Survey Reveals What the "Perfect" Male and Female Body Should Look Like

[AgentLampshade]

Why do women like that hairstyle?! For the sake of my sanity, I need an explanation.

 

[tzimize]

As a man i would say that the female is only 1/6 correct. Scarlett Johansson's hair is right but to be perfect it needs to be combined with her face, legs, arms, stomach and breasts... can everyone see where i am going with this.

Seriously though the female could look better with a face that belonged to someone other than Megan Fox, i don't know why, but i have never been mad about her.

Yes. Scarlett is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a diamond 10. Absolutely perfect in addition to being recognizable.

Runners up: Halle Berry, Jessica Alba.

Megan Fox looks good, but there is nothing special about her. Scarlett has a KILLER body, and a recognizable and beautiful face to boot.

Why do women like that hairstyle?! For the sake of my sanity, I need an explanation.

Going out on a limb here, but the first thing I thought when I saw the manhair was shampoo commercial. I think women in general are more obsessed about looks and trends than men. Disclaimer: Are the exceptions? Of course! But as a rule I believe it is so.
Being more obsessed with "what looks good"...comes from commercials and TV. Do men usually walk around like that? Not in my neighborhood...but it seems women think they should.

 

[Macgyvercas]

This is too easy.

Perfect woman: Emma Watson's everything.
Perfect man: David Tennant's everything.

Boom! Done.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Megan Fox's face? Are you kidding me? She looks like a drunk caught in headlights in every single photo.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Seems like a whole lot of douchebags got together to assemble the males perfect female body! I found myself leaning more towards the females idea of a perfect female.

 

[viscomica]

This is too easy.

Perfect woman: Emma Watson's everything.
Perfect man: David Tennant's everything.

Boom! Done.

Perfect woman: ditto
Perfect man: Chris Hemsworth meets Charlie Hunnam. I could also do with Tom Hiddleston meets Benedict Cumberbatch

 

[mister R]

wait why is this article even a thing in the first place? i thought the escapist was about movies and video games and stuff, does alex always post stuff like this? :I

 

[zefichan]

Wow, those are some gross mutants.

 

[Valagetti]

SO where's the closest suicide booth?
Yay everyone is critiquing the photoshop skills, instead of how fucked up this is.
I actually think this could be a joke, people can be pretty stupid, so I'm not banking on it.
And I swear this has been done before?
Who cares no ones gonna read this.

 

[elvor0]

I'll have to wear that they're both still white, but they both look far better than either option offered up the Photoshop apprentice's efforts in the OP.

I am rather dissapointed that Chris Hemsworth wasn't in there at all. If I had to pick a man to represent my gender, you'd be damn sure he's gonna be the guy. The men I'm not so dissapointed in, but the women? C'mon girls! I mean just look at him! I'd hit that and I'm straight! Dudes the God of Thunder!

I've never understood the male British public's preference for women with young, nubile bodies, but enormous, matronly knockers. It seems contradictory.

Eh I dunno, I wouldn't say the girl in the Mans Woman is particuarly nubile. She's certainly got wider hips and is a bit curvier than what I imagine when you say "young and nubile", if anything the female body invokes that. Not that I'm saying the Mans Woman is "thick" or chubby or whatever, just that she's not what I'd call nubile. Plus I guess if the girl herself is small but she's rocking a GG cup, it makes them look even bigger.

Plus you'd be hard pressed to find a British man who doesn't love massive jubblies. Even gay guys love massive jubblies. Even straight women appreciate a good pair of jubblies.

OT: With the exception of the faces, I can mostly agree with the Mens choices on things. However! They were so close on both counts, but instead of taking Johannsons and Pitts faces, they took their hair?! Megan Fox looks likes a sex doll wearing a plastic mask of her own face, and Beckham is NOT good looking. I mean I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I can't believe that my gender thinks that he has the face for a Paragon of Manliness.

Also, HAH HAH! See, it's the women that have the "skinny is good" attitude, allowing me to maintain that Men do in fact, like curves, and you can stop blaming my gender for that.

Furthermore, anyone getting the arse on about these people being "white". Y'know why that is? For a start, it was polled in Britain, and secondly, how many black sex bomb celebreties can you think of off the top of your head? Because (although she's not my type), the only one I can think of that people like is Rihanna, and she's /very/ anglicized in her physical appearance. I mean proper "black" people, with Africanised features. Because, and I'm not being funny or racist or whatever, most Westerners, ain't into that.

Which is fine, it's not racist, it's just not their thing, I'm not into tanned or darker skin colors, I like pale skin or east Asian women for my tastes, so Latinos or black women just don't appeal to me. Not that I have anything agaist them, just they don't happen to fit into my range of turn ons. Neither do Fat or stupidly skinny women, because I don't find that aesthetically attractive either.

 

[PirateRose]

Out of all the things disturbing, I'm really disturbed by the fact the choice for hair on the guy is that is a singer from teenager girl popular band One Direction.

I have the feeling they didn't poll adults for this, unless there is some weird Mom thing going on, that's why David Beckham and Brad Pitt is in there.

 

[The White Hunter]

Well that was both horrifying and disgusting.

Amen, Smoker. Isn't beauty subjective? In other words, one person's perfect women will look "Eh, alright." to somebody else. THAT is not what I think of the perfect woman.

I found the men even more disgusting to be honest. Did not need to see this nightmare fuel.

2/10

Would post on Tumblr for reaction.

 

[The White Hunter]

Well that was both horrifying and disgusting.

Amen, Smoker. Isn't beauty subjective? In other words, one person's perfect women will look "Eh, alright." to somebody else. THAT is not what I think of the perfect woman.

I found the men even more disgusting to be honest. Did not need to see this nightmare fuel.

2/10

Would post on Tumblr for reaction.

Agreed, remember when Critical Miss did that comic of when the aliens of future generations guess what humanity looks like? THIS is what they'll probably think! That's terrifying! It's like a "Do not want" Chimera.

Y'know just when I want an image of the Abomination that Ed and Alphonse summon at the start of Brotherhood in place of their mother I can't find it ):

 

[laggyteabag]

No, this is just weird. Frankensteining body parts from celebrities onto a generic body model just looks wrong and has jumped straight into the uncanny valley. I mean, look at the first female, she looks barely human, at least the second model looks somewhat normal, but Megan Fox's face with Kim Kardashian's breasts? C'mon now, there are much better looking women out there, and Kim Kardashian is practically a plastic cyborg now. As for the men, the first model has a face like someone who just started to turn into a werewolf, and then stopped halfway through and with the second model, his biceps are far too large for his wrists. Bah, this whole "perfect" thing needs to stop.

 

[dyre]

Well, I'd hate to dismiss an academic study without reviewing the actual paper...oh wait, it's not a study, it's a survey held by a sex toy store. Whew.

Human beauty isn't merely the sum of the respective beauty of its parts. One cannot simply attach the "best" (by polling averages no less) boobs to the "best torso" and expect to create the "best upper body;" certain boobs work better with certain torsos. I'd wager any of the celebrities used in the poll, taken as wholes, are far more attractive than those strange conglomerations of body parts.

 

[Scow2]

These are all wrong, because they have something other than Michael Phelp's torso.