Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Yes. And you don't need to pay me in MONEY, neccisarily.

Am I really that much of a womanizer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sorry, i thought when you meant not paying in money, you meant dead bodies.

Should i bury these bodies?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I can put 'em in the freezer and eat 'em later.

Do I say "'em" too much?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, Somewhere between 'not too much' & 'rage-inducingly too much'.

How do i get these bloodstains out of this pickaxe?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sulfuric Acid. And you don't ne- oh wait, wrong question.

Did I do good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Kind of. My Pickaxe is now dissolving but the blood is gone. i think it's better as make-up remover.

Wanna go looking for gold with me?

 

[SteakHeart]

As long as by "Gold" you don't mean boogers.

Wanna come with us?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

As soon as you specify what type of "gold" this is.

Do YOU wanna come with us?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well duh, I'm leading this exposition, and no we aren't looking for nose gold, we're looking for aztec gold.

Should we taking a submarine?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, the Aztecs lived on land.

When are we gonna start looking?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Next week. I've got the week off, so it's perfect.

Why did you agree to go?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well... I think we all know.

Why do I continually use sexual innuendo around a woman?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No idea. But I find it funny.

Where could we go next after looking for aztec gold?

 

[SteakHeart]

The lost city of Atlantis!

Would you like one or two humps on your camel?

 

[Fraught]

Depends. Do you mean per day, or per week? Also, is it a leghump, or something else?

Why aren't we not already going to Atlantis?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because VaudeVillian hasn't had her week off yet.

Why won't she speed up time so we can get to the se- I mean, gold searching?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because i need to book supplies and it's a two day waiting list. Plus i want to spend the weekend at home.

What are you bringing along on this adventure?

 

[SteakHeart]

A shovel, a canteen, [small]and plenty of condoms.[/small]

Seriously, can you help me stop using innuendo?

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Any adventure requires only condoms. Lots and lots of condoms. (hehe we thought of the same thing)

answer to yours: No, but I hear that condoms can.

Is anal misfortune a minimum requirement to play Modern Warfare 2 on PC?

 

[Ren3004]

No, but it's part of the recommended settings.


Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?