Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[gamer_parent]

brooding sociopath murders a god, all the while sporting one of the most hideous chin weasels in history.

emo-libertarians wangst about relationship issues, all the while running around flaunting their oversize phallic symbol that is perhaps one of the most impractical weapon designs in the history of mankind.

 

[Souplex]

We've had this thread before. With roughly the same title. The search bar is your friend kids.

Spoiler: A power-armored non-character fight legions of needlessly evil aliens using generic weapons while assisted by a minority sidekick and a shoehorned in love interest.

A lot of games, but I was going for Half Life 2.

 

[Miumaru]

The best game everyone loves but apparently no one bought.

The reason people care that Forever will never happen

I fear cats more than governments (said in first person of character)

 

[Miumaru]

We've had this thread before. With roughly the same title. The search bar is your friend kids.

Spoiler: A power-armored non-character fight legions of needlessly evil aliens using generic weapons while assisted by a minority sidekick and a shoehorned in love interest.

A lot of games, but I was going for Half Life 2.

Have you ever atually used the search bar? It is not your friend.

 

[gamer_parent]

BUTT KICKING FOR GOODNESS!!!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

brooding sociopath murders a god, all the while sporting one of the most hideous chin weasels in history.

emo-libertarians wangst about relationship issues, all the while running around flaunting their oversize phallic symbol that is perhaps one of the most impractical weapon designs in the history of mankind.

I will go with God of War and Gears of War.

Next up: Mohawk Grenades.

 

[Souplex]

We've had this thread before. With roughly the same title. The search bar is your friend kids.

Spoiler: A power-armored non-character fight legions of needlessly evil aliens using generic weapons while assisted by a minority sidekick and a shoehorned in love interest.

A lot of games, but I was going for Half Life 2.

Have you ever atually used the search bar? It is not your friend.

It tries to help while asking nothing in return. That's what friends do. It's just not very good at it's job.

 

[Icaray]

The voice actors are rocks with a severe case of laryngitis.

Spoiler

Gears of War

Hahaha, pure genius!

Here, I've got one,
Hairy magical woman kils baby faced golems, triggering nerdgasms.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

Age of Empires.

Small enemies get the horns, large enemies get set on fire.

 

[Miumaru]

We've had this thread before. With roughly the same title. The search bar is your friend kids.

Spoiler: A power-armored non-character fight legions of needlessly evil aliens using generic weapons while assisted by a minority sidekick and a shoehorned in love interest.

A lot of games, but I was going for Half Life 2.

Have you ever atually used the search bar? It is not your friend.

It tries to help while asking nothing in return. That's what friends do. It's just not very good at it's job.

Unless the thread has been made multiple times that same day, there is no real reason to use the search bar. It does not help, Ive used it and it mostly shows things not related to anything, and even if a thread is repeated, not every response will be the same.

If a thread should be griped about for being done before, its threads like Halo vs CoD and dumb ones like that. Necroing threads is just a bad idea. People treat it as old anyways, and many people avoid huge post threads. Renwing threads occasionally is probably a better thing that "use searchbar" types realize.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

Age of Empires.

Small enemies get the horns, large enemies get set on fire.

Ohh clever, I'll need to get back to you on that one.

 

[mdk31]

Overhyped rehash of old material.

 

[Scumpernickle]

The voice actors are rocks with a severe case of laryngitis.

Spoiler

Gears of War

Hahaha, pure genius!

Here, I've got one,
Hairy magical woman kils baby faced golems, triggering nerdgasms.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

Heh, I actually guessed that correctly. Just by looking at hairy magical woman

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Jaundiced glutton experiences haunted visions as a result of tablet overdose.

Spoiler

Pacman

Gang warfare erupts over 'colour' row.

Spoiler

Team Fortress 2

Leading scientist abandons progress, using a basic tool to contain disaster at research lab.

Spoiler

Half Life

Cop abuses prescription drugs during multiple murder spree.

Spoiler

Max Payne

figured I should quit posting singles...

 

[mdk31]

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

Age of Empires.

Small enemies get the horns, large enemies get set on fire.

Black and White?

 

[gamer_parent]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

 

[Lord Devius]

A man with a hookshot blows things up.

Spoiler

Just Cause 2

 

[gamer_parent]

fat players pretend to be slim characters seducing other fat players pretending to be slim characters.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

Heh, had to think about that, as I never played it..or them.

Average guy from trailer park goes to buy milk, has problems.

Spoiler

Postal 2

 

[Dango]

An evil mix between Michael Jackson, Gin Ichimaru, and The Joker tries to destroy the world (also, as an extra hint, he has green hair).

Spoiler

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift. and the character is Hazama