Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had noone to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton dance? Cos he didn't have any guts!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cos he was a fungi!
Why did the mushroom leave the party? Cos there wasn't mushroom!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonkey!
Why dont seagulls stay at land? Because if they didn't they'd be called bayguls!
And the classic!
Whats brown and sticky? A stick!
Why didn't the skeleton dance? Cos he didn't have any guts!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cos he was a fungi!
Why did the mushroom leave the party? Cos there wasn't mushroom!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonkey!
Why dont seagulls stay at land? Because if they didn't they'd be called bayguls!
And the classic!
Whats brown and sticky? A stick!