Terry Pratchett Makes His Own Heavenly Sword

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Nieroshai said:
So his daughter wrote the story of a cursed girl unlocking the power of the gods, and having received awesome divine intervention and whiped out an army, she declares herself an atheist? I kid you not. Anyone I know would convert TO the religion of whichever god actually showed his face. But no. She proves herself to the Heavenly Sword, gains the unearthly powers of the Chosen One, and defeats an evil demon. "You saved us, Chosen one! Thank the Gods!" "Gods? No way. Must've been the Wheaties I had for breakfast." Don't get me wrong, that game was epic. I just hated the ending.

OT: He got knighted and MADE HIS OWN SWORD?! That. Is. Epic.
Pfft. If religious writers are constantly allowed to make the point of faith being the correct path by having something genuinely miraculous or supernatural happen at the end of their (completely fictional) stories that until that point kept the it suspenseful, I don't see why you can't make an atheists point in a fantasy story with gods and call it symbolic.

The former undermines itself by its fictional nature, while in the latter case the very same thing can save the theme.

I mean, for example, you can't deconstruct God or gods or a hypothetical world ruled by them without having a some sort of godhood in your story.
 

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Mmmmm I guess he intended to make a small sword....if so then he dose not have any self confidence issues!
 

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You can't even own a sword over there? Holy shit I feel sorry for you guys...
 

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Terry Pratchett....
You win not only this thread but this website, wait that's too small.
You won the world!
 

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Terry Pratchett....
You win not only this thread but this website, wait that's too small.
You won the world!
Owlslayer said:
Terry Pratchett, the master of the Universe.
God dammit, of all the people, why did he had to end up with Alzheimer's... This makes me damn sad.

Great books, loved them. And making your own sword is also awesome.

HEEEE MAN!
 

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Wait, his daughter made the plot for one of the games with the most wasted potential I ever witnessed due to shortness and lack of variety? A story which I though was great and immersive? She made Twing Twang?
She also wrote Overlord II. Yeah, the elf hippies and all that shit. I guess PTerry has used up all the family's talent for the next, ooh, 30 generations.

Count Igor said:
He just gets better and better, even with Alzheimers, he can still make the greatest books to date.
Sadly, I am forced to disagree with you, Sirrah. I Shall Wear Midnight almost made me cry, to see such a horrific deterioration of a once-great talent. I won't go into all the details here, but suffice to say that it was not only a terrible Discworld book, it was not even a good book. Normally, even the sub-par Discworld novels are head-and-shoulders above most other books, but his latest was barely readable. It's so damned sad :-(

gristledemon said:
I am a few years behind as i just got Thud, awesome as always tho.
Do yourself a favour and stop at Making Money. As one of the biggest Pratchett fans to ever walk this Earth, I can tell you that reading past there will just upset you.

jpoon said:
You can't even own a sword over there? Holy shit I feel sorry for you guys...
There is a big difference between owning a sword and walking around with a sword. Plenty of people here have swords, and there are a few shops in my hometown that sell them, but recently the government has had a massive crackdown on knife crime so pretty much anything that can be used to cut or stab will be looked upon with great suspicion.
 

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SonicWaffle said:
Do yourself a favour and stop at Making Money. As one of the biggest Pratchett fans to ever walk this Earth, I can tell you that reading past there will just upset you.
Evidence suggests that Unseen Academicals was a blip, because I Shall Wear Midnight is bloody excellent.
 

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GloatingSwine said:
Evidence suggests that Unseen Academicals was a blip, because I Shall Wear Midnight is bloody excellent.
Good lord, really? While I agree that UA was bad, it wasn't that bad. Shit in comparison to the two or three books prior to it, but not downright awful. It even had a few moments that made me chuckle.

I Shall Wear Midnight, on the other hand...I just have nothing positive to say about it. Nothing at all, and that's the first time I've ever been able to say that about a Discworld book. Then again, when I say I'm a fan, I'm not kidding; I have almost all the books, all the maps, all the video games, and have racked up almost a year of playing time on the Discworld MUD (think of an MMO without the graphics). Having read everything else the man has ever produced multiple times, I suppose I'm more attuned to his style than most, and this book makes it painfully obvious how far his mind has slipped. The stilted writing style, crappy dialogue, plot points that die as a loose end, pointless & unexplained cameos, character derailment, the huge amounts of expositionary speech, a "big reveal" with practically zero foreshadowing that turns out to make no sense at all, and the introduction of a new Marty Stu character who is given barely enough page time to set him up as Tiffany's perfect match just so the book can have the kind of sickly-sweet happy ending that PTerry has previously mocked relentlessly.

I hated it, because all those things combine to show that one of my favourite ever people, a person I consider one of the greatest authors ever, has finally lost what made him so brilliant.
 

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SonicWaffle said:
gristledemon said:
I am a few years behind as i just got Thud, awesome as always tho.
Do yourself a favour and stop at Making Money. As one of the biggest Pratchett fans to ever walk this Earth, I can tell you that reading past there will just upset you.
Belive what you will, but I rather liked things after it, such as Unseen Acidemicals.
Admittedly, they were better before, such as Night Watch, but they're still great books in my eyes.

I never read I Shall Wear Midnight though. Only one I haven't.
 

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Count Igor said:
SonicWaffle said:
gristledemon said:
I am a few years behind as i just got Thud, awesome as always tho.
Do yourself a favour and stop at Making Money. As one of the biggest Pratchett fans to ever walk this Earth, I can tell you that reading past there will just upset you.
Belive what you will, but I rather liked things after it, such as Unseen Acidemicals.
Admittedly, they were better before, such as Night Watch, but they're still great books in my eyes.

I never read I Shall Wear Midnight though. Only one I haven't.


cool thanks guys, especially for the lack of spoilage, I think I will have to read the rest once I have the chance. Ahhaha even with authors I enjoy far less I just can?t stop reading if I happen upon another book.

Regardless of any of our opinions I hope we can all agree he is one epic person.

Rock on