Stupidest Youtube Comment on a Gaming Video

[William MacKay]

the Yogscast get a lot of 'More Shadow of Israphel.' and machinima series (as in a madeup plotline using the game as the setting) get 'Dude this sux y dont ppl just play the dam game 4 themselvs.' you get that on LPs, but its stupider here. the common reply being 'because this is made up and doesnt actually happen in the game' then the first person call them a 'fag noob u suck' and leaves.
and on Terraria LPs you get 'dude this game sux play Minecraft'.

 

[WanderingFool]

On an AVGN video recently I got in an argument culminating in the other guy stating
"Megaman has a better narrative than any of the silent hill games"
/insert
facepalm

Shit... that seemed painful...

Anyways, here is a seres of short comments I saw on a COD:MW2 video:

Commenter 1: God... the fucking knife is way to useless...
Commenter 2: What!? Are you fucking mental? The knife is the singular most overpowered weapon in the whole fucking game! What a fucking Moron!!! lol...
Dude, Shut up. All that shit about the knife is bull, Commando doesnt really do that much to improve the knife. Waste of a fucking perk slot...
OMFG! You are a fucking retard! Commando allows you to practically fly half way accross the map, and makes you invicible to bullets will lunging!
Commenter 3: Man... you are right *Commenter 2 name*, I wish the guys who made the first Modern Warfare made this...
Oh good God... Youtube is full of retards now...

 

[Kurokami]

I recall a few hours ago seeing a comment calling Heroes of Might and Magic 6 (beta footage) a World of Warcraft clone. That is pretty high up there I'd think.

I think you won the thread. (Maybe I'm just biased =])

This isn't really something so specific, but it tends to piss me off when people go into a video for say a specific band or game purely for the pleasure of showing their dislike for it. (This can be excusable for Game trailers I suppose, since people might feel they want to see what has been changed and then state their opinions, but when you search up a band, you're generally going to hear it.)

 

[Gregg Lonsdale]

This was a comment made by one of my friends IRL but I still think it deserves a place here:

"dude, Amnesia was shit. FEAR was way scarier"

I know horror is subjective, like art or comedy, but I really think this extends the boundaries of subjectivity. This is like saying Transformers is better than Schindler's list (he probably would say that, too)

 

[Colinmac93]

I remember seeing a comment on a promotion gameplay video of Marvel Vs Capcom 3. Some religious type posted something to the effect of "Children shouldn't play this! They'll try and copy what they see in the game! Join God!"
This was on a video about Dormammu, a demonic magic user.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I think I may have heard at one point, somewhere, that some people aren't too fond of Justin Beiber?

 

[Still Life]

This was a comment made by one of my friends IRL but I still think it deserves a place here:

"dude, Amnesia was shit. FEAR was way scarier"

I know horror is subjective, like art or comedy, but I really think this extends the boundaries of subjectivity. This is like saying Transformers is better than Schindler's list (he probably would say that, too)

No, I agree.

Amnesia is a better horror game in every single conceivable way. FEAR had some effective moments, but Amnesia was consistent throughout the entire game, not to mention leaps and bounds ahead in terms of tension and evoking horror.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

I can't remember but it included Valve not caring about fan's for wanting to pay their own bills. Its like some Valve fans think that it's a charity or a nonprofit organization. Some people are just strange about their own fanboyism.

I don't even know how it got to this, but:

'It's not English, it's American. Why would anyone name a language after your sh*t country?'

I can't remember which game vid it was from, but I think the conversation was about which languages it supported and this guy jumped in when I listed the languages.

see americans this is why most people hate your countrys people I don't but people like this are annoying I am referring to the youtube commenter not MrJkapowey

Now that's not very nice. Your blaming me, someone who has no relation to that guy besides the country I live in for raising him. So please review your comments before posting. It's extremely hateful and rude to try to blame a country on the attitude of one over-patriotic jerk. It seems as if your trying to balance this by being just as much as a turd. Your calling a nation bad because of your over-support for your own country. Your being him.
Twist ending.
Also you're saying most people hate America. It wouldn't matter if you did this in a less crappy fashion, but what you said seemed as if you said that you and most people on earth were insulting me for being born and for another person's actions out of short sightedness. Jerk move.

