Terrifying Kissing Device Enables Long-Distance Love, Sort Of

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

That is the scariest thing I have ever seen. Also how long do you think it would be before someone tried to use it get a long distance blowjob?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

 

[Phasmal]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

Oh my god.
That is amazing.
I actually kind of want one now. I could put glasses on it and face it out the window so it could judge people as they walked by.

 

[SirPlindington]

I feel like if someone tried to kiss it, that thing would eat them whole. Can't you picture it growing, stretching, morphing around the mouth and just swallowing someone? If there was ever inspiration for a horror movie, this is it.

 

[Fingerprint]

Erm... between 1:11 and 1:18 on the video... dafuq?

Am I the only one who sees that thing and my mind immediately screams "OH DEAR LORD, TIM CURRY IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!!"

Nope. And it's a scary, scary thought.

 

[ckam]

That is just a little too frightening to look at.

 

[waj9876]

How long, I ask you. How long until we go somewhere, somewhere we can never go back from? How long until we start adding this function to sex dolls? And then some lonely genius decides to add this feature to an A.I. they've been developing?

How long until the A.I. technology is advanced enough that it is sentient? How long until it feels LOVE? And what do you think will happen when it tries to BE loved? Most people would reject it. And then what'll happen? We'll all be killed by scorned love-robots. I'll let you dwell on that thought for a moment...

In all seriousness, is it weird I actually want to see what it's like?

 

[Aaron Kuehmichel]

Actually...I call major shenanigans. If were another time of year I'd call it an April Fool's joke. I don't believe for an instant that this thing works. We NEVER once see in the video the device actually working. All we see is a foam egg thing with immobile lips, some far-away shots of people pressing it to their faces, and computer animations of how it's SUPPOSED to work.

Nope.

Shenanigans.

Anyway, even if it did demonstrably work, it's terrifying beyond my capacity for reason. It'll never fly.

 

[Beautiful End]

We are officially one step away from sentient sex toys.

Am I the only one who sees that thing and my mind immediately screams "OH DEAR LORD, TIM CURRY IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!!"

I was laughing at this article until I saw that picture.

It reminds me of an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? (If anyone knows that old show) where a giant mouth showed up like that. Exactly like that. And of course, it was evil or haunted or something of that sort.

I used to be afraid of that show so...yep, nightmares might make a comeback...after 15 years.

Then again, it also reminds me of the Annoying Orange.
And the Dwarf in the Flask from FMA.
So I dunno...

 

[TheDoctor455]

That image looks like something out of a nightmare I had once.

Which I'm probably going to have again tonight.

You had that one too?
Damn... so it isn't just me.

Anyway...
umm... they really could've tried making this thing a bit more believable... or stylishly presentable at any rate...

as is... this seems a bit like kissing an egg-monster from Silent Hill.

Interesting idea, I'll grant, but I think their execution was a bit... lacking.

 

[shrekfan246]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

Still has more characterization than any of the actual characters from Gears.

OT: First thought: So they decided to actually make the thing from Big Bang Theory?

Second thought: Good lord that is hilariously terrifying.

Third thought: *too busy laughing at all of the comments in this thread*

 

[Don Reba]

Does it have a tongue?

 

[Hazy992]

That's good I've always wanted to make out with something that eats souls. Now I can!

Seriously though da fuq?

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

It's depressing living in a world where "This is the world idea ever." is something I have the privilege of thinking on an almost daily basis.

 

[Don Reba]

Doesn't this look much better?

 

[Something Amyss]

... I know it's inappropriate but... Does it do blowjobs? It has the mouth, don't look at me like that!

It imitates what the other lips are doing, so...Probably not.

Besides, imagine what happens in a malfunction.

 

[Sarek Yingsery]

I am scared by this... I am thankful it does not have eyes.

 

[lacktheknack]

Okay, if I had this I couldn't not put massive hipster glasses on it.
Why does it look so disappointed?

Because it's not sucking on your face right now.

 

[Deadyawn]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

Damn you, now everybody is looking at me like I'm a crazy person for just randomly bursting out, laughing.
Wow, that is awesome.