Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted

[Deathmageddon]

For being white.

Yeah, really.

Me too. I was even called racist for not being an Obama fanboy in 2008, even though everything I said about him back then has come true by now.

Also, I've had at least four people accuse me of being incapable of independent thought because of my preference for Apple computers and my political/religious views (not including all the anti-religious metal bands that I wish were less ignorant because they're talented musicians). F***tards. With friends like these, right?

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

I recall a pothead calling me a f*cker for looking at him funny(i didnt evan see him), then him and his buddies try to jump me. Tankfully a berskerish guy against four pot heads who just happened to be highier than a kite=win.

 

[Phasmal]

1- Being a girl.
This one has many facets, I've been insulted for not acting girly enough, for playing games, for being a nerd, for saying no to sending people I dont know over the internet my picture. Stuff like that. Its strange, IRL I am more likely to get insulted by non-nerds for being a nerdy girl, and nerdy guys are really nice to me but on the internet its pretty much the other way round.

2- Having divorced parents.
A teacher of mine was just pretty much mental about this. She constantly referred to me as being from a `broken home`, and predicted I would go to prison or die young because my parents were selfish and divorced.

 

[Psychoid]

I remember back in school being insulted by some of the other kids for actually knowing the answer to a question the teacher asked. That was pretty weird...

More recently, I used to work with a guy who was something of a hippie. He would constantly have a go at me (admittedly in a fairly friendly way) for owning a car with a big V8. Last time I saw him, I took great delight in telling him that I now have two cars with big V8s - after all, someone's got to balance out the effect him and his bicycle are having on the environment

 

[Greni]

Now they either think your not very smart which makes no sense at all, or they think your a snob. So few people actually think your just shy.

This is "you" and this is "are", together they are "you're".

 

[Greni]

Now they either think your not very smart which makes no sense at all, or they think your a snob. So few people actually think your just shy.

This is "you" and this is "are", together they are "you're".

Correcting a persons spelling on the internet is like winning the special olympics.

Even if your first, you still lose. Nobody cares.

At least I go home with a medal, and the other person might possibly have learned something. Although in this case, apparently not. But anyone else reading might.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Even if I did I would never change my name because I was named after my grandfather who died of cancer 10 years before I was born.

*Internet Brofist* My middle name is my grandfather's name who also happened to die a couple months after I was born due to cancer.

OT: I got insutled because I was smart. There's one dumb girl I work with that tells me I'm too smart and that I should shut up. "You're too smart. Why don't you get stupider or something."

Obviously she needs to get learned real bad. Cuz I dont bee stoopid. Iz smart n stuf.

*double internet brofist* I'm named after my grandpa who died of cancer a few months before I was born.

OT: I got called emo by this kid when I was in high school just because I was wearing a Slipknot shirt, also keep in mind this kid was wearing a Chiodos shirt who are actually considered an emo band. Derp. (I like both bands but that was just so fucking stupid.)

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I remember back in school being insulted by some of the other kids for actually knowing the answer to a question the teacher asked. That was pretty weird...

I had one like that my freshman year in high school. The kids in my class spent a week throwing insults my way because when the teacher posed the question to the class as a whole, I knew where the Yucatan was. The sad part? This was the honors, or AP, class who are supposed to be the 'smart' ones. The sadder part? I only knew the answer because it was brought up in an episode of The Simpsons.

 

[C2Ultima]

Let's see, on Call of Duty: Black Ops, while playing zombies on Kino Der Toten, some kid called me a noob for turning the power on.

For those who haven't played Black Ops zombies, you can't really make it very far without turning the power on. Considering the fact that this kid went down 3 times before round 5, It's all kinds of hilarious for him to criticize anyone's skill.

 

[Chewster]

It's IMDb. I used to post there until I realized that it is the posting board equivalent to YouTube comments.

I once had my teeth insulted by a crazy old man, while waiting for the bus. His exact words were "Heh heh! Nice job they did with yer teeth!" I had no idea who he was.

Additionally, when I worked at the corner store years ago, some old lady who looked like Milton from Office Space came in and accused me of stealing her credit cards. I told her she was off her nut and that I'd never seen them and her husband who looked to be about a-hundred-and-two, told me to "go fly a kite".

