Stupidest reason to shoot down a game

[omega_peaches]

Yes, a game being on the wii is a good reason to shoot it down.
The better wii games don't use the shitty motion control.

Metroid was alright, but the controls were still hard to use.
Having a game on the wii eliminates the entire fps genre, i honestly think it can't be done.

Also, using your logic, I can say that Megaman 1,2,3,4,9 and 10 all suck because they are on the wii.

 

[Always_Remain]

Here's a great part of a conversation I was having with my Anti-Anime/RPG/JRPG friend.

Friend: What game you playing?
Me: Sigh. It's called Disgaea.
Friend: *watches me play it* lol wtf. You barely even move your character and it's all anime-ish. I bet it's an RPG too.
Me: Yeah. A tactical PRG.
Friend: That sounds pretty gay. Everything RPG related should go die in a fire.
Me: Guess that means Fallout 3 and Borderlands should too right?
Friend: . . . Well anime is still fag-tastic.
Me: Ever look at some art for the Zelda games? Link often is drawn in a anime way. His character models look anime-ish too. Oh then there is Pokemon which you love . . That probably should be burned too I guess.
Friend: . . . . . Fuck.
ME: Owned =D

Basically I dislike it when people say that anything with RPG elements is horrible.

 

[Yoshemo]

People who refuse TF2 because "cartoons r 4 baybeez"

 

[Johnny Cain]

Considering every graphics system not running on the patented Modern Warfare 'Brown-o-mat' shit and not worth two pennies.

 

[omega_peaches]

Yes, a game being on the wii is a good reason to shoot it down.
The better wii games don't use the shitty motion control.

Metroid was alright, but the controls were still hard to use.
Having a game on the wii eliminates the entire fps genre, i honestly think it can't be done.

Also, using your logic, I can say that Megaman 1,2,3,4,9 and 10 all suck because they are on the wii.

I think what he meant was pretty obvious.
So i guess we can't say virtua-boy sucks or we're also saying every mario tennis game sucks.

Not all Mario Tennis games are on the Virtua-Boy.

 

[A Playful Shark]

Yes, a game being on the wii is a good reason to shoot it down.
The better wii games don't use the shitty motion control.

Metroid was alright, but the controls were still hard to use.
Having a game on the wii eliminates the entire fps genre, i honestly think it can't be done.

Also, using your logic, I can say that Megaman 1,2,3,4,9 and 10 all suck because they are on the wii.

So i have to buy an extra controller? I have enough shit lying around.

Also, read my post. Do the mega man games use motion control? No. They're fine.

 

[onewheeled]

One of my online buddies went into a GameCrazy, actually held The Orange Box for 360 in his hands, and turned it down because the box art and screenshots on the back looked boring. He's just like "You said Portal and TF2 are amazing, but the pictures on the back looked GAAAAAAAAAY!"

So he bought Fable 2, which I had previously recommended to not buy, as it got very boring very fast for me.

 

[Liquid Paradox]

Probably because its a genre you don't like, if people dared stray out their precious comfort zone they'd be a lot better off

I have to disagree with you on this one, or at least offer a slightly modified version.

You see, I don't play sport games/racing games/fighting games/Real time strategy. One might say they are "Outside of my comfort zone." But in all fairness, I don't plat these games simply because the objective doesn't appeal to me. For example, sport games: Heck, I don't even like real sports! Or racing? Feels boring to me.

However, some people refuse to play a certain genre of game just because. I at least have given all genre's a chance. Well.. except for Rapelay.

 

[cerebus23]

first i would say if it is not on my console is must blow and i must make it my mission in life to degrade the game not on my console even tho i have never played it, never seen it, and obviously will not buy it cause it is not on my console, but i mist flame troll and convince the people with that console to not buy that game that their platform of choice sucks and they fail at life in general.

second nitpicking gfx, yea many older games gfx suck, but some are better games than 80% of the games out today. and picking apart games based on slight graphical difference between once again your console vs the other.

third "it's not a game it's an interactive movie" any game that has too many cutscenes for the players taste and therefore it negates any of the game you get to play because of said cutscenes.

those would be my top 3.

 

[Johnny Cain]

Considering every graphics system not running on the patented Modern Warfare 'Brown-o-mat' shit and not worth two pennies.

Hey brown is realistic....at least I think it is at a time of war.

I always thought of it as a way for the game to project how unbelievably shit it is for a top shelf game. Not to mention the mind numbing boredom and unceasing fugliness.

 

[onewheeled]

It's a good thing you have each other to know what games are boring and what games are gaaaaaay. Otherwise you may have to play the games you enjoy individually, good thing everyone has the same opinion about games or things could get complicated.

Erm, I don't think you understand my context. I've told him about how great the game is, and that he should check it out. And he didn't buy it because of the box and screenshots. So he goes against my advice and buys a game I told him would get boring, because it "looked cool".

 

[Calbeck]

Hating a sub warfare game for things like "The torpedo reach on the Mk10 does not meet actual specs for the period 1940-1941 in accordance with Navy Manual BLAH BLAH BLAH..."

 

[zyoto12]

Because Yahtzee said so