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SteakHeart

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Cauuuught in a laaandsliddeee... no escape from realityyyy.

How come these condoms I am going to bring are already used?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Hmth. You did say you were a womanizer. That, or you were practicing. Whatever you do in your own time...

Why do i get the feeling that i shouldn't accept drinks from you on this voyage?
 

SteakHeart

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I guess. Just as long as you stay away from my rum. Which I forgot to mention, I am bringing.

How can you be posting when this is the middle of a school day?
 

SteakHeart

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Me and my rum.

And yes, Vaude, you can have the rum. Have as much as you want... [small]Muahahahaha![/small]

Who else wants some rum?
 

Fraught

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Because she's a nun, she knows your intentions.

Why haven't aliens destroyed us yet?
 

xxcloud417xx

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Because they fear our advanced contraceptive making technology.

We should develop even more contraceptives!
 

Ren3004

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Because I just got here now and am still warming up.
[sub]Hey, I was in a waiting room for 2 hours filling queries. Not what you'd call interesting[/sub]


Can I join the expedition?
 

SteakHeart

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[small]Ah yes, the toothbrush.[/small]
Yes. As does the helicopeter, which would be much faster.

Can someone bring some snacks for the trip?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Apparently, you can be in charge of cookie dispersal too.

What's the first thing you're gonna do when we get to our destination?