I laugh to myself at how people think MLP is a meme and not something a large amount of people are genuinely enjoying.
Too bad that it has gone beyond forced. Except I like it. And I am in fact surprised that you didn't call the execution squad.Mr. Moonshine said:I hate this fucking retarded forced Pony meme
You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
You do realise it's not a meme right? We are legitimately enjoying the cartoon.Mr. Moonshine said:I hate this fucking retarded forced Pony meme
Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Ninja'd.Irridium said:Holy shit, what is this, forged in God's very flame?
Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game!
Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.Woodsey said:Time is nigh! I must fly,Irridium said:Holy shit, what is this, forged in God's very flame?
Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game!
Venture forth on my quest,
Goodbye Ma, Goodbye Pa
And Goodbye girlfriend's breasts!
When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.
I prefer the bodyguard Blades to the spy Blades.Fappy said:When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.He has a bit of a crack addiction though D:
Lol, bodyguard Blades are pretty bad at their job imo, "Hey you, prisoner... watch the Emperor in this creepy dark room while we go fight some dudes brb."Onyx Oblivion said:I prefer the bodyguard Blades to the spy Blades.Fappy said:When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.He has a bit of a crack addiction though D:
Actually, they didn't know about the secret passage, and if you hadn't known, that would have been the best strategic option.Fappy said:Lol, bodyguard Blades are pretty bad at their job imo, "Hey you, prisoner... watch the Emperor in this creepy dark room while we go fight some dudes brb."Onyx Oblivion said:I prefer the bodyguard Blades to the spy Blades.Fappy said:When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.He has a bit of a crack addiction though D:
Ten seconds later...
"OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPEROR!?"
OBJECTION! You were supposed to stay where the guards told you!Onyx Oblivion said:Actually, they didn't know about the secret passage, and if you hadn't known, that would have been the best strategic option.Fappy said:Lol, bodyguard Blades are pretty bad at their job imo, "Hey you, prisoner... watch the Emperor in this creepy dark room while we go fight some dudes brb."Onyx Oblivion said:I prefer the bodyguard Blades to the spy Blades.Fappy said:When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.He has a bit of a crack addiction though D:
Ten seconds later...
"OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPEROR!?"
They did they best they could. The hallway was a choke point, and they guard it. You are just meant to buy time. I once joined the outside fight, jumped up to safety (I'd be dead unless I lowered difficulty to fight or hid in an upper corner) and they lasted a good 4 minutes before Glenroy fell. And then Baurus kept going unconscious. The Mythic Dawn agents actually had no aggro to every enter the room and kill Uriel.
but if I did that, I couldn't loot the 3 gold off of Glenroy's body. And then take the sword, only to have Baurus take it back before I can use it.Fappy said:OBJECTION! You were supposed to stay where the guards told you!Onyx Oblivion said:Actually, they didn't know about the secret passage, and if you hadn't known, that would have been the best strategic option.Fappy said:Lol, bodyguard Blades are pretty bad at their job imo, "Hey you, prisoner... watch the Emperor in this creepy dark room while we go fight some dudes brb."Onyx Oblivion said:I prefer the bodyguard Blades to the spy Blades.Fappy said:When you're talking Blades all you need is this badass to get the job done.Onyx Oblivion said:Not so much. More a bed of Mythic Dawn robes. But I can't do many. My shitty non-gaming PC is able to run Oblivion since it's engine is dated, but it still can't have too much going on on-screen. Fucking Imperial City turns it into a near slideshow, at times.Fappy said:Do the Blades have a fireman trampoline set up to catch him!? :OOnyx Oblivion said:I'd prefer tossing the Emperor off of the cliff.Fappy said:You don't understand the magic of Dive Rock my friend. Get as many companion characters as you can and then pump you acrobatics up.Onyx Oblivion said:Never bothered messing with Dive Rock. All you can really do is throw shit off...And that doesn't interest me.Fappy said:I would run a victory lap around Cyrodiil with my might pony army and then jump off dive rock to see who would die first. Ever try that? Its hilarious if the horse dies first!Onyx Oblivion said:I could fly up and slash him in the face! On my mighty mount!Fappy said:I would think the ponies would be more useful against Dagon at the end of the main quest anyway.Onyx Oblivion said:Then I'll only bring 'em in at the end of the questline.Fappy said:Bad idea. Who knows what that crazy jackoff Sheogorath would do to our precisions ponies! D:Onyx Oblivion said:Who needs Shivering Isles when I can get gems and sparkles?!Fappy said:Only if you get the plastic gems and sparkles supplementary pack.Onyx Oblivion said:Will my Horse Armor DLC from Oblivion work on them?Fappy said:So who wants to petition Bethesda for DLC "My Little Pony" mounts? Hopefully we don't need to kill one of the unicorns for a quest again
Maybe I can take my ponies around the Isles, too.
Step 1: Jump off cliff
Step 2: Make companions auto-port to your current location (in the air, they will do this if you jump high enough)
Step 3: Float back to the edge of the cliff with your superior/uncanny jumping powers
Step 4: Watch companions plummet to their deaths
With the Blades at the bottom. Waiting.
Maybe if I made it so that only Baurus, Renault, and Glenroy were at the bottom. I use ALL of the Blades.He has a bit of a crack addiction though D:
Ten seconds later...
"OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPEROR!?"
They did they best they could. The hallway was a choke point, and they guard it. You are just meant to buy time. I once joined the outside fight, jumped up to safety (I'd be dead unless I lowered difficulty to fight or hid in an upper corner) and they lasted a good 4 minutes before Glenroy fell. And then Baurus kept going unconscious. The Mythic Dawn agents actually had no aggro to every enter the room and kill Uriel.