In 2D scrollers, you can't turn 90 degrees and go that way... I wanna go over there dammnit! It looks safer!
Stupid things in videogames
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In old school Zelda the people would say the SAME EXACT THING every time you talked to them! It was SOOOO lame!
In Silent Hill: Origins, there was no reason why Travis, the main character, couldn't just leg it. That's what made the game suck for me.
At least Final Fantasy XII fixed that. Humanoid enemies would carry money, but if you killed a wolf, you'd get a pelt, and if you killed a harpy, you'd get a wing (or whatever), which you could later sell.nikki191 said:
that in cod4 the jets and helicopters fly that low you would see them, the jets don't have to even fly over you ,they drop there bombs about 2 miles away , and for the helicopters they can't see everthing and wouldn't be stupid enough to get shot at , and the fact that bullets even armor piercing wouldn't go through reinforced concrete that easily gee having a degree in mech engineering has it's use eh?
IN transformers When you save jazz 3 round you kill a little guy he revives WTF
Halo 3- Whats with 343? Like you take johnsons SL then shoot at GS so many times IT FAILS. So you get a diffrent SL shoot it then he dies in 3 shots WTF IS THAT!?
Halo 3- Whats with 343? Like you take johnsons SL then shoot at GS so many times IT FAILS. So you get a diffrent SL shoot it then he dies in 3 shots WTF IS THAT!?
And here comes the rant! (mild, very mild spoiler alert by inference)
On fallout 3 I have my second level twenty character and this time I actually wanted to get all the bobbleheads. Unfortunately I have 19 out of 20 because the one in Arefu is behind a door that requires a higher degree of lockpickdom than my character possesses. Now any other freakin door in the entire game has multiple points of access, but NOO not that door. Hell the owner of the house doesn't even have a key to place that you can pickpocket or jack from his shotgun shell ridden corpse. So there I am waiting for the level cap to be raised so I can boost my lockpicking skill to get the damn thing. Why doesn't the owner have a way into his house that doesn't make sense.
Also why doesn't he ever go back home to sleep like every other character in the freakin game. before I completed the android sidequest I thought for sure that this guy was it because the fucker doesn't EVER SLEEP!
I fired a mini nuke at the damn house trying to get in. A FUCKING MINI NUKE, the house is made of millimeter thick rusting sheet metal and bird shit, but that damn bobblehead is locked up like a fuckin safe.
On fallout 3 I have my second level twenty character and this time I actually wanted to get all the bobbleheads. Unfortunately I have 19 out of 20 because the one in Arefu is behind a door that requires a higher degree of lockpickdom than my character possesses. Now any other freakin door in the entire game has multiple points of access, but NOO not that door. Hell the owner of the house doesn't even have a key to place that you can pickpocket or jack from his shotgun shell ridden corpse. So there I am waiting for the level cap to be raised so I can boost my lockpicking skill to get the damn thing. Why doesn't the owner have a way into his house that doesn't make sense.
Also why doesn't he ever go back home to sleep like every other character in the freakin game. before I completed the android sidequest I thought for sure that this guy was it because the fucker doesn't EVER SLEEP!
I fired a mini nuke at the damn house trying to get in. A FUCKING MINI NUKE, the house is made of millimeter thick rusting sheet metal and bird shit, but that damn bobblehead is locked up like a fuckin safe.
Checkpoints at INCREDIBLY inconvenient places in a game.
*cough* Gears of War *cough*
I take it back.. checkpoints, period.
*cough* Gears of War *cough*
I take it back.. checkpoints, period.
What is up with Bowser and Peach? I think peach is "kidnapped" to be in a secret relationship with Bowser. Bowser does have kids, after all. And Bowser Jr. did call peach his mommy. Also, Mario and Bowser fiercely fight each other and then go go-karting or play tennis or something. What's up with that? Or the entire Mario universe for that matter.
In Farcry 2, mission objectives that say "Go help this douchebag before they die" and then halfway to the objective point it says "mission completed"....
Resident Evil's numbering sequence. Theres been like 10 games, yet we're only up to RE5.
Games in a series that suddenly switch developers, and end up screwing over the whole awesomeness of it, such as the Legacy of Kain series.
Resident Evil's numbering sequence. Theres been like 10 games, yet we're only up to RE5.
Games in a series that suddenly switch developers, and end up screwing over the whole awesomeness of it, such as the Legacy of Kain series.
Play the new(er) version of The bards tale to get an explanation on this subject lol.ForgottenPr0digy said:
That when I run into a monster in an RPG I'm like, 3CM away from it... And then suddenly I'm 10 meters away from it slowly bouncing up and down. HAVE YOU EVER STOOD STILL? YOU DON'T BOUNCE.
EDIT: Just an FYI, Mario could be seen as the abusive ex-boyfriend who continuasly gets Peach back from the father of her children by seducing her with his Italian charm. Once Bowser "kidnaps her", he goes into one of his jealous rages and takes her back. Peach is undecided on what she wants in life, and is not dedicated to her children or Bowser, having grown up with riches but alone.
But yeah, take it however you want. XD
EDIT: Just an FYI, Mario could be seen as the abusive ex-boyfriend who continuasly gets Peach back from the father of her children by seducing her with his Italian charm. Once Bowser "kidnaps her", he goes into one of his jealous rages and takes her back. Peach is undecided on what she wants in life, and is not dedicated to her children or Bowser, having grown up with riches but alone.
But yeah, take it however you want. XD
