Terrifying Kissing Device Enables Long-Distance Love, Sort Of

[Odbarc]

That is the scariest thing I have ever seen. Also how long do you think it would be before someone tried to use it get a long distance blowjob?

One brilliant hacker and his magical condom...
And then you could connect to porn videos and have sex with the porn star indirectly.

MAKE THIS EXIST!!

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

This is absolutely brilliant and I'm so glad to see that our technological prowess has gotten us so far!
Excuse me one moment...

 

[Imthatguy]

We are officially one step away from sentient sex toys.

Am I the only one who sees that thing and my mind immediately screams "OH DEAR LORD, TIM CURRY IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!!"

LIPS! LIPS!

Dear god that movie is hilarious and I want a sequel. (Shock Treatment was ok but it suffered from odd pacing and bad timing)

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Always wanted to kiss humpty dumpty.

 

[FalloutJack]

...Mr. Potato-Head?!

Seriously, that's what it is! There's no other explanation!

 

[AbstractStream]

Oh my goodness, kill it!! Kill it with fire!!
That's so disturbing.

 

[Hevva]

oh my god..........the Photoshop potential for this thing is through the roof!!!

*a few minutes later*

TAH-DAHHHH!!!

Thanks for making me spit tea all over my keyboard Seriously, that's perfect! Cannot unsee...but at the same time, for some reason, don't want to.

 

[HardkorSB]

We are officially one step away from sentient sex toys.

Am I the only one who sees that thing and my mind immediately screams "OH DEAR LORD, TIM CURRY IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!!"

When I saw this, I thought of "Videodrome":


Or that someone has a crush on Dizzy:

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Doesn't topple Filth from its creepy mouth thrown.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I agree with the previous posters, that device is one of the creepiest, most disturbing things I have ever seen.

 

[Goofguy]

I can see where they're coming from. Long distance relationships suck and finding ways to make it easier are always welcome. While the idea doesn't seem TOO bad to me, the execution is just downright creepy.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

I humbly propose the addition of googly eyes to this masterpiece, preferably looking in slightly different directions.

 

[Brotherofwill]

Anyone else reminded of The Neverhood or Skullmonkeys when they see it?

 

[Darren716]

Well I got something to replace the Fairly Odd parents Movie's CGI as nightmare fuel

 

[Shinsei-J]

Was I the only one that thought about this?
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/321/27511-behelit_scream.png

 

[DragonStorm247]

Imagine how odd it would feel once you factor in lag.

 

[Akimoto]

I don't... but, why? Why guys? We have so much going on and you had to build a kissing robot? How did it get approval? It's a collaboration between Singapore and Japan, surely.... No. I'll just stop here and apologize to everyone on behalf of Singapore. We should know better.

What have we done?

 

[Starik20X6]

Hasbro, stop making the Mr. Potato Head parts look realistic. It's unsettling.