Superpowers thread!

[ninjaRiv]

For a minute I thought this was a thread about my webcomic. I was pretty fucking freaked.

I got inodrosity. Nobody can smell me. I can see the uses of that, actually. When you're working out or when you're just working, it'd be nice to not have to wear a lot of deodorant. Also, Daken has this power. I can get with that.

A power I WANT, though, would have to be a healing factor. Wolverine style.

 

[ninjaRiv]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension

So, I was going to go with lighting generation, but I like the idea of growing tentacles at will.

Imagine the possibilities!

You'd be Hentai-Man! Hentai incarnate!!!

 

[Sir Shockwave]

Metal Body. Because the Flesh is weak X3

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I got

Self-sustenance:
The power to reduce or remove the need for bodily necessities.

So I don't need to eat, drink, take a dump, breathe or take shelter from cold or rain? Tremble, Bear Grylls, the true ultimate survivor is born. I'm going to be rich by staging ludicrous stunts on myself! Stay underwater for a month without oxygen? Done! Cross the sahara desert by myself with a pogo stick? Done! No limitations!

A pretty kick-ass power if you ask me.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment

This one.
So hurray for me and now bow down to me, for I am all of you. Without me there is no-one and nothing. And I am everything and everyone everywhere.
Without me, there is no reality.
Yep, I have, quite literally, the power of GOD.
THE GOD. Capital letters.
Says so in the description.
I win.
Hurray.
Now pray to me, your manatee overlord.

 

[bat32391]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension

So, I was going to go with lighting generation, but I like the idea of growing tentacles at will.

Imagine the possibilities!

You'd be Hentai-Man! Hentai incarnate!!!

I can't say I have a problem with that.

 

[CommanderL]

I got

Self-sustenance:
The power to reduce or remove the need for bodily necessities.

So I don't need to eat, drink, take a dump, breathe or take shelter from cold or rain? Tremble, Bear Grylls, the true ultimate survivor is born. I'm going to be rich by staging ludicrous stunts on myself! Stay underwater for a month without oxygen? Done! Cross the sahara desert by myself with a pogo stick? Done! No limitations!

A pretty kick-ass power if you ask me.

You got the same power as me we should do a team up Think of the crimals running from us no matter how far they run we will be there we never tire we never sleep we never rest we always get our man

 

[Lucky Godzilla]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Entity_Physiology

I am now a being of balance, able to control both light and dark. This grants me the powers of:

Light: I have complete control over the visible spectrum, allowing me to turn invisible, move at the speed of light, create holograms, solar beam, flight, heal myself in light, and create photokenetic constructs ranging from weapons and armor to full on servants

Dark: I can heal myself in darkness, render myself intangible, become flat out invincible when I am in darkness, absorb life force, create psionic shields, create darkness even in light, camouflage myself in shadow, night vision, flight, the ability to materialize any object i desire out of darkness, the ability to manipulate my body at will, create missiles out of darkness, teleportation, and my own personal pocket dimension.

Being a Twilight Entity, I have all of the above, and none of their weaknesses. I am however weak to excess amounts of light or dark energy, and if I do not maintain perfect balance, I will cease to exist.

All in all, I'm O.P as all hell.

 

[DRTJR]

Temporal Lordship [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Lordship]

TIME AND SPACE ARE MINE TO COMMAND!
I win, how do I beat Superman? convince his Jor-El to wear a condom. How do I beat Batman? I put blanks in Joe Chill's gun. change one of those serendipitous moments that formed a hero and stop that, then take over the world.

 

[MiskWisk]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment

This one.
So hurray for me and now bow down to me, for I am all of you. Without me there is no-one and nothing. And I am everything and everyone everywhere.
Without me, there is no reality.
Yep, I have, quite literally, the power of GOD.
THE GOD. Capital letters.
Says so in the description.
I win.
Hurray.
Now pray to me, your manatee overlord.

Me and the other Protogenoi [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology] would like a word with you.

 

[Gunjester]

Ideal superpower? I'd like the idea of Reactive Invunerability, meaning I become invunerable whenever I'm in danger. I have no delusions about time manipulation, which could cause rapid aging, or true immortality or invincibility as being good, as ultimately you'd go insane or die sooner. With Reactive Invunerability it just means that in a fight or in horrible accidents I can't be hurt or killed, and I think that's a great power in the end.

