Ten thousand posts later...

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Excellent.

We shall make them fear the meows of cats everywhere.
For the Scratching Post of Tiddles!

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You mean a new threat appears...

Just as I join a super elite organisation.

I get the feeling that I might be a deus ex machina...

Sir, what is your plan?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: Excellent.

We shall make them fear the meows of cats everywhere.
For the Scratching Post of Tiddles!

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You mean a new threat appears...

Just as I join a super elite organisation.

I get the feeling that I might be a deus ex machina...

Sir, what is your plan?

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

 

[Sassafrass]

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You can try and fight us, but you will fail.
We have already infiltrated your wild-life, in cunning disguises.

You're too late to stop them. Bwhahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

Bring it on.
We're ready for you.

 

[Zeema]

Im coming for you Clayton

im going to have Triple that amount of posts one day

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

But you guys make this a great place to stay.

It's been a pleasure.

Glad to be around. Congrats on hitting 5 digits!

 

[Nouw]

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

Bring it on.
We're ready for you.

We're coming for you Sass!

 

[The Night Angel]

Woohoo, Daystar has achieved godhood!! Now he can pour even more knowledge into our wrinkled little brains Can't imagine how gratifying it is to have reached that mark. [sub] someday...someday... *sniff[/sub]

 

[Sandjube]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

 

[JoJo]

And with that Daystar ascended into the heavens

And he was never seen again... right?

(With Daystar out of the way, my conquest of the Escapist can now begin. My plan is fool-proof!)

 

[Galletea]

I don't recall accusing you of being a hunk, but still, congratulations for being one of the few massive posters who is not a total asshat. May you continue to derail threads and inflict bestow your wisdom upon the community for many more posts.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

I won't bite

And with that Daystar ascended into the heavens

And he was never seen again... right?

(With Daystar out of the way, my conquest of the Escapist can now begin. My plan is fool-proof!)

You wish

I don't recall accusing you of being a hunk, but still, congratulations for being one of the few massive posters who is not a total asshat. May you continue to derail threads and inflict bestow your wisdom upon the community for many more posts.

It was last Tuesday, I remember it was that day, because the day that I just made up.

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I can only hope that someday, I too reach that pinnacle of greatness, from way down here in the depths of the triple-digits. But, ah well. Today I am one post further along the path, one more step on the road to glory...

 

[Rawne1980]

I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services.

Sometimes Fappy, sometimes you disturb me.

 

[Cheeseman Muncher]

And I thought I was impressed when I finally hit 100 posts. =p Good effort, friend.

 

[Folji]

20,000 is next, champ.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You're welcome.

I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services. Their are plenty of lonely men on here looking for a good ol' dwarf punchn'.

Are you any kinds of register, Fappy?

Because you should.

[sub]A register of sexiness...[/sub]

 

[Lugbzurg]

Wow. That's amazing. Especially, since you've been here since only 2009. I've seen several people who came in 2007 or 2008, and they didn't come anywhere close to that. No wonder I keep seeing that avatar here so often.

I've only but just begun my legacy.

Hazzaugh! How many points do[es he] receive!?

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.