If you could talk to your dog,cat,bird,etc. what do you think you would say to each other?
(yes I know this is incredibly random.)
(yes I know this is incredibly random.)
Talking to your dog....
- Thread starter whoops1995
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Who cares what I would say, talking with a dog would be awesome no matter what you were talking about.
Some dogs yes, but not all, I was thinking more along the lines of a Border collie (the smartest breed of dog). Plus, it would help to actually add what it is you would say (which is sort of the point of the thread).
"Hey, you're a dog."
"Yeah ... and you're a human."
"That's true."
"I think you're high too if you're talking to me."
"... You're a very smart dog."
"Yeah, you should feed me more. Stupid human."
"Yeah ... and you're a human."
"That's true."
"I think you're high too if you're talking to me."
"... You're a very smart dog."
"Yeah, you should feed me more. Stupid human."
"Thats amazing!"
"I know a talking dog."
"There's nothing left on the cap"
I doubt I got the quote right but it is the commercial when Heinz came out with the no mess cap for mustard. The dog talked but he was too fascinated with his mustard cap.
My dog barks a lot so I assume if it could speak English it would yell a lot. If someone came to my door and knocked, she would come running and would be like, "What the hell are you doing here?! Get out!" A deer goes running across my lawn and she tears after it, "Get the hell off my lawn!." I walk over and fill up her dish and she walks away, "I prefer cat food."
"I know a talking dog."
"There's nothing left on the cap"
I doubt I got the quote right but it is the commercial when Heinz came out with the no mess cap for mustard. The dog talked but he was too fascinated with his mustard cap.
My dog barks a lot so I assume if it could speak English it would yell a lot. If someone came to my door and knocked, she would come running and would be like, "What the hell are you doing here?! Get out!" A deer goes running across my lawn and she tears after it, "Get the hell off my lawn!." I walk over and fill up her dish and she walks away, "I prefer cat food."
I have a rat, and I think I would hear a lot of, "What is that? Give it to me! Put me down! Pick me up!" But mostly it would be "Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out."
No problem. Easy mistake to make. I have been a dick from time to time, but I've never had a dick.The Iron Ninja post=18.69701.668607 said:
I do talk to my dog. She tells me to f**k off and not to talk to your mother like that!
Bad jokes asside, I would ask my dog why he HAS to lick his nuts, then jump on my bed, wake me up and lick my face...
Bad jokes asside, I would ask my dog why he HAS to lick his nuts, then jump on my bed, wake me up and lick my face...
I kinda treat my pets as normal people. I don't say "OOOOO There you are oooo yes yes you are a GOOD boy yes you are oh boy!" It's more like "Oh hey man, what's up."
I talk to my cats anyway if I'm home alone for more than five hours and I know them well enough that their responses make sense to me.
I think I'm glad my dog can't reply.
"Who's a pretty puppy?"
"Sigh...you ask me this every day. I assume you want me to say 'me,' or something, but that's rather narcissistic, don't you think?"
"Erm...well...I never really thought about it that way. Sorry."
"It's fine, really, just don't do it anymore. Oh, and the calling me 'Countess von Wigglebottom'? Yeah, let's cut that shit right out, too. It's demeaning."
"Who's a pretty puppy?"
"Sigh...you ask me this every day. I assume you want me to say 'me,' or something, but that's rather narcissistic, don't you think?"
"Erm...well...I never really thought about it that way. Sorry."
"It's fine, really, just don't do it anymore. Oh, and the calling me 'Countess von Wigglebottom'? Yeah, let's cut that shit right out, too. It's demeaning."
I'm pretty sure my cat is a bit of a bimbo, but if she could talk back I probably wouldn't use as much "pet talk".
I would ask him how the shitbowl's water tastes like.
Then I would tell him to shut up and start yapping again cause I hate other human beings.
Then I would tell him to shut up and start yapping again cause I hate other human beings.