Super Mario Bros Gets Vibrating Booze Robot

[Hurr Durr Derp]

What an amateurish setup... I could make this at home with my eyes closed.

The extra immersion is a total joke. Wind in your face when playing a 2D side-scroller? A vibrator for lowering a flag? The booze is even more retarded. You're better off just taking a shot every time you win a level or something.

This looks like some 14-year old's school project, meant to show off something he hacked together one 'inspired' evening instead of actually doing anything noteworthy. "Look, my computer can activate servos!!111"

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I suppose it was bound to happen. When the two most popular icons of both children and adults collide...you get the Adult Mario!
[small](how very imaginative of us)[/small]

 

[hopeneverdies]

So, I guess this guy imported the Japanese version of Rez. Although the majority has said that this is a huge waste of time, I'm intrigued. Maybe the rum from stomping enemies is like a way of Mario saying, "I just did that and I don't get it. If I have some rum, things might make a bit more sense," like my parents used to do.

 

[lazy_bum]

Replace the rum and coke with jager and... jager and i'll do anything i can to get my hands on something like this.

 

[Fritzvalt]

Straws go in my mouth.

 

[lazy_bum]

Two things that never should go together
Alcohol and Mario. Mario is an innocent jumping platformer game. Why throw rum in it? I mean if Mario drank as his power up, then okay. Really they should give us a 'shroom for getting a mushroom, and a flower every time we get a fire flower. now a star would be tough.

I hate to say this, because you know he worked hard on it, but what a waste of time and money. If I want to play mario, I'll play it on my GBA. And I wanted to get wind in my face, I'd run while playing mario on my GBA.

And if i'm in need of cruel amusement i'll follow you while you run and play mario until you trip over a bench or run off a cliff. (sorry but the mental image made me chuckle.)

 

[Kuchinawa212]

And if i'm in need of cruel amusement i'll follow you while you run and play mario until you trip over a bench or run off a cliff. (sorry but the mental image made me chuckle.)

*thinking*
...
Laughs
Yeah that would looks pretty stupid wouldn't it XD mario would be in mid jump and I smash my face against a brick wall

 

[Jaranja]

Now I can save the princess and get wasted. Sounds like a win win to me.

Then beat the princess for getting kidnapped again but it's not your fault you're overreacting this time!

 

[Jared]

Well, gotta give them points for originality I suppose...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd rather they have Hornsby's Hard Cider or Captain Morgan in there

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Most useless gaming invention EVER.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Most useless gaming invention EVER.

No, this can be considered useful to drunk rich nerds while the Mindwire [http://www.mindwire-v5.com/faq.html] was only useful to masochistic people who are turned on by being tortured while playing their games.

hmm... okay wait... I think we got a tie.

 

[Just Pman]

Ah, if only it was a disgruntled drunken Mario dispenser.

With bloodshot eyes and it would scream "My ass the princess is in another castle!"

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Most useless gaming invention EVER.

No, this can be considered useful to drunk rich nerds while the Mindwire [http://www.mindwire-v5.com/faq.html] was only useful to masochistic people who are turned on by being tortured while playing their games.

hmm... okay wait... I think we got a tie.

I'll say. How do we solve this?

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS?

 

[AvsJoe]

Vienna, huh? Really? I expect something like this to come from Japan but Austria? This completely changes my perception of that country, that's for sure.

 

[malestrithe]

Australia, huh? I guess the isolation has finally gotten to them

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Meh. MEH. Maybe if it looked a little more stylish, but that whole thing is just a mess.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Oh lord I can picture playing super mario drunk!