Super Mario Bros Gets Vibrating Booze Robot

[Frizzle]

I could only noticed he focused on getting more coins than killing baddies....
I think his priorities are in the wrong order.

 

[Mr. Grey]

"The Princess is in another castle!"

"That's okay, I've got rum. And I gotta tell ya something, little mushroom dude, you're starting to look a lot like the Princess to me."

"Excuse me?!"

"Here, partake in the merriment and what happens will be forgotten by the dawn's early light."
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What? I can't possibly be the first to think this.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Flippin' sweet man. No more getting up to go to the kitchen to make myself alcoholic beverages while playing.