Take a Ride to Skyrim on My Little Pony

[Onyx Oblivion]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

 

[neoontime]

Taken from another recent thread that is now locked.

Pedophilia is like internet cancer. Next thing you know we'll all be talking about My Little Pony.

Note: I sorry if I offend anybody by using the word cancer, it's just the best word I could use.

 

[Apostacious]

Gotta point out that the actual show is about 20% more epic.

 

[Fappy]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

 

[Nackl of Gilmed]

Ok, that bit where the pony pulls out a sword (somehow) and then you hear a stabbing sound while the other ponies all look shocked? That was incredible.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

 

[Fappy]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

 

[Raregolddragon]

The infection it spreads.

 

[nmatters]

One word: Epic.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

I hate this fucking retarded forced Pony meme

This, except for the fact that ALL memes are retarded and forced.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The internet is where humor goes to die. I'll prove it.

The cake is a lie.

And you just cringed a little bit. That's how dead that joke is, thanks to the internet.

Edit: cut trollish behavior

 

[PunkRex]

I never quite got My Little Pony, how where they able to create such impressive architecture with a lack of opposable thumbs.

 

[Fappy]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.

I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

anc[is]

I hate this fucking retarded forced Pony meme

This, except for the fact that ALL memes are retarded and forced.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The internet is where humor goes to die. I'll prove it.

The cake is a lie.

And you just cringed a little bit. That's how dead that joke is, thanks to the internet.

Well, now. That right there looks like a low-content post. We don't like those around here, so I'd be well within my rights to report you.

Now, you've gotta ask yourself a question: Am I petty enough to report you for a small jab at my expense?


...No, I'm not. Well played.

Seriously, though. Memes suck.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.

I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.

I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!

 

[Fappy]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.

I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.

I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!

I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!

 

[Apostacious]

I never quite got My Little Pony, how where they able to create such impressive architecture with a lack of opposable thumbs.

magic... watch the show.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

words

I won't lie, I thought it was funny, but I still apologize.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again

Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?

Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.

Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!

Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.

Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:

Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.

I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.

I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!

I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!

Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.

 

[Mumorpuger]

Does this get Miss Susan's official endorsment?

The Dark Mistress of the Ponies is actually off to GDC, but I'm hopeful that she would approve.

"The Dark Mistress of Ponies" definitely is a title with enough BAMALAM to fit our glorious leader.