Talking to your Pets

[darkfire613]

I'd ask where my cats go all night. They dart out around 9 pm, and come back in the morning, completely stoned on catnip. Protective parent pet owner!

In all seriousness, I'd probably just chat with them. They must have great stories to tell, so why not hear them?

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

I would ask my cat why he has to sleep on my bed...

 

[major28]

i would ask my catwhy it feels the need to scratch me awake every night

 

[enzilewulf]

I would ask my cat why the hell he always comes in my room, wants to go to bed on my pillow, yet 15 minutes later he is meowing and scratching for me to open the door. Then I would ask my little Yorkie why she is suck a ***** for bighting everything in sight and why the fuck she needs to defend the Kibble or what ever the dry food she eats is when I can just give her a thousand more.