TF2: What should I name my gun?

[MeatMachine]

Title says it. I found a Name Tag during double drop week, but I haven't decided what to name my weapons. Right now, I've only settled on using it on either my Sniper Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Grenade Launcher, or Stickybomb Launcher. Does anyone have any good ideas for names for either of these?

Someone already named their Sniper Rifle "Spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald", so that's out.

 

[triggrhappy94]

"Senor Bang Bang", maybe?

The "Look Over Ther For a Second"

"Has Both Tits and Is on Fire"

 

[One Seven One]

Catherine.
Punishment.
Pain.
Duke.
Don't Blink.

That's all I can think of.

 

[SilentCom]

Wow, first hats and now naming your stuff... TF2 has really changed since I last played it...

How about Lil' Snipey?

 

[Zhukov]

"The Overcompensator."

I shall now make a meaningless comment to prevent this post from being too short.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Sniper Rifle: Lucy.
Rocket launcher: Big Bertha, Potato Chucker, Killzooka, The Tube, Intertube.

My contribution to names.

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Range'd Hat Removing Device

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Sniper- Longshanks

Rocket Launcher- Rock-it Lawn-Chair

Grenade Launcher- Mr. Boom Boom

Sticky Launcher- Boogerfly

 

[shado_temple]

Name the grenade launcher "Throwing Science at the Wall", and the sticky launcher "and Seeing What Sticks", if you get a second tag.

 

[qeinar]

Wow, first hats and now naming your stuff... TF2 has really changed since I last played it...

How about Lil' Snipey?

cahnging the appearance of stuff does not really matter. it's still the same game. : p

 

[Hal10k]

"The Power of Love".

Because then you can claim that you vanquish your foes with...

 

[ChickenZombie]

I named my Black Box "The Child Support"
The Huntsman i named "Mourning Wood"

maybe something like, "It IS the rabbit!"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Big Booty Bitches

The Head Aerator

Silent Boom

Smile for the camera

 

[FalloutJack]

How about...


...Vera?

 

[CounterAttack]

How about...

Spoiler

...Vera?

You can only name your minigun - or a variation thereof - Vera if your Heavy wears the Tough Guy's Toque.

 

[SillyNilly]

This sounds fun. Time to get the creative juices flowing.

Rawk-It Lawnchair: Reciprocator, Friendship is EXPLOSIONS
Grenade Launcher: Tour de Farce, Gibbles and Bits, Shoots Canisters of Explody Stuff
Sniper Rifle: Lead Injection, Scoped Pea-Shooter, Lo siento no hablo "Misericordia"
Sticky Launcher: Sticky Situation, Pay an arm and a leg, Limb Reposition, Head Trauma & Deadly Drama

 

[Sikratua]

I have to stick with the sage advice of R. Lee Ermey.

 

[Adiona]

I have to stick with the sage advice of R. Lee Ermey.

Spot on fellow escapist o.ob