Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted

[Scarim Coral]

Oh boy there are too many to mention. I think it would have to been this-

I admit to my ex friends that I like George Michael song "Flawless (go to the city)".
So what? That song was using another group I liked The Ones (Flawless) and I think it was a good mix. Also I'm not the judgemental type (which my ex friend were) to ignore a song just becasue of the group/ singer past. That would be like refusing to listen to Michael Jackson songs just because of his scandal.

 

[deehadley]

I once got insulted for where I was.

I was waiting for a bus in the village (Chandlers Ford) I grew up in and some chav walked past and said "you're a dick for being in Chandlers Ford" and carried on walking.

I still have no idea where he thought he was, but he was definately right next to me; and he probably said "your a dick" rather than "you're a dick".

 

[snagli]

I got insulted by my American friend for donating money to Japan after the earthquake. "You're a f*cking nazi lover man, they bombed Pearl Harbor!"

When I mentioned Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it went over his head, he probably has no idea what those names are.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Someone called me an asshole because I was annoyed at myself for getting a C in a test, when I was predicted an A*. I said "Damn, I should have done better", And she called me an "Stupid, asshole."
I'm afraid I responded rather badly. We really don't get on....

 

[Susan Arendt]

Once for being too pale-skinned ("I wouldn't go out in public if I looked like you...no offense.") and just recently because the commentor didn't like my voice (yet keeps watching videos I narrate).

 

[chuckey]

Someone called me an asshole because I was annoyed at myself for getting a C in a test, when I was predicted an A*. I said "Damn, I should have done better", And she called me an "Stupid, asshole."
I'm afraid I responded rather badly. We really don't get on....

I know what you mean. I think the person got a bad grade on their test and were annoyed that you were annoyed with a C. Also, they were probably having a bad day.

 

[C F]

There have been plenty of stupid reasons, but I don't bother remembering most of them. The stupidest reason would probably be for never having a girlfriend.
I've had plenty of opportunities, I just don't want to be in a relationship yet.

 

[Malyc]

Not much insulting going on in real life, but it always amuses me when some guy attacks me in a mmo im playing and gets his ass kicked, then calls me a 'noob', insults my mother and so on, it just makes no sense.

Gotta love that. In a MMOFPS I play, when that happens I hunt that person down to the exclusion of all others. Yeah, it cuts down on my kill count, but when they RAGEQUIT, it makes my day.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

For not getting a soda at dinner so I could have one during the movie.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Easy. The time I wore my "RUSSIA!" shirt from a Guggenheim exhibit of Russian modern art and some drunk asshole yelled at me:"Go back to Russia, you fucking communist!" I am not Russian and have actually never even been in/near Russia.

 

[Guffe]

For listening to Iron Maiden.
I was walking down the street and having a earplug from my phone listening to music, was wearing my Maiden shirt, when a few younger kids (maybe 13-14 I was 19 at the time) and they stopped a bit before me and asked if I was listening to Maiden (obviously they noticed the shirt) and I replied with a yes.
They started calling me a curch burning satanist etc...
I starting laughing with a bit "built-in" evil in it and said if I had had my knife with me I would've ripped their guts out and offered them to the almighty Eddie right there.
Funny info, I was heading to the town church.

 

[ckam]

Apparently Asian culture has tendencies to do incest. I don't understand the logic in that, but whatever.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Ok, so I'm hanging out with two friends, call them friend A and B. They are a couple. Friend A's douchy roommate comes in and says I'm "so socially awkward". All 3 of us took like a whole day to figure out where that came from.

He's the kind of guy who's never been in a real relationship, so the idea that a couple can be together in the same room and not screwing is completely foreign to him (i.e, he sees women as masturbatory aids and little else). So, he walks in, sees them not screwing, sees me, assumes I'm cock-blocking...you can see where this goes.

 

[DrunkPickle]

I used to have a friend who always complained that I didn't respond to his insults. Anytime he would make a derogatory comment about me (which was quite often), he expected a comeback. But as I'm a naturally calm person, I usually turned the other cheek. That would make him even more mad, which led to more insults; and one time he even insisted we fought - that's pretty much when our relationship ended ;P

 

[Necroid_Neko]

Ah, I remember when the kids at school went through a phase of insulting me for my large chest size...
But I find people insulting my pale skin to be funnier, I like that they feel that social pressure will encourage me to get skin cancer from tanning beds or orange skin from fake bake just so I can fit in with their image. Somehow, I just don't see it happening :L

 

[Qitz]

Wrong kind of cup!

The nitwit was insulting me based upon the size of my breasts. Then he looked at me expectantly, waiting for me to look upset.

Then he looked very disappointed and confused. Nitwit.

Oh I know full well what kind of cup you were referring too. I was just having fun with the double meaning and all

Coulda tossed him a zinger and said "Well, you are an expert on small things aren't ya?"

 

[Kojiro ftt]

For being white. And it surprises me how many people have said this. Racism isn't dead I suppose.

#2 is for being Asian, or sometimes Mexican, lol. People assume I am Asian because of my name.

 

[Surpheal]

The most recent that i can think of would have to be my Drawing Techniques 1 class, only due to the fact that I wear a black fedora. That is all, just because I wear a hat. But it doesn't get to me because everyone in that class was in a different class together, so I know that they are just joking

However far less recently would have to be a few times in Burnout Paradise online. The first time was just after the Olympus and the Rai-jin dropped. So playing online cruising around in the Rai-jin and some dolt in the Olympus takes me down. Cut to about twenty minutes later and me with around 24 takedowns on the Olympus user and then he rage quits. More recently in Paradise City was me messing around in the Carbon X-12 and two little idiots were trying to take me out in their Nighthawks (the cheapest car in the game in my opinion). Another twenty minutes later I'm running around the whole of Paradise, laughing hysterically to myself, as they are trying to keep up with me. Now those who have played this game are thinking just how I could outrun a car as fast as the Nighthawk, to which i would answer that I had played in Paradise pretty much since the game came out. So I know all of the little ins and outs of the city, the mountains, and now the island to the point I don't have to think that hard on how to get from point A to point B.

Edit: Yes I took their challenge as an insult. I felt that they insulted my skills as a driver and needed to be taught a lesson.

 

[albinoterrorist]

For wanting to keep my face warm.
I shit you not.

At traffic lights, wearing a multi-coloured rainbow-style scarf up over my mouth, cheeks and nose (Cold winter is cold) when three girls (aged 13-15~ish) appear on the other side.

Lights go green, people start to cross.

Whilst crossing, they spot me, and their eyes light up with amazement.

Just as they pass right by me, the one closest to me whispers to the others: "Terrorist!" and they all break out into barely suppressed laughter.

As a white, British, teenage male, I was referred to as a terrorist, due solely to my unwillingness to let my nose freeze in winter.

I'd honestly be offended if it weren't so absurd.

 

[Joseph Harrison]

I am mercilessly made fun of due to the fact the I bike to my school instead of driving. I only live a mile and a half from the school so it doesn't warrant paying 80 bucks for a parking spot, yet everyone finds it hilarious that I bike to school even though I'm 18.