Sweden: The Thread

[Simski]

There are plenty of good looking women in Sweden, if you're into that sorta thing. We have good music here too. Here's the worst thing about Sweden:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FRA_law

Still, it's a great place to live.

Urgh, I hate that.

Oh and, here's a good part for the /b/tards...
It's only illegal to be in possession of child pornography, not to watch it.

 

[blubbyblubbyblub]

Never seen many drug users... I'm terribly curious about it though and I probably would have tried something if I knew anyone.
However sadly I also have a bit of an anti-social tendency... not to good at getting out and meeting new people.

Think i've been there well if you're getting down to Stockholm any time soon PM me and we can hook up.

 

[Simski]

Think i've been there well if you're getting down to Stockholm any time soon PM me and we can hook up.

Will do.

Yeah i know about that. You can't really blame ALL swedes for something a King (Gustav Vasa) did roughly 500 years ago can you?

Heh, what a coincidence... we talked about him in our Swedish history class today.

He succesfully rebelled Christian (The 'Tyrant' in swedish, and 'The good' in danish) after Christian had angered the Swedish people by executing those 104 people in Stockholm in order to scare people off from the movement against him...
Hehe, irony.
Gustav wouldn't have become king if it wheren't for that bloodbath.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Oh I forgot to mention this but can't you fuck animals in Sweden? aren't Sweden's laws regarding bestiality particularly lax? I like that about Sweden as well.

I still feel stupid about the LEGOs thing. I've already spammed my friend off Xfire.

 

[blubbyblubbyblub]

Oh I forgot to mention this but can't you fuck animals in Sweden? aren't Sweden's laws regarding bestiality particularly lax? I like that about Sweden as well.

I still feel stupid about the LEGOs thing. I've already spammed my friend off Xfire.

As long as you're not hurting it you can do whatever you wish to an anmial, as long as you own or have permission from the owner.

 

[Combined]

Oddly enough...Words and so on.

Where are you from? And if you dislike the Pro-Enviroment movement that's you'r business (i don't like them myself.)

Lithuania, little nation near the Baltic sea.

Yeah i know about that. You can't really blame ALL swedes for something a King (Gustav Vasa) did roughly 500 years ago can you?

No, but I don't have to like them either. I've met Swedes that look down on us and view us as a inferior nation. Sometimes they even say that we deserved to be invaded. Besides, it wasn't only the Vasa thing. We fought before that, with the Vikings too.

 

[Swenglish]

I live in Stockholm, and as far as I can tell, tourists enjoy it here. I lived in the UK for a couple of years, so every now and then my old friends come to visit. They seem to enjoy themselves, especially my friend's girlfriend who's a big fan of Lovika-gloves and the swedish vocabulary. Oh, and all my mates keep reminding my that my lady-friends are "well fit compared to english girls"

When it comes to no history of anti-semitism; That's true, however, we have treated our neighbours pretty shitty in the past. As an example, we occupied Norway till the beginning of the 20th century (correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not so sure about dates).

I understand that you're a big fan of swedish meatballs and DICE. You should know that we have pretty good music too. I should mention ABBA here, but that would be too obvious. Try listening to Looptroop, Tingsek, Jonossi, Sebastian Ingrosso, Eric Prydz and The Cardigans. Some of the best artists from Sweden, if you ask me.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Oh I forgot to mention this but can't you fuck animals in Sweden? aren't Sweden's laws regarding bestiality particularly lax? I like that about Sweden as well.

I still feel stupid about the LEGOs thing. I've already spammed my friend off Xfire.

As long as you're not hurting it you can do whatever you wish to an anmial, as long as you own or have permission from the owner.

Exactly the sort of rational reasoning I like in a country's law code. I equate religion with morality in that neither of them belong in law. Atleast some countries understand that.

 

[Simski]

Oh I forgot to mention this but can't you fuck animals in Sweden? aren't Sweden's laws regarding bestiality particularly lax? I like that about Sweden as well.

I still feel stupid about the LEGOs thing. I've already spammed my friend off Xfire.

As long as you're not hurting it you can do whatever you wish to an anmial, as long as you own or have permission from the owner.

What?
I have never heard of such things.

