Superpowers thread!

[Porygon-2000]

Alright, I got...

<a href=http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Kicking> The ability to kick things really hard.
Well, could be worse. Now I can hopefully kick myself in the head forcefully enough to scrub Pinkamena's... history from my brain.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Strong Force Manipulation. I'm Dr Manhattan! That's.....actually a pretty good one to have.

I'd have to go with either flight, teleportation (real teleportation like Jumper, not the sight-only kind like Nightcrawler), superspeed, or indestructibility. I've never enjoyed travel, only destinations, and who likes being hurt? Superstrength would be cool but in the context of the powers wiki I believe you don't get the requisite tissue hardening along with it. Anyone with superstrength alone rips himself to pieces the first time he tries to use it.