tell me some bad jokes

[theheroofaction]

An American a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
the American orders a beer, the Scottsman, a whiskey, and the Irishman a rum.
They get drunk.
The end.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a bear?
A horrifying sack of flesh, and a recently employed geneticist.

 

[tseroff]

I'm just glad you guys didn't make any Holocaust jokes.

They're not funny.

My grandpa died in a concentration camp.

He fell off the watchtower.

hey, thats odd. my grandfather died in one too. some bastard fell on him

Everyone need to stop making Holocaust jokes. Can you Nazi how hurtful they are?

I used to make jokes like that all the time. I told them in class occasionally, but I had to stop. I was getting terrible Marx.

Can we please stop this. Their inappropriate, Anne Frankly I'm sick of it.

If you're getting sick, maybe some vitamins will help. I hear orange juice has lots of it. Especially if it's from concentrate.

Spoiler

Orange... jews? Get it?
*sigh*
I could have done better

 

[tseroff]

what do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still No Idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no junk? Still no fucking idea!

 

[Giralin]

So a seal waked into a club.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elepino!

 

[r0kle0nZ]

How many sides does a circle have?

2! Inside and Outside.

Yes, I tell that all the time.

 

[Mikeyfell]

I've got 2.

This Chinese guy broke into a junk yard. His name was Chu Don Foo.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how did you get rats in a light bulb?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

ak93]

My ears!

They BLEED FROM MY SOUL! DX

 

[Cain_Zeros]

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

You said you wanted bad ones.

 

[HiC]

I have a Jehovahs witness friend who wont talk to me any more:

He tried to tell me a knock knock joke, but I wouldn't answer.

 

[Srs bzns]

I'm just glad you guys didn't make any Holocaust jokes.

They're not funny.

My grandpa died in a concentration camp.

He fell off the watchtower.

Oooh, I did Nazi that one coming. Anne Frankly, these jokes are just getting old and repetitive. Besides, my grandfather also died in a concentration camp.

He was crushed while on patrol, by his friend, who fell out of a watchtower.

 

[Zhadramekel]

*Knock, Knock*
Who's there?
Melvin.
Melvin who?
Hugs!

Hooray for YuGiOh Abridged references!

What do you say when a dog runs away?
Dog-gone

Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
The bar says 'ouch'