My Danish friend told me it was legal in Denmark though.

 

[blubbyblubbyblub]

I live in Stockholm, and as far as I can tell, tourists enjoy it here. I lived in the UK for a couple of years, so every now and then my old friends come to visit. They seem to enjoy themselves, especially my friend's girlfriend who's a big fan of Lovika-gloves and the swedish vocabulary. Oh, and all my mates keep reminding my that my lady-friends are "well fit compared to english girls"

When it comes to no history of anti-semitism; That's true, however, we have treated our neighbours pretty shitty in the past. As an example, we occupied Norway till the beginning of the 20th century (correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not so sure about dates).

I understand that you're a big fan of swedish meatballs and DICE. You should know that we have pretty good music too. I should mention ABBA here, but that would be too obvious. Try listening to Looptroop, Tingsek, Jonossi, Sebastian Ingrosso, Eric Prydz and The Cardigans. Some of the best artists from Sweden, if you ask me.

WHOOO LoopTroop i was beginning to think me and my bro were the only ones that liked them!

 

[GenHellspawn]

LEGO comes from Sweden?

Holy shit, that is awesome.

 

[Combined]

As an example, we occupied Norway till the beginning of the 20th century.

Another reason I dislike them. (That and my ex is Norwegian.)

 

[Simski]

As an example, we occupied Norway till the beginning of the 20th century.

Another reason I dislike them. (That and my ex is Norwegian.)

Oh and, Finland was a part of Swedish
We also 'bought' the "Skåne" part of Sweden from the danish...
Some danish people are mad about it today and want it back... and the majority of swedish people hate the accent of that region so we're considering it.

LEGO comes from Sweden?

Holy shit, that is awesome.

Nah, Danish.

 

[Swenglish]

I live in Stockholm, and as far as I can tell, tourists enjoy it here. I lived in the UK for a couple of years, so every now and then my old friends come to visit. They seem to enjoy themselves, especially my friend's girlfriend who's a big fan of Lovika-gloves and the swedish vocabulary. Oh, and all my mates keep reminding my that my lady-friends are "well fit compared to english girls"

When it comes to no history of anti-semitism; That's true, however, we have treated our neighbours pretty shitty in the past. As an example, we occupied Norway till the beginning of the 20th century (correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not so sure about dates).

I understand that you're a big fan of swedish meatballs and DICE. You should know that we have pretty good music too. I should mention ABBA here, but that would be too obvious. Try listening to Looptroop, Tingsek, Jonossi, Sebastian Ingrosso, Eric Prydz and The Cardigans. Some of the best artists from Sweden, if you ask me.

WHOOO LoopTroop i was beginning to think me and my bro were the only ones that liked them!

Don't worry bro, you're not alone!

 

[Simski]

Alot of Swedish people are going to want to shoot you if you come over here exclaiming that you love Basshunter.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Oh and, Finland was a part of Swedish
We also 'bought' the "Skåne" part of Sweden from the danish...
Some danish people are mad about it today and want it back... and the majority of swedish people hate the accent of that region so we're considering it.

I'm not entirely sure if we want Skåne back. I wouldn't mind personally but then again I like Sweden.

 

[Snacksboy]

Yup us swedes are pretty awesome. Awesomer than USA anyway, those guys stink!

 

[Simski]

Oh and, Finland was a part of Swedish
We also 'bought' the "Skåne" part of Sweden from the danish...
Some danish people are mad about it today and want it back... and the majority of swedish people hate the accent of that region so we're considering it.

I'm not entirely sure if we want Skåne back. I wouldn't mind personally but then again I like Sweden.

I don't mind most danish people either...
Although I honestly can't understand a word when trying to listen you guys talking...
Atleast not when you talk fast...

 

[Simski]

Yup us swedes are pretty awesome. Awesomer than USA anyway, those guys stink!

Mjeh, Sweden is pretty americanized in some parts.

 

[Same River New Water]

Normally I wouldn't like a country like Sweden; it's a bit too Aryan for my tastes. You know what I mean.

You're a racist?

I worked at IKEA, so I met a lot of Swedes. Good people, though their sense of humour is their own. I can confirm one stereotype: Swedes really are up for it. You know what I mean.