Tecmo sues Madcatz

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The Wooster

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The oft unreported legal battle between Madcatz and Tecmo got a lot more serious today when Tecmo's legal team stated that they wouldn't be satisfied with anything less than punitive damages (see the claim in full here) [http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/legalpost/archive/tags/Legal+News/default.aspx].

This drawn out case began in 2007 when Madcatz announced it's latest entry into the 3rd part peripherals market, the madcatz Irrigator. The Irrigator (pictured here] [http://www.uniquecontemporarysolutions.com/catalog/BoomChair_3_4.jpg], which was originally reported by sites such as Kotaku [http://kotaku.com/] an elaborate hoax but which later turned out to be a real product with a hefty $300 (US) price tag, is, as described by Madcatz a 'self contained, gamer orientated, colonic irrigation device'. The Irrigator boasts compatability with the ps3, 360 and PC via a standard USB port and performed a twenty minute long colonic irrigation, filling and flushing the user's bowel system with a cycle that matched the rumble output of their game of choice.


IGN Reviewer Hillary F. Rogmouth was one of the first members of the press to try the Irrigator. He gave it 8.56/10

While we understand the subject can occasionally be difficult to broach, we at Madcatz believe that, with increased gamer awareness about health and hygiene as well as the health benefits provided by regular colonic irrigation, that the Irrigator, will be at the forefront of a health-orientated revolution in gaming peripherals. We plan to support the Irrigator with numerous secondary products including, disposable wipes, character themed bottles of lubricant (both master chief and Samus Aran have been confirmed) and Madcatz branded cleaning fluid. We expect the Irrigator to be one of our top sellers this year. -Madcatz Rep
Although gamer reception warmed as the Irrigator came closer to release (the world of warcraft user base was particularly excited) Madcatz fell foul of Tecmo's legal department when the the following ad was displayed on a two page spread in Official Xbox Magazine.

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We believe the biggest problem we will face in marketing the Irrigator is the initial period of apprehensiveness a customer goes through when he/she considers forcing a length of tubing into their rectum. We believe that our advertisement campaigns which feature many recognizable and comforting game characters will help ease them through that difficult period.-Madcatz Rep
Tecmo immediately filed a breach of copyright and illegal advertising complaint against Madcatz which continues to this day.

An unnamed Madcatz rep had this to say.

"I think the problem is that Tecmo's higher ups have really high stress levels caused by a waste build up in their bowel system. I'm sure a good flush or two would clear this problem right up"

Tecmo representatives refused to comment on the matter.

Note: It's worth noting that Nintedo did not take legal action after Madcatz launched it's controversial 'the princess is in another asshole' advertisment line which apparently illegally used Super Mario land assets.

The Madcatz 'Irrigator' is available for purchase here [http://www.uniquecontemporarysolutions.com/servlet/the-167/boomchair-P3.2,-boom-chair/Detail]
 

Lord Krunk

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So; what does this thing actually do? I'm confused.

And I think that suing is stupid; Space Invaders is part of Pop Culture! Imagine if Rick Astley sued everyone that made a RickRoll!
 

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RetiarySword post=9.75005.853082 said:
They sell irrigation equipment for gamers? Thats pretty... discusting.
Think about it. Gamers generally have a bad diet and remain stationary in a sitting position for long periods of time. This causes a build up and hardening of fecal matter inside the colon. Which can cause some pretty nasty problems.
 

The Wooster

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No seriously. One of the guys at the madcatz forums explained it all to me. Apparently if you get an irrigation chunks of crap will come out that have stuck in your bowels since you were a toddler. That stuff can't be good for you.
 

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Richard Groovy Pants post=9.75005.853090 said:
Decoy Doctorpus post=9.75005.853087 said:
RetiarySword post=9.75005.853082 said:
They sell irrigation equipment for gamers? Thats pretty... discusting.
Think about it. Gamers generally have a bad diet and remain stationary in a sitting position for long periods of time. This causes a build up and hardening of fecal matter inside the colon. Which can cause some pretty nasty problems.
You can't be serious.

Yea some of us do have bad posture but why release an irrigation machine, for gamers, what can be plugged into a USB port on a consle... Unless it has a camera what can be controlled through your pad, its pretty stupid when you can go to a doctors to be checked. Also can you imagine someone walking in while you are.... unclogging the drains? You can't take it into the bathroom as you need the consle. This is worst than those gamer grub things..

Maybe they are working together? The gamer grub clogs you up, and on the bottle it says 'Feeling blocked? why not try our sponsers colon irrigation machine for gamers! Flush while you frag!'
 

Lord Krunk

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This is disgusting!

I mean, I suppose it's for a somewhat noble cause, but where is all that bowel stuff going to go afterwards? I don't want to carry that stuff around.

Please, Decoy, don't say you're serious again; I'm getting some bad imagery...

Did I mention that this is disgusting?
 

The Wooster

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It's self contained. The waste is filtered off into a container inside the chair, which can be poured down the toilet later. You need to empty it every two or three uses apparently.
 

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What' wrong with a metre-long length of garden hose and good ol' fashioned tap water? Works for me.
 

Lord Krunk

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Decoy Doctorpus post=9.75005.853114 said:
It's self contained. The waste is filtered off into a container inside the chair, which can be poured down the toilet later. You need to empty it every two or three uses apparently.
No. Just no. The imagery! It's so horrible! It burns! AUGH!

Jeez, what were they thinking?
 

LordCraigus

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That Hillary is a dead ringer for Russell Brand... anyway more top notch journalism Doctorpus. I for one hope this is settled ASAP 'cause I'm waitin' to get irrigatin'.
 

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Holy shit. Are they sure that's not Russell brand? Really, he could stand in for him if Russell ever got sick, and noone would be any the wiser.
 

fedpayne

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Sometimes if too much fecal matter hardens in your stomach, you can vomit it out. Hows that for imagery.
 

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MurderousToaster post=9.75005.853240 said:
Holy shit. Are they sure that's not Russell brand? Really, he could stand in for him if Russell ever got sick, and noone would be any the wiser.
Wow
Didn't get the joke, did ya?
 

Altorin

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there's a lot of misinformation in this thread.

for the average person, even a sedentary gamer, a colonic offers very little health benefit - the positive results of having one are usually tied to some other health related activity the "patient" is performing in addition to getting colonics, such as eating right or exercising.

that "toddler crap" thing isn't exactly true, while feces can remain in the colon for a long time, if you were to remove it, it would be replaced with.. more crap. The puking up of deeply digest food (sort of a proto-feces) is tied more to bad diet, mainly in children because their intestine is shorter. These children do not need colonics, they need to eat more fiber.

Plus, while colonics seem easy to do, you are still dealing with some sensitive areas of the body - a slight problem will quickly become a big problem, and the prospect of giving yourself a colonic while playing a game seems ridiculous.

clearly this is a joke, and if it's not, then it is truly the end of MadCatz, and I have to say, good riddance.