Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[Nukarama]

Blind firing at random terrorists with your infinite ammo glock.

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Rainbow Six Vegas 2

 

[gamer_parent]

manage a colony full incompetent and seemingly suicidal idiots who find creatively and insanely funny ways of killing themselves performing simple tasks like fetching water or opening a gate.

Spoiler

dwarven fortress

 

[SenseOfTumour]

The ultimate hollywood car chase simulator.

Be very careful with your guesses. There is only one correct answer.

I'd have to go with Stuntman then.

 

[ArMartinez02]

Like the title says. It can be serious, or humourous, but you only get one sentence. Try to guess what game it is.

Here's one.
Space Texans attempt to negotiate with bugs.

starship troopers?

 

[Rylot]

The ultimate hollywood car chase simulator.

Be very careful with your guesses. There is only one correct answer.

Stuntman Ignition

 

[gamer_parent]

Metal Music so awesome it bends the laws of physics and all known comprehension of time and space. (You know, like how EVERY 80s metal band music videos work)

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brutal legends

 

[Mr. Gency]

The ultimate hollywood car chase simulator.

Be very careful with your guesses. There is only one correct answer.

Stunt Man

 

[ArMartinez02]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

thats pokemon with the banned episode in japan cuz of that polygon pokemon rite?

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

 

[Rylot]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Crackdown 2?

 

[gamer_parent]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

thats pokemon with the banned episode in japan cuz of that polygon pokemon rite?

yep.

I'll start leaving the answers in the question post too.

dinosaur can eat anything... ANYTHING!!! Sometimes when it eats enough of it, it'll crap out a cloud that craps out coins. That or it'll crap out a mushroom.

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super mario world on the SNES

Hammers, racoons, frogs, and the man that loves them

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super mario 3

 

[nicholaxxx]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Gears of War? either one, really...
EDIT: aww.....

Also, here's another one

A colony of bacteria really wants into a tournament, so it puts on a mask and gets in and starts fighting.

if you actually guess the game from that, I wish to give you a manly hug.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Crackdown 2?

'Fraid not, my good man. And not Gears of War either...

 

[RandallJohn]

Why did you take away my horse and give me a boat?

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Gorillas do not actually act like this, you know.

Donkey Kong Country

 

[Rylot]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Crackdown 2?

'Fraid not, my good man. And not Gears of War either...

Then I'd have to go with Alpha Protocol

 

[gamer_parent]

Obesity is the best form of defense

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fat princess

super heroes love infinite juggles
[spoilers]Marverl vs. Capcom 2[/spoiler]

Father and son are both wangsty badasses who have devilish powers. Grandpa doesn't have it but really wants it. Apparently, Great Grandpa has it too. Poor grandpa.

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Tekken

 

[ArMartinez02]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Crackdown 2?

'Fraid not, my good man. And not Gears of War either...

etooo, halo, crakdown 1, dead space? erm mass effect? mass effect 2?

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Making crazy people turn back to their less crazy selfs by f**king with their minds.
This game is a good game, even yatzee agrees.

 

[joshuaayt]

1. Dinosaurs Really Suck, So Kill Them.
2. Laws Of Physics are Invalidated By Parachutes.
3. In Space, Corrupted Energy Will Flow Through an External Skeleton.
4. Like Fallout 3, but... (This one has several answers, sadly)

1.) Turok?
2.)Just Cause 2
3.)War for Cybertron
4.)Any first person sand box.

Not quite

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1. This one was a little mean, as they aren't *technically* dinosaurs. Monster Hunter
2. Correct
3. Metroid Prime: Corruption
4. Also correct

 

[Mr. Gency]

Here's a easy one:

Hat simulator.

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Team Fortress 2