Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

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That's fucking shit one guy tried to start this retarded trend at my school but he failed miserably. He went for my balls and I was like "WHAT THE HELL YOU PERVERT -punch- . That's how you treat retards.
 

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Onyx Oblivion said:
You said "Fox News" as the source. Some of the Escapist population won't believe it now.

But I will.

AND THIS SACK TAPPING THING IS UTTERLY RETARDED!
This sounded fishy
Lawl sack tapping, and fox
What will you come up with next?
 

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skywalkerlion said:
Julianking93 said:
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Julianking93 said:
I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?
Hand, meet testicles. At high velocities.

The only answer is to obliterate the tapper.
So...kids now have a game in which they repeatedly smack someone else's balls?

And to think they called me gay.
Dude, my thoughts exactly. Oh, and does anyone else know of a phenomena called "scooping"? It's when you put your hands in a cup formation and while someones minding their own business they walk up and 'scoop' your, well, chest. It's the gayest thing ever, and yet I get called gay, AND THE ASSHOLES DON'T EVEN DO IT TO GIRLS. WITH ACTUAL BREASTS. I don't mean they should, but what I'm saying is it's so hypocritical. Because you know it's supposed to be making fun of gays. They're practically giving them porn (I'm also not accusing homosexuals of looking at porn of ball tapping, or anything)
I've seen this happen too
OMG SLIGHTLY TIGHT PANTS THAT ARN'T THAT TIGHT OMFG U SOOOO GAY
But wait a minute, punching each others balls and grabbing our nipples is totally straight. Seriously man.
What
The
Fuck
....America
 

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Fox news eh, where's the part about it being a plan put forth by Obama to make republican kids infertile so that future elections are won by the liberal pinko commies?
 

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Hahahhaah no way

Anyway it's on the news so nice one there kid now you'll be called "one ball" or "monoball" for the next years. Have fun Monoball
 

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I remember back in grade 12 someone tried to sack-tap me. So I stopped him by punching him square in his face.

Looking back, it was probably not a very appropriate response on my part. Although reading this I'm glad I did. I hate to lose a nut. If I was that kid I would honestly slice both gahoolies off of whoever had punched me.
 

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One thing I've never understood is this seemingly new fad for young men to subject their most sensitive dangly parts to violent abuse for others' amusement.


There's nothing entertaining in it in the least.

Now, in classic Funniest Home Videos fashion, accidental crotch shots are hilarious. And wince-worthy.

But, seriously, have guys always kicked/smacked each other in the nads, or is this something that some combination of the Internet and Jackass made popular?

Cuz I don't remember anyone I ever went to school with doing this kind of stupid shit...
 

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this was common in middle school 5 years ago.

I think some of my friends can't have kids anymore(or have balls of steel)

I might never know.
 

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AmayaOnnaOtaku said:
Sir Kemper said:
Threw the entire article all I could do is think "Owwwwww"

Seriously though, Whats "Sack Tapping"
WTF is sack tapping?
It's a stupid name for hitting some poor unsuspecting guy in the nads. Really stupid game. Basically a serious case of assault and battery.

Kuchinawa212 said:
So was he caught with his pants down? Yuk Yuk Yuk
If by that you mean he was caught by surprise, then yes.
 

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Hahaha thats really funny and horrible. However its the other kids fault for being a idiot and hitting the kid wayyy too hard. Usually no one actually gets hit whenever I've seen people play it, their too concerned protecting their junk to really go after the other kids. The answer is that kids in Minnesota are both bored enough AND dumb enough to flat out punch each others balls. Although this may be a effective way to improve the gene pool for them...
 

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bad rider said:
The only way not to play is not to be on the field.
So...the kid shouldn't have been in school? That's the only way to 'not be on the field' for this one. I assume you are joking around now.
It's a game of escalation, Only he who escalates furthest wins, whether that means changing your identity and going to mexico, or building a sack tap machine capable of seeking, "el miedo" the thinly disguised mexican, then so be it.
 

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scumofsociety said:
AmayaOnnaOtaku said:
Sir Kemper said:
Threw the entire article all I could do is think "Owwwwww"

Seriously though, Whats "Sack Tapping"
WTF is sack tapping?
It's a stupid name for hitting some poor unsuspecting guy in the nads. Really stupid game. Basically a serious case of assault and battery.
Seriously? Assault? That? Have you never fucked about in your life? Heck what If I pull out a Nerf gun on an unsuspecting friend and while he flees taking his seat, is that armed robbery to you?
 

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kaizen2468 said:
This goes to show just how boring and empty the lives of our youth are
So I guess Video Games are boring and empty?

Julianking93 said:
I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?
Tapping someone's balls.

It happens all the time at my School, one day I'll place a large piece of metal.
 

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bad rider said:
It's a game of escalation, Only he who escalates furthest wins, whether that means changing your identity and going to mexico, or building a sack tap machine capable of seeking, "el miedo" the thinly disguised mexican, then so be it.
Trouble is, for that to work you have to know someone else is playing the game. Since that is very hard to do, the only option is to assume that everyone else is indeed playing, in which case you must get them first, or hide in a cave or buy some metal underpants.


bad rider said:
Seriously? Assault? That? Have you never fucked about in your life? Heck what If I pull out a Nerf gun on an unsuspecting friend and while he flees taking his seat, is that armed robbery to you?
Yes, it damn well is. I can guarantee you, you punch a stranger in the balls and the police get you for it you are getting charged. The kid lost a testicle. That is GBH at the very least.

Nerf, no, that's nothing but youthful hijinks. If you deliberately shot him in the eye he would be well within his rights to have you charged with assault or if any permanent damage was done maybe actual bodily harm.