Stupid Shit You Hear From Gamers?
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Graphics make good games and all the cuss, racial, and homophobic words in the world on Xbox live.
I find someone to say the words every time I play a game of modern warfare 2
I find someone to say the words every time I play a game of modern warfare 2
Gay 10 year old: "Brutal Legends' sound track is for faggots!!"
Me: "Says the guy with the Beatles Rock Band avatar."
Me: "Says the guy with the Beatles Rock Band avatar."
Ok so about 4 years ago I was playing Runescape (I know, don't laugh) and I'm just peacefully choppin down some trees when these two players walk by. One of them has a name something like "MrVargok". The other one was playing with a girl character model.
MrVargok [to the girl]: k so now that ur my gf and stuff can u tell all ur friends to call u MrsVargok?
Girl: Uhm... *teleports away*
MrVargok: ...
Me: Relationship Fail!
MrVargok [to the girl]: k so now that ur my gf and stuff can u tell all ur friends to call u MrsVargok?
Girl: Uhm... *teleports away*
MrVargok: ...
Me: Relationship Fail!
I hate those people to. What sucks even more though is when people are obviously hacking/lagging and no one seems to give a damn. I tried a game called Team Wolf at one point and there was a guy that killed me by shooting the other way. No one said anything about it.Inobodyme said:
"OH YOU DAMN ELITE GOT A CHEAP KILL ON ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD FROM BEHIND!!!"
- anonymous Xbox live Spartan.
Why it's funny: I killed him face to face, in a match that was all swords!!
Also of course it has to be said:
"You did not play the same games as I did in my childhood because you did not grow up in the nineteen eighties therefore you played different games like Halo, Half Life and other such titles. Therefore because our childhood nostalgia is different.... YOU ARE NOT A TRUE GAMER!!! CONFORM TO MY STANDARDS OF GAMING NOSTALGIA OR BE PURGED!!!!"
- anonymous Xbox live Spartan.
Why it's funny: I killed him face to face, in a match that was all swords!!
Also of course it has to be said:
"You did not play the same games as I did in my childhood because you did not grow up in the nineteen eighties therefore you played different games like Halo, Half Life and other such titles. Therefore because our childhood nostalgia is different.... YOU ARE NOT A TRUE GAMER!!! CONFORM TO MY STANDARDS OF GAMING NOSTALGIA OR BE PURGED!!!!"
I absolutely abhor the amount of hate the (Good) Nintendo franchises get from the "Hardcore."
"It's a kiddy game!"
"It has more colors than gray and brown!"
"How dare they use their imaginative level designs!"
"POKEMON IS [insert insult here]!"
I love my 360/PS3, but Nintendo's faithful still have some amazing titles...
"It's a kiddy game!"
"It has more colors than gray and brown!"
"How dare they use their imaginative level designs!"
"POKEMON IS [insert insult here]!"
I love my 360/PS3, but Nintendo's faithful still have some amazing titles...
I am guilty of this. and this sin is ragequiting because of "haxorz" or "pros" playing in a regular server. It is especially in COD MW2 on week days when all the good people are playing so I get nuked at least once a week. DAMN APACHES!!!
Well, I dont care for them, but saying that about Brutal Legends sound track just crosses the line.purplegothchick said:
ASS: FUCKING ****** ISN'T RESPONDING TO HIS MESSAGES...probably because he has dick in his mouth
Me: that guy quit long time ago
ASS: oh so its you eh asshole? ok lets go one on one, no snipers
Me: Are you sure?
ASS: aww yeah.Hurr Hurr.
Me: Ok...*chooses incredibly accurate and powerful MW2 spaz-12*
ASS: YOU'RE FUCKING HACKING YOU PRICK FUCKING PRICK
Me:No its a spaz-12 with stopping power, handgrip, and steady aim
ASS: NO YOUR A FUCKING HACK I DON'T LOSE I PRESTIGED 5 TIMES ALREADY
Me: As long as you play enough you can prestige through playing games and getting bonus experience
ASS: *rage quit*
Pretty much the same as other peoples'
But I just love taking down stuck up assholes
Me: that guy quit long time ago
ASS: oh so its you eh asshole? ok lets go one on one, no snipers
Me: Are you sure?
ASS: aww yeah.Hurr Hurr.
Me: Ok...*chooses incredibly accurate and powerful MW2 spaz-12*
ASS: YOU'RE FUCKING HACKING YOU PRICK FUCKING PRICK
Me:No its a spaz-12 with stopping power, handgrip, and steady aim
ASS: NO YOUR A FUCKING HACK I DON'T LOSE I PRESTIGED 5 TIMES ALREADY
Me: As long as you play enough you can prestige through playing games and getting bonus experience
ASS: *rage quit*
Pretty much the same as other peoples'
But I just love taking down stuck up assholes
dududf said:IdealistCommi said:Reuq said:
I know what it was, I had to convert it to Retardese.
Also, by me saying "What is that Retardese" is me being funny. Invoking much "Laugh out louds"
Also, Even though I'm typing "Retardese" it doesn't mean it can't be Grammaticly correct Retardese
Wouldn't Retardese by it's very nature be grammatically incorrect?
HAHAHA I believe I said that once, but I added that it was more of 'Tekken meets KH2'traceur_ said:
My friend is as shallow as a fucking kiddy pool as a gamer
He doesn't give a fuck about the story
The game has to be rated M
The game has to be an FPS
The game has to be on 360
Otherwise its a no-go with him
So needless to say I've heard a lot of stupid shit out of him
He was once watching me play Battlefield: Bad Company
*I kill guy no blood or disemberment shows*
Him: Is this game rated T?
Me: Yeah
Him: *disinterested/ dissappointed voice* Oh.
Whereas the main reason he likes Gears of War
"I just love the violence in this game"
He doesn't give a fuck about the story
The game has to be rated M
The game has to be an FPS
The game has to be on 360
Otherwise its a no-go with him
So needless to say I've heard a lot of stupid shit out of him
He was once watching me play Battlefield: Bad Company
*I kill guy no blood or disemberment shows*
Him: Is this game rated T?
Me: Yeah
Him: *disinterested/ dissappointed voice* Oh.
Whereas the main reason he likes Gears of War
"I just love the violence in this game"