Ten thousand posts later...

[Daystar Clarion]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.

That's why I only derail threads that people have seen a million times before.

Another ME3 thread? Derail that shit.

MLP tread? Derail.

Thread you've created yourself? Derail within 10 posts -_-

 

[Macgyvercas]

Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!

[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]​

I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.

90% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 5% cheese.

I blieve the proper ration should be 75% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 20% cheese. Because cheese deserves more than a measly 5%.

Snip.

congrats...

im almost there myself

EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.

I'm over 7/10 of the way there myself. And I almost never post in forum games.

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.

That's why I only derail threads that people have seen a million times before.

Another ME3 thread? Derail that shit.

MLP tread? Derail.

Thread you've created yourself? Derail within 10 posts -_-

I shall apply your knowledge wisely. Here, have one on me as thanks:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!

[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]​

I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.

90% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 5% cheese.

I blieve the proper ration should be 75% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 20% cheese. Because cheese deserves more than a measly 5%.

Snip.

congrats...

im almost there myself

EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.

I'm over 7/10 of the way there myself. And I almost never post in forum games.

Indeed.

It takes quite a while to build up a huge post count without using usergroups or forum games.

That's why we're more special.

We didn't cheat.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

why do people care about this sort of thing?

It's not really about me, not really.

I just thought the 10k mark would be a great time to thank the escapist for being so awesome

 

[bobmus]

Congratulations, celebrations and jubilations... On not derailing your own thread this one time!
I shall mark this day on a plaque in the shrine.

 

[bobmus]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

I won't bite

This is a lie.
Sometimes he bites.

But you'd enjoy it.

Wait, what?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

why do people care about this sort of thing?

It's not really about me, not really.

I just thought the 10k mark would be a great time to thank the escapist for being so awesome

ah okay, its been mentioned to me before that some people care allot about their post count and make a big deal about being a "forum celebrity" and i have never really seen this happen or understood why it would happen.

Nah, I don't really care about post count

I don't know about the whole forum celebrity thing either.

I don't think I'm that popular.

 

[mrhappy1489]

You are an inspiration to all us underlings Mr. Daystar. I long for the day that I might be counted amongst your brethren as more than friend, but equal.

 

[Blunderboy]

Here you go old boy.

Spoiler: Bloop

 

[Fredrikorex]

10K posts is a huge amount for me but I don't write much on the forums, I play games instead and take pride in my hours spent on some games/servers.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Well... at least you're not letting it go to your head.

Congradulations seem a bit weird though since one would agree that posting on this forum is its own reward.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Here you go old boy.

Spoiler: Bloop

Nobody spouts gibberish quite like I do.

True stroy.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

10000 posts?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

10000 posts?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

Yes.

Yes I do.

Now my dark work can begin.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

10000 posts?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

Yes.

Yes I do.

Now my dark work can begin.

We should have seen it coming...
But alas, we were fooled by your merry posts.
Curse you, Daystar, curse you and your randomness!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

10000 posts?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

Yes.

Yes I do.

Now my dark work can begin.

We should have seen it coming...
But alas, we were fooled by your merry posts.
Curse you, Daystar, curse you and your randomness!

You should have acted.
I'm already here.
The Elder Threads told of my return.
My defeat was merely a delay...

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

There is only one person who can stop you now...

I choose you, Raj!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am nearly at 600 posts. Now I don't think that is so cool, THANKS GUYS!

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

I am nearly at 600 posts. Now I don't think that is so cool, THANKS GUYS!

Halt! Help us stop Daystar! He cannot ascend! We must help him!

The truth is...

he is forum-born

Imagine if there were no food threads!
I am calling it... Escapibumbles...

RETAKE DAYSTAR!

captcha: head over heels

Oh lord, I'm falling!