Stupidest reason to shoot down a game

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AceAngel

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Usually, it's the opposite of TC.

Something along the lines of "OMG, graphics look too good man, this game will suck in everything else".
 

Danpascooch

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I don't think: "Because it's on the wii" is a bad reason to shoot down some games.

For example, I can be pretty sure that just about every FPS or sword based game on the wii will suck.
 

blinkgun96

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danpascooch said:
blinkgun96 said:
"The reviewers said it was terrible"

I swear if I hear that one more time I'll eat this chair.

EDIT: apparently I have to clarify, I dont like it when I say: "I want buy [insert game of choice here]" and a certain friend of mine replies that such and such said the game was shite.
Yeah, a much better approach is to buy every single game ever made, and judge for ourselves.

Oh wait, I'm not a billionaire, and I don't have infinite amounts of time.

Guess I'll listen to reviews I trust and DECIDE WHICH GAMES TO INVEST TIME AND MONEY INTO BASED ON THEM
*points to title*
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
*enters fetal position*

Now what you say is true, it makes life easier to see someone elses experiences, and opinions and determine whether you'll be getting your moneys worth, but your experience and his will not always be the same. example; I have a friend who does have enough time and money to buy essentially every game including so-called shitty ones, but when I ask him what he thinks of them the reply is always the same: "it gives me orgasms" or some variation.
 

omega_peaches

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Cid SilverWing said:
Direct response to OP: Your friend is a fucking retard for using graphics to justify rating a game (not berating the Wii though, that was well-deserved).

It's immature to criticize a game for trying to not associate with the bastard moneymilk titles that are Halo and its mutated offspring.
Well actually, this "Friend" is basically testing ground for new games.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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I hate it when people rail on a game because it's not polished to a mirror sheen and is kind of rough around the edges, especially when it's something really fresh and imaginative that had to be done on a bit of a lower budget than triple A american titles.
 

CoverYourHead

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It's popular, so it sucks. Yes, I understand not all popular things are great, but sometimes things are popular because they're good at something. Judge it for yourself, don't hate it because it's cool to hate the popular crowd.
 

Spectre4802

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Graphics rank pretty high on the worst reasons to judge a game. I know people who avoid perfectly good games just because of graphics.
It's makes my blood boil. Especially if they favour the lastest f#cking Halo game over it.


The whole "Xbox exclusive game? Bah, it'll be crap" is mostly said by people who, obviously, don't have an Xbox. I suffer from this.

It's because it isn't released on the computer and us computer gamers can't play it. Instead of saying "damn, that really sucks for me" or contemplating bying an Xbox (which I'll never do - controllers and I don't mix), we tell ourselves the game will be crap so we don't feel like we're missing out on anything.
 

Megacherv

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I have a new one:-

"It's too over the top"

This is whilst we're discussing Portal...which is quite a simplistic game if you compare it to a lot of games nowadays.

This same person also said that the Ratchet & Clank games were "for 3-year-olds who hadn't developed motor skills"...twat...
 

feather240

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RicoADF said:
omega_peaches said:
So yesterday, I was at a friends, and he brought up E3.
Friend: So what was your favorite part of it?
Me: Seeing Goldeneye, I'll finally get to play it on the wii!
Friend: It's gonna suck.
Me: Why?
Friend: The graphics suck, and it's on the wii.
Me: So?
Friend: To me, graphics are the most important part of a game, and the Wii probably couldn't even run Halo 3!

Your stupid reasons?
You summed it up right there, people that think graphics are everything and don't care about the storyline or gameplay are shallow and need to learn theres more to life then shiny lights. Thats not to say graphics arnt apart of a good game, but at the end of the day its not the be all and end all.
I'm very shallow then. It doesn't have to have wonderful graphics, but it can't be too blocky.
 

Ih8pkmn

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"That game causes violence!"

I am going to personally mail a piece of my fecal matter to a certain ex-Florida lawyer if I hear this again.
 

Sylveria

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My stupid reason is usually the art style. I've played a lot of games that were "good" but the art style just turned me off. FF9 and Dragonquest 8 are two of my more notable ones. I also drop a game faster than a sack of wet rocks if I don't like the appearance of the main characters. Star Ocean 4 fit that bill.. other than the game sucking on it's own merits, having to star at Edge in his retarded orange and white pseudo space armor for 40+hrs was gonna be agonizing.

The reason I find most confusing for dropping a game is graphics (which I realize saying I do it cause of art style is somewhat hypocritical). I guess if you've been spoiled by fancy latest gen stuff, getting on a game with sprites or lower resolution may make it seem "ugly." But, more often than not, those sprite based games slashed their graphics budget to make a really compelling game (see almost anything Nippon Ichi Software puts out). Graphics are the lowest common denominator and games that put all their focus into that * and have really shitty gameplay *cough* Final Fantasy 13 *cough think the buyer is only interested in the bright lights and colors.
 

A Playful Shark

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Yes, a game being on the wii is a good reason to shoot it down.
The better wii games don't use the shitty motion control.

Metroid was alright, but the controls were still hard to use.
Having a game on the wii eliminates the entire fps genre, i honestly think it can't be done.
 

OmegaXzors

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blinkgun96 said:
"The reviewers said it was terrible"

I swear if I hear that one more time I'll eat this chair.
I'd pay to see you do that. I demand you yell "NOM NOM NOM!" as you do it.

A lot of people usually compare any shooter to Halo or Call of Duty, shooting down all of them. I usually like to ask people to play a game first before judging it. Of course, a lot of people in this world didn't deserve to be the fastest swimmer.
 

Redemption003

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"It looks childish" has to be one I get fairly annoyed at. Just because a game has pretty bright colours doesn't mean it won't be fun and (heaven forbid) actually a good game.

I also had a friend that wouldn't play Morrowind at first because he hated the combat system (he's ok with playing it now strangely), whereas I personally think that it adds to the feel of the game. That's just how I see it though, not really a stupid reason to hate it I guess.