TACO News Improvements?

[PsychicTaco115]

So I've been reporting the news that the LAMESTREAM won't cover for a bit now

Is there anything you would like to see implemented/changed/improved upon?

I really want to make sure you peeps are getting the best news I can make up report on

Remember, the power is YOURS!

PS: "Stopping" does not count as an improvement

 

[Zontar]

Asking for how TACO News can improve implies that such a feet is possible, which, unless science goes too far, it is not.

 

[Bernzz]

Keep doing what you're doing, man. Your threads make me smile.

 

[Aerosteam]

More reports on how some guy combines Disney Princesses with something through fan art and such.

Edit: You could do with a new logo, that one you've got there sucks.

 

[Barbas]

I would have said that you need a logo, but that looks pretty good. My only improvement on that would be to make it slightly more aggressive - aggression puts bums on seats, luv.

EDIT: Banners and fonts with straight, sharp edges! Pointy bits!

 

[Rabbitboy]

More pictures. All the these letters and words are to complicated and confusing for me. Also if you ever start making videos get a pretty female presenter preferably one with red hair.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Can you turn both of your hands into burritos?

Or is that blasphemy?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can you turn both of your hands into burritos?

Or is that blasphemy?

Well, I have no problem with it but it'd probably end up being like this

Spoiler: Breadtany Handtano here

More pictures. All the these letters and words are to complicated and confusing for me. Also if you ever start making videos get a pretty female presenter preferably one with red hair.

Well do with more pictures

I can put on a red wig if I find it, would that count?

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Can you turn both of your hands into burritos?

Or is that blasphemy?

Well, I have no problem with it but it'd probably end up being like this

Spoiler: Breadtany Handtano here

A very...interesting gif you have there. I shall counter with my own gif.

Spoiler: Of approval

 

[Evonisia]

I think putting more effort into being dank as heeyall will be well received. Oh sure, there are some elements like NOW! That's What I Call Edgy, but it seems to have largely been withdrawn in this new season of TACO News. It was your masterful thread on Dank Memes that introduced me to this beautiful new section of the internet, after all, my Taco-based Lord.

Or at least up the edgalicious flavour.

[image width=275]http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/xlewgnu3x7wdlaxbr8y3.jpg[/IMG]

 

[Queen Michael]

Honestly, I like it just fine the way it is. As good as The Onion, I'd say.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Less of your personal politicial agenda of tacos in gaming, more transperacy and disclosure. MOAR ETHEECAL JURNAHLIZM!. #tacogate

 

[Necron_warrior]

More reports on how some guy combines Disney Princesses with something through fan art and such.

Edit: You could do with a new logo, that one you've got there sucks.

I completely agree with this idea.
Your logo could most definitely use more comic sans. As well as the entire report.

OT: As a Lurker, your posts make me smile whenever I try to pick them out from the real news

I haven't had this much fun reading threads since Kross, or Zeel. Ah, posters to behold.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Honestly, I like it just fine the way it is. As good as The Onion, I'd say.

Asking for how TACO News can improve implies that such a feet is possible, which, unless science goes too far, it is not.

Keep doing what you're doing, man. Your threads make me smile.

Aww, thanks you guys. It means a lot to hear things like this <3

I think putting more effort into being dank as heeyall will be well received. Oh sure, there are some elements like NOW! That's What I Call Edgy, but it seems to have largely been withdrawn in this new season of TACO News. It was your masterful thread on Dank Memes that introduced me to this beautiful new section of the internet, after all, my Taco-based Lord.

Spoiler: Smokin' Dank Memes Erryday

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I wish for a jokes page and for my name to mentioned at least once in an article.
Other than that... as you were.

 

[Ignignokt]

Putting 'REPORT:' in the title makes it too obvious.

 

[FPLOON]

Needs more "wee-ah-boo"...
Needs more "pwn-ey"...
Needs more... "jazz hands"?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/teasingfool/jazzhands.gif
Well... Better "jazz hands", maybe...

 

[Teoes]

With the possible exception of some of the already-mentioned suggestions, really all I can think of is blowjobs and cake. I won't hold it against you if that's not a possibility.

 

[visiblenoise]

I love you, man.

 

[Albino Boo]

More stories about goat sex, because everybody loves goat sex

Yeah you need more tool porn like this

Spoiler: tap that