 

[LadyDeadly]

I got into a argument with my current roommate because shes used to leave garbage rotting in the kitchen for weeks on end. It would smell really bad.
I told her to clean up and we got into this shouting match where she told me i would need plastic surgery and to lose weight if i ever wanted to get a man.
And then i called her a stupid whore. Because she is one. She sleeps with every guy she meets and yet claims to be a perfect Christian.

I guess she thought i had low self esteem or something because i dont dress like a hooker.
And now she goes out of her way to comment on my weight.

Okay first of all,I'm awesome. I'm better looking than you do AND i have curves.

SECOND OF ALL, why would i want a boyfriend who only cares about my looks? The other day she was listing all the things that would make the " perfect" boyfriend and not once did i hear anything about what kind of personality he would have, or his interests.

Then I had a hoot of a time thinking what if her perfect man was a serial killer.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

WELL in recent memory ive been called a "fag" for not liking what i could only call "compensation trucks"(pictured below) now i have no problems with a nice car or a nice truck but there comes a point where it gets ridiculous for example. the same guy who decided i was "gay" for not thinking they are mankinds greatest joy has a similiar vehicle, it costs him $100 per fuel up and that will get him around 200km. but he later got that towed for driving without insurance, then i was insulted again because i didn't miss it.

justice is sweet

Spoiler

this is what im talking about when i say compensation truck

 

[TheTim]

I get insulted for being a "ginger" all of the time. Thankyou South Park.

Used to bother me,

not any more.

 

[W8NKA]

I got punched in the face. When i asked why he said "Dunno... You're gay!" when in actual fact I am straight.

 

[Vault101]

I made a light hearted joke about building PC rigs and all of a sudden Im a pathetic/ignorant/idiot

 

[TheNaut131]

Stupidest reason, hmmm...

My widow's peak. I shit you not. You see a widow's peak on a black person, not that it really matters, is a section of hair pointing downward on the center of a hair line. It's actually extremely small and can be unnoticeable.

I was legitimately harassed for it. Mind you, this was Middle School, but c'mon people! Funny thing, the only reason the morons knew about was because we'd recently been learning about recessive and dominant traits. Bothers to learn anything, pay attention in class, and cheats on everything, but for whatever fucking reason they remembered that one stupid lesson.

And I was also ridiculed for other stupid things. My middle name, the fact my parents are Nigerian, I don't smoke or drink, I don't have a girlfriend, and multiple idiotic reasons that make me stop and go:

"Hmm...why the hell don't I hate everyone around me?"

 

[Vault101]

Then he went on a long rant about how I'll never achieve anything, fail to get a job since I obviously can't schedule, all because when he asked how long til I'd be done, I said I didn't know.

.

I "kind of" had a similar thing with my mother...over pancakes

(I think at that point I had just finished school at was hanging around at home)

I decided to make some pancakes, just for the hell of it. Mum being decided to be "helpful" and gave me a recipe out of a book

now generally I just make pancakes out of scratch, I dont even measure, just wing it and mix everything together..which always works

so I just skim the instructions (I think I did) and mix everything together...she then comes in and points out that I added the butter

I wasnt suposed to add the butter...it was an old book, the butter was for greasing the pan (I think)

well fuck me...because of that, I was aparetnly a retard who couldnt read insctructions, and because of my aparent inability to read instructions I was never going to be able to get a job and was going to be a complete fuck up my enitre life (she didnt say it like that but may as well have)

and she didnt seem to get why I was so upset and angry (they are fucking pancakes! not rocket science...I didnt even need the stupid recipe, I worked it out on my own, and who the fuck greases that pan thease days?)

I wanted to say "make the fuckign pancakes YOURSELF then!" but I didnt..I made the pancakes and spenmt the next few hours in a state of anger/sadness

..damn..Im getting angrey just thinking about it

 

[bobmus]

I've been insulted countless times for having a girlfriend.
[small]I don't get why either[/small]

Apparently having a girlfriend in Sixth Form/ University got less cool. Who knew having a partner was uncool now too?

 

[Doneeee]

For premature ejaculation. Its not my fault it is yours. You just feel nice inside, take it as a compliment. But in all seriousness I can't really think particular insult so I'll just pull one of the top of my head. Once someone looked at my SOAD shirt and said, "Really? That's an old band." 'facepalm'

 

[Launcelot111]

For watching Minute to Win It in standard def. Not for watching Minute to Win It in the first place