Ask what's happening, where I am, the usual stuff. It doesn't sound like that strange of a morning for me though.
Suddenly you wake up connected to a machine...
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Damn, if my life were like a simulation, it would probably closely resemble a L4D title, as the AI Director is starting to get serious. I've been able to get through most of my life pretty well, and now the AI Director is throwing hammers and shinning flood lights at my way to see how I'll overcome my current predicament.
But I'll find a way. I always do, and the AI Director will be pissed.
But I'll find a way. I always do, and the AI Director will be pissed.
I would gain the power to stop bullets, fly, bring people back to life, see while blind, and bend spoons by will alone. Also, I know kung-fu!
Oh, wait.....
Oh, wait.....
is it weird that when you said that I was hooked up to a machine i thought of a male "milking" machine?
anyway on topic, id probably resist, if id get lose id free my self, then id make him make my dads life horrible, like giving him prostate cancer or something.
anyway on topic, id probably resist, if id get lose id free my self, then id make him make my dads life horrible, like giving him prostate cancer or something.
i'd nope faster than any nope in the history of the simulation. plugs? pulled. laying down? sitting up. then i'd relax and wait for authorities to contact me, letting whatever happened next, happen.
probably kill myself. Just think about it, there's not really any recovering from something like that. I think that any somewhat normal human being subjected to that sort of situation might go insane. Or worst yet, if they carry the memory back over and tried to tell others, then they'd think you were crazy anyways. There's no winning.
I'd ask the programmer guy if he can make a few adjustments before sending me back. Maybe make it so my love life isn't nonexistent.
I'm Kinda torn, on one hand if I was being pulled out of an advance simulator and only now just realizing it I would have so many question, find out why I did it. What is the "real" world like and would I rather live there. Who I really am, think about It could have had a whole other life before being born into this one that I don't know about.
Then again, I prolly should also trust that I or whoever put me in the simulation for a good reason. I could be a psycho in this is some sort of punishment or rehab. I could be on a spaceship in cryo and this simulation is to insure that my mind doesn't go insane. I could be a wealthy man who's escaping reality due to some tragedy and I had a good reason. Hell I could just being living out this life for a college assignment for the future and what feels like a life-time is only a couple hours.
I don't know I think I would be to damn curious, its not that I have a bad-life I'm quite happy with it. But to know that theres something else out there? Not sure if I could live knowing I passed that up.
Then again, I prolly should also trust that I or whoever put me in the simulation for a good reason. I could be a psycho in this is some sort of punishment or rehab. I could be on a spaceship in cryo and this simulation is to insure that my mind doesn't go insane. I could be a wealthy man who's escaping reality due to some tragedy and I had a good reason. Hell I could just being living out this life for a college assignment for the future and what feels like a life-time is only a couple hours.
I don't know I think I would be to damn curious, its not that I have a bad-life I'm quite happy with it. But to know that theres something else out there? Not sure if I could live knowing I passed that up.
I'd request access to the save editor.
Either way, I'd go back in. Why not? My life doesn't suck.
Either way, I'd go back in. Why not? My life doesn't suck.
THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL THING TO DO IN A VIRTUAL WORLD:
Its time to duel! (Duel my way out of that world, also coolest GIF I've seen in forever.)
Its time to duel! (Duel my way out of that world, also coolest GIF I've seen in forever.)
Get out of bed. If anyone is present: "Excuse me, my memory seems to be shoddy, can you refresh me on what's going on?" Otherwise, I look for an exit and leave.
Lie back down. Maybe ask why I'm in there, then lie back down if the answer wasn't unreasonable. Don't know why anyone would want to simulate a life as dull as mine in the first place though.
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I would punch him in the face, I don't appreciate lies, and though my life is hardly the worst well some fucked up shit has happened and I'm generally pretty useless at social situations, so yeah I'd beat the crap of whoever did that, though I guess that could explain why memories sometimes pop up out of nowhere, some asshole is just typing them in, but yeah I'd want to see the real world.
Due to cutoff I read the thread title as "Suddenly you wake up connected to a mac"
My first reaction would then have been "nope nope nope".
Apple won't get my thoughts, no matter how hard they try.
OT: I'd probably try to forget it as quick as possible like the sheep I am. 0
My first reaction would then have been "nope nope nope".
Apple won't get my thoughts, no matter how hard they try.
OT: I'd probably try to forget it as quick as possible like the sheep I am. 0
I think if I were in this situation, I'd have the same thought process. I couldn't be in here for no real reason.Mcupobob said:
That's actually really interesting. I never thought about joining their research voluntarily.DoomyMcDoom said:
Then again, I'm lazy. :|
Still, if this were all a scientific experiment, then there's probably an infinite spectrum of different statistics and data they could come up with, since they can monitor everything that's happening at once.
Most of the possibilities have already been mentioned, and I'd do a mix of all of them minus the angry revenge ones; I just wanted to say that this is a damn brilliant topic, OP is cool guy