 

[Dragunai]

"I love FO3 way more [than New Vegas] because it is made my Bethesda......and there were not as many glitches with it......and their DLC's were coo[sub]sic[/sub]"

Yep no. 1 reason was just because it wasn't made by bethesda.

2nd reason is something that was different for every person and was mostly Bethesda's fault in the first place.

3rd reason was because the DLC's were cool, I'm not even going to bother commenting on that.

Gonna have to stop you there.
I have BOTH of those games beside me and I am going to say:

1 - Both were made by Bethesda
2 - NV had fewer bugs than the original (not disputing your point though, just contesting his)
3 - Yes Fo3 is gonna have better DLC, its older and has more to choose from >_<

Again not arguing, trolling or disputing but I own both games, play them like 40 hours and a day and Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Pat8u]

I can't remember but it included Valve not caring about fan's for wanting to pay their own bills. Its like some Valve fans think that it's a charity or a nonprofit organization. Some people are just strange about their own fanboyism.

I don't even know how it got to this, but:

'It's not English, it's American. Why would anyone name a language after your sh*t country?'

I can't remember which game vid it was from, but I think the conversation was about which languages it supported and this guy jumped in when I listed the languages.

see americans this is why most people hate your countrys people I don't but people like this are annoying I am referring to the youtube commenter not MrJkapowey

Now that's not very nice. Your blaming me, someone who has no relation to that guy besides the country I live in for raising him. So please review your comments before posting. It's extremely hateful and rude to try to blame a country on the attitude of one over-patriotic jerk. It seems as if your trying to balance this by being just as much as a turd. Your calling a nation bad because of your over-support for your own country. Your being him.
Twist ending.
Also you're saying most people hate America. It wouldn't matter if you did this in a less crappy fashion, but what you said seemed as if you said that you and most people on earth were insulting me for being born and for another person's actions out of short sightedness. Jerk move.

see how I said I don't I said most people as in the most of the people who hate america

 

[Flip-Shying]

Any comment where someone takes the total amount of dislikes and tries to make a witty comment about it. For example on the Skyrim trailer: '99 people were killed by a dragon!'.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

"Thumbs up if you're viewer 309 =p"
Worst is, he was thumbed up. Sigh.

 

[Hitisanta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm_4v4RhHSI this is a video made by a friend of me, WORST COMMENT EVER (comment voice?)

 

[Pinkamena]

"This game is shit, it looks like a cartoon"
A comment on a Psychonauts game. Needles to say, rage occurred.

 

[Ickorus]

I just love seeing the comments on Yogcast videos saying that Simon & Lewis are american despite their British accents.

Im sure these are the same people who claim Hugh Laurie is american.

 

[Flauros]

"I dont see how this looks ANYTHING like minecraft"

Fortresscraft video

 

[Nexus4]

"I love FO3 way more [than New Vegas] because it is made my Bethesda......and there were not as many glitches with it......and their DLC's were coo[sub]sic[/sub]"

Yep no. 1 reason was just because it wasn't made by bethesda.

2nd reason is something that was different for every person and was mostly Bethesda's fault in the first place.

3rd reason was because the DLC's were cool, I'm not even going to bother commenting on that.

Gonna have to stop you there.
I have BOTH of those games beside me and I am going to say:

1 - Both were made by Bethesda
2 - NV had fewer bugs than the original (not disputing your point though, just contesting his)
3 - Yes Fo3 is gonna have better DLC, its older and has more to choose from >_<

Again not arguing, trolling or disputing but I own both games, play them like 40 hours and a day and Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Agreed on all points, except that Obsidian developed New Vegas not Bethesda. Bethesda were the publishers of New Vegas.

 

[Ashcrexl]

not sure what the exact wording was, but someone complained that the graphics in final fantasy vii were so bad that the only character they could tell apart from the others was barrett because he was black.

on second thought, that guy most definitely was a troll. no one could possibly say that with a straight face.

 

[woodaba]

MOAR MINECRAFT NAO!!!!!!
or
MOAR SHDUW OD ISRAPHEL NAO

Any yognaut will know what im talking about.

 

[JasonKaotic]

"FUCK PS3 XBOX FTW" or "FUCK XBOX PS3 FTW"

I mean... just... why? Why?!