Stammer said:
Didn't they ban Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs from the United States on the grounds that "It's like hiding something within something else, so it teaches kids about contraband".
If not that reason then for some other reason. I just know I heard that they banned them.
It was because of the toy inside.
American kids barely bother to get their candy out of the wrapper before eating it. The idea of candy with a toy in it would not process, and while their corpses were still warm, their parents would scream hysterically until the headlines shouted "GERMAN TERRORISTS KILL YOUR CHILDREN WITH BOOBYTRAPPED CANDY!".
In their attempts to profit, parents would forcefeed their children Kinde Eggs until the courts ruled that parents should read the fucking label before giving their children candy. But it would be too late. The corpses of children would litter the ground by the hundreds, and overcome with remorse, their parents would lynch chocolate retailers in the streets to forget their own shame.
are you guys serious. that kinder surprises are banned in the US cause kids would eat the toy?
that is retarded. i used to have kinder surprises. were these like 2-3 year old kids cause im sure o nthe wrapper it would say not suitable for 2-3 year old cause of the choking hazards. how do you even choke o nthe toy. the toy is inside a plastic capsule.
i just dont understand!!!!
You are not American. You read the instructions even if they are not ten feet tall, and your instinct when within ten feet of chocolate is not to pounce on it and devour it whole with your giant American maw. Also, the plastic capsule is plenty big enough to choke on.
