Stupidest Characters in any game

[keji]

Alesia, the monk henchman in Guild Wars...sigh.

 

[sadpolice]

Dom in Gears 2, Hardcore mode, done nothing to help me! Apart from die alot, I wish i could have left him to die >_>

 

[Andy_Panthro]

Minsc.

But thankfully Boo is very smart.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Use the search bar.

Survivors in Dead Rising.

I was going to put them ^^ God that game's stressful at times.

 

[Cpt Big Mac]

You, in Pokemon: Why DIDN'T you wait for your rival to choose his Pokemon first? Didn't you learn from the first time you played?!

Enemy Reinforcements in Fire Emblem: They never freaking learn, no amount of Lv. 6 Falcon Knights can beat me! FOR I AM MARTH!

Flonne, Disgaea: You'd think God would give his angels a more solid education, but you'd be wrong.

lol The pokemon thing is so true. I mean, there has been like, what over 10 games so far and you always are forced to pick first! How stupid can someone get! lol

 

[Gizmo]

The SaS team in COD4. They sit there till you moved then when they needed something they ***** at you to get it done and never helped. I think i killed every Enemy in the game (i baited Gaz like it was going out of style but hey he couldn't aim so) Basically to sum it up they are stupid and all deserved to die. /my opinion

 

[Worgen]

Im gonna go with cole train, everyone else is treating the war as something serious then his ass comes in spouting sports slang and treating everything like a game, granted these are video games where you can take multiple bullet hits and very few games have chars that treat war like war and not some fun game but cole is just an amalgamation of the most annoying aspects. I know duke nuken does something similar but he does it awsomly

 

[Gaming_Purist]

All the characters from Resident Evil 1 on the PSX. The dialogue was so bad it felt like an infomercial.

 

[Whistler777]

Sheva Alomar from RE5

LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

Melatto tits are no excuse for an IQ of 37.

 

[Forl0rn]

Six. From Vegas 2; I dont want to be the deputy director. I want to kill people!

 

[Halfbreed13]

Anyone with the word Spartan in their name
90% of LIVE

 

[Ironhell]

partner AI in army of two, i swear that dumbass killed me more times than the hundreds of enemies! one time in the Iraq level we had just blown up the bunker and were headed to the large caurtyard with a dozen soldiers and a mounted gun guarding the exit. we take cover behind a few sandbags and start playing bullet-whack-a-mole with the enemy soldiers. i pop out of cover for a second too long trying to take down an enemy and get capped by the turret. my ai partner grabs me and instead of just healing me right thee behind our cover, drags me out from the cover and across the coartyard in front of the turret and TOWARDS the enemy! getting us both killed.

 

[Dalisclock]

I've been saying him a lot lately, but Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect. The guy grounds your ship because you've been saying that there's danger which you have to stop, which would ruin his chances to brown nose to the council. So, he basically comes this close to dooming the galaxy for short term political advantage. Hell, he might not have even gotten any advantage out of it; the council very clearly doesn't like him.

And then he doesn't understand why you probably picked Anderson at the end. "Well, Ambassador, you can rest assured that it has nothing to do with the fact you almost doomed galactic civilization because you're a massive tool". Watching Anderson deck him was one of the best scenes in the game.

 

[Thimblefoot]

The characters in Bullet Witch are probably the most stupid i have seen in a game, they just...don't do ANYTHING!

The very fact that i played Bullet Witch still hurts me inside...

 

[jj90]

sheva in res5, totally pointless.
lol i just never gave her a weapon haha

 

[Vrex360]

In the interest of quoting Yahtzee I'm going to say the Locust are pretty thick. Because if four guys are able to kill somewhere around ten thousand of them where do they get off calling themselves powerful?

 

[Magical Hans]

Im gonna go with cole train, everyone else is treating the war as something serious then his ass comes in spouting sports slang and treating everything like a game, granted these are video games where you can take multiple bullet hits and very few games have chars that treat war like war and not some fun game but cole is just an amalgamation of the most annoying aspects. I know duke nuken does something similar but he does it awsomly

I disagree i find it kinda uplifting, people do go insane in war after all no?
Imagine gears of war without him and it would be a cockfest full of grunting and talking behind clenched teeth. Cole's the reason i like gears.

So get on the train baby

choo choo!

 

[Avatar Roku]

I've been saying him a lot lately, but Ambassador Udina from Mass Effect. The guy grounds your ship because you've been saying that there's danger which you have to stop, which would ruin his chances to brown nose to the council. So, he basically comes this close to dooming the galaxy for short term political advantage. Hell, he might not have even gotten any advantage out of it; the council very clearly doesn't like him.

And then he doesn't understand why you probably picked Anderson at the end. "Well, Ambassador, you can rest assured that it has nothing to do with the fact you almost doomed galactic civilization because you're a massive tool". Watching Anderson deck him was one of the best scenes in the game.

Yeah. And I do love when it becomes obvious that everyone hates him at the end, when he's the only one who thinks that punching him out should exclude Anderson from high office.

EDIT:I think the conversation went like this:

Udina: "Anderson? You must be joking! He prefers to let his fists do the talking."
Anderson: "Only with you Ambassador."
Everyone:...
Asari Councilor: "Well, I think it's an inspired choice."

Honestly, I think the Turian Councilor was ready to canonize Anderson at the end, just to spite Udina.