As for the random page, I got...Gun Protrusion: "The power to generate firearms and/or projectile weapons from one's own body. Variation of Natural Weaponry, Weapon Transformation and Weapon Manipulation."

...Not bad...

 

[Kuranesno7]

top 3:

Density or gravity manipulation (i.e. make a crate of steel or titanium weight as much as a feather, make a fortune transporting goods into space by same method, killing someone with one punch by rapidly increasing the density of my fist just before the point of impact of someones face, or getting to skip along oceans.)

electronic and perceptual obfuscation (i.e. Can't be notice by any forms of surveillance, footsteps are completely silent regardless of steps and shoes, no pickup on any kind of light spectrum but not invisible, can only be notice if I want to.)

resurrective immortality (can still die, but either regeneration or a form of reincarnation or cloning where consciousness remains intact.)

 

[Sablestick]

Chosen Power: Fiction Travel- The ability to travel anywhere within the fictitious realm at a whim and move take objects from that fictitious reality with you. If this alters the fictional reality enough, the material originally containing the fiction will be altered as well.

Would use this to acquire magical artifacts from around the metaverse/multiverse, bring them back and use my legion of loyal fictional soldiers to dominate the planet.

Random Power: Plains Adaptation- The user allows the user to adapt to the environmental conditions of all kinds of wide and open plains.

I have no idea how to use this to conquer the world. Seems like it'd be good for my asthma though.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Okay, can I get a re-roll? My power requires me to be involved in something I don't ever do, so it means I have no powers.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment

This one.
So hurray for me and now bow down to me, for I am all of you. Without me there is no-one and nothing. And I am everything and everyone everywhere.
Without me, there is no reality.
Yep, I have, quite literally, the power of GOD.
THE GOD. Capital letters.
Says so in the description.
I win.
Hurray.
Now pray to me, your manatee overlord.

Me and the other Protogenoi [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology] would like a word with you.

Ah, you see, I am everything that is, therefore I am you, therefore I am the protogenoi.
But when you are only the protogenoi, I am so much more, for I am the protogenoi and the NOT-protogenoi, I am you and everything not-you, everything ANTI-you and everything supporting you. Without I there is no you, without me, there is nothing, for I am reality and everything that is, from the beginning till the end of time and time itself is I. If I am not pleased with a part of myself that is I and not-I at the same time, I simply alter myself, therefore altering not-I, which is I, and altering reality.

 

[Redingold]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Resilience

Aw yeah, this is awesome. Even Daystar can't nullify my powers.

Wait, this is the only power I have...

Fuck.

EDIT: So I rolled again, so I could get an actual power this time, and I got the ability to not care about things.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

Normally I'd think that this would suck, but I find that I'm actually not that bothered.

DOUBLE EDIT POWER! So I have the worst luck. I tried again, hoping for something that wouldn't suck, and got the ability to sense the emotions of horses.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equestrian_Empathy

Why the hell is that even a power?

 

[MiskWisk]

Snip
Ah, you see, I am everything that is, therefore I am you, therefore I am the protogenoi.
But when you are only the protogenoi, I am so much more, for I am the protogenoi and the NOT-protogenoi, I am you and everything not-you, everything ANTI-you and everything supporting you. Without I there is no you, without me, there is nothing, for I am reality and everything that is, from the beginning till the end of time and time itself is I. If I am not pleased with a part of myself that is I and not-I at the same time, I simply alter myself, therefore altering not-I, which is I, and altering reality.

Well, I'm confused. I believe the general bit is you're one up so I'm just going to smile and nod.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Snip
Ah, you see, I am everything that is, therefore I am you, therefore I am the protogenoi.
But when you are only the protogenoi, I am so much more, for I am the protogenoi and the NOT-protogenoi, I am you and everything not-you, everything ANTI-you and everything supporting you. Without I there is no you, without me, there is nothing, for I am reality and everything that is, from the beginning till the end of time and time itself is I. If I am not pleased with a part of myself that is I and not-I at the same time, I simply alter myself, therefore altering not-I, which is I, and altering reality.

Well, I'm confused. I believe the general bit is you're one up so I'm just going to smile and nod.

Nah, the general bit is that I AM, and you are me, therefore you are me and I AM.
Simple, right?

 

[Pinkamena]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupting_Madness

I can spread insanity like a virus? Good.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who are you? And what have you done with Daystar?