Tea & Crumpets!

[That's Funny]

All kneel before the mighty Tea & Crumpets, and the British Food god.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

I'm a coffee and toast kinda guy...patriotic to a fault

 

[Richardplex]

Again? Second time in 2 nights that your threads have made me starving just before I go to bed, damn you sir.

This is your punishment.

For failing to have the necessary food items at hand.

I have the necessary food, but I am losing weight, and a butter saturated crumpet doesn't lend itself to that.

 

[Richardplex]

Again? Second time in 2 nights that your threads have made me starving just before I go to bed, damn you sir.

This is your punishment.

For failing to have the necessary food items at hand.

I have the necessary food, but I am losing weight, and a butter saturated crumpet doesn't lend itself to that.

 

[HardkorSB]

As the great Ice T said:

"Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea!"

 

[thylasos]

Two crumpets, with a slab of butter on one, and a huge splodge of jam on the other. Cup of Yorkshire Tea.

YES. That's breakfast.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Guess what I'm eating as I post this? What would life be like without my blend of English Breakfast, Earl Grey, and Lapsang Suchong...

Also, weirdly, I was listening to 'Cup of Brown Joy' as I came onto the Escapist today...

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Fuck tea. It tastes like hot water with butter in it.

Crumpets I love.