Team Meat Adds PETA Parody to Super Meat Boy Roster

malestrithe

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Great, I had no interest in buying Super Meat Boy. Now, I have to get the damn game because PETA attacked it. I'll add this to my growing collection of games peta went after. So far, the list includes, the Ringling Bros. Game, Cooking Mama, Ecco the Dolphin, and Brutal: Claws of Fury.

I really wish PETA would stop going after games so I do not feel morally obligated to give them a big fuck you by getting the games they hate.

Reminds me of something I did a long time ago:

I always thought PETA should make their own line of food, so they can show us the ethical way of doing things. Their first product should be bread. Not loaf bread because yeast and eggs are on the list of animals or coming from animals. The product would be something like tortillas, but not really. Tortillas made by hand involves a lot of lard, but I've seen vegetable oil and shortening used in a pinch.

The Slogan should be: No majestic, beautiful, innocent animals were harmed in making this product.

It would be the food line that is nutritous, full of smug arrogance, and meaningless attempts at guilting the population.
 

Angus565

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Team Meat, you just won my heart.
I am buying Super Meat boy as soon as humanly possible.
 

Red-Link

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Timbydude said:
I just absolutely love this. Team Meat has proven their awesomeness.

Even better, though, is how they trolled the angry PETA supporters who got offended by the lightbulb joke: http://twitpic.com/3c542r
I don't know if I have ever seen anything funnier than this. I love it when people don't get that they're being toyed with. That fact that it's PETA supporters just makes it better. That is a funny group over there at Team Meat and I'm so glad they put Tofu Boy in. I can't wait for break to end so I can start playing again (damn 360 controller is in my dorm and my laptop's keyboard sucks).
 

Blind Sight

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Team Meat, I salute you, you crazy, hilarious, PETA-stomping bastards. I eagerly await PETA's silly response in turn.