stupidest thing you have said in school

[pope_of_larry]

today in my AP world history class the question was. Why was paper money not used in the new world colonies. I said that wood to make the paper was rarer then the metal make the coins witch filled the class in laughter but i made up for it by getting the correct answer 30 seconds later.
So the question is what was the stupidest thing you'v ever hear or said in class.

 

[Merkavar]

does a fart count as something said?

 

[pope_of_larry]

does a fart count as something said?

My gut says no but i wanna see where this is going.

 

[Merkavar]

In my first year of secondary school, we were in science, we were talking about elements.
Me, being a dumbass 12 year old asked if she was talking about the elements in regards to fire, water, earth and air.
..........I was 12.......

and heart?

does a fart count as something said?

My gut says no but i wanna see where this is going.

well i leaned over in my seat and a fart just poped out.

 

[katsumoto03]

But pi is infinity! If you add 1 to pi, you have infinity and one!

 

[kulonom]

that would have to be calling the teacher "mum", but lot's of people have....right

 

[Merkavar]

and heart?

I beg your pardon?

the elements, earth fire wind water heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

 

[JRCB]

and heart?

I beg your pardon?

the elements, earth fire wind water heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

GO PLANET

that would have to be calling the teacher "mum", but lot's of people have....right

Yeah, been there done that.

 

[joebthegreat]

I heard someone say that a theory in science was really nothing more than an educated guess based on observation.

Oh wait, that was the teacher of a "social science" class in a f***ing university.

I cried.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

"Hey is India part of the EU?"

I never lived that one down.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

does a fart count as something said?

Do you fart from your mouth?

 

[Merkavar]

does a fart count as something said?

Do you fart from your mouth?

no but a fart is a noise that comes out of your body kind of like a word

the elements, earth fire wind water heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

geez i feel old now

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

does a fart count as something said?

Do you fart from your mouth?

no but a fart is a noise that comes out of your body kind of like a word

I don't know about school, but that's a pretty stupid thing you just said there.

 

[pope_of_larry]

I just remembered another one this kid said world war 2 was in 1987.

 

[onewheeled]

Not me, but a friend. Early in the semester, in the first few days of Chemistry, my teacher was going over the most basic elements that we should know and memorize the symbols for. She got to Silicon, and asked the class what we think it's used for.

My friend raises his hand and asks, "Breast implants?"

Never before has the letter "e" at the end of a word been so crucial to its meaning.

 

[Merkavar]

a friend of mine in english class said a poem wasnt a poem cause it didnt rhyme

 

[Ghost1800]

Hearing a teacher who was a cop before ask "Who here would consider becoming a bomb tech?"

I replied, "Well, why not?"

Not my brightest moment.