Thank you, America.

[EeveeElectro]

I get the feeling I'm the only one of my friends (maybe in the wurrllldd?!) who doesn't like it.
My friends go bat-shit crazy for it, but I think it tastes like co-codemol. It's absolutely vile.

 

[penguindude42]

your welcome, now start hating Canada for releasing the terror that is justin beiber onto the world.

I tried to warn them about that can, but noooooo...
They just had to open it, releasing the aforementioned white noise spewing androgynous tentacle demon with 20 vaginas. And each time he is allowed to sing, a new vagina is added onto the pile.

In short, I am terribly sorry. So very, very, very sorry.

-TOM

 

[FalloutJack]

I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

They tell me that you can still find Mt. Dew's superior - Surge - in Norway. You're alot closer than I am to the place, so maybe you could find out and try it as well.

 

[Dfskelleton]

As said earlier, thank you for Monty Python. They're much funnier than most of the comedians we produce, even to this day.

 

[superbatranger]

I'd rather thank them for Hersheys peanut butter cups. Go'bless ya Yanks.

They are quite tasty, aren't they?

 

[Atmos Duality]

No, thank you United Kingdom. For giving us Simon Pegg and Nick Frost; Two men who still understand the concept of comedic delivery in an age of hacks, lackwits, shock-artists, and gutter-humor.

 

[Bocaj2000]

Wow, thank you for that.
I laughed hard, and am sorry you got probation for it.

funny thing is that the reasoning was because it was a meme, not because it was rude. Go figure-

Glad I made you laugh though. It perfect describes my feelings for this inane thread, and I'm glad you agree^^

 

[Strife17O7]

Hooray for Trolls!

I want to thank America for dragging us into an illegal war and then ruinning our economy by lending money to people who couldn't possibly afford it and then hiking up there intreast rates to such a degree that they they couldn't even afford to pay the intreast so they could steal there homes. Also I really want to thank them for stealing all our pension money. Yeah Mountain Dew is really worth it.

HOORAY TROLLS!!! GO YOU!

 

[Death God]

Your welcome. And thank you for BBC, I guess?

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

I tried bottled Dew, kinda tasted like crap.

Came over here and had a can, now I make sure I always have some whilst I'm over here. It'll be a sad day when I go home. I'll have to order some to get it.

This shit is like liquid crack.

It must be god-made if the bottled Dew really tastes like crap to you. It's still the best soda in my opinion and i haven't even tried the tin can one. I must find some..NOW!

 

[BGH122]

I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

Why the hell are you thanking them? They should be thanking us!

They gave us mountain dew? We gave them empiricism and therefore science and therefore every invention they'll ever invent! Were it not for our science pioneers, Locke, Hume, Newton and so on they'd have nothing.

They gave us Family Feud? We gave them television! Were it not for Willoughby Smith they'd not even have the damn idiot box.

They freed themselves of our reign? We gave them George Washington! Were it not for John Washington, an Englishman, they'd still be ours. They think they're an independent nation? No, they're our prodigal sons.

Dear America,

You tried to break free of English influence? The only thing you've broken is our hearts.

 

[kuyo]

we haven't forgiven ourselves for Jersey Shore yet.

 

[v3n0mat3]

You're welcome, but you can still nail us for Jersey Shore.

 

[Josh Doyle-Tanner]

England has better dental care than America. The myth of British people having bad teeth is just one of those weird things to American media does along with making out like France have never won any wars ever.

To my knowledge, the French have won only 2 wars. One being against themselves (impossible for them to lose) and one in which they helped a british colony against the british because they were tired of their rule (The American revolution). Seeing as one was impossible for them to lose, they have really only won 1 war, even then they we're just helping out the Americans (although we did need it, technically they were only helping. Also, I MAY have forgotten some, but i'm pretty sure those are the only 2)

How far back do you wanna go?

Spoiler

1066 Invasion of England, William the Conqueror won the entire country.

Multiple wars between England and France, most of which France wins

1337-1453, The Hundred Years War, eventually France expells the English claim to the throne in favour of a French one

1510-1513, The War of the Holy League, all of Europe gangs up against France (actually mainly England and a whole bunch of Italians), France wins when the Pope dies and the League is disbanded

1557-1560, Mary Queen of Scots and her Spanish husband cause another Anglo-French war, France wins, taking back Calais, which was all they had left on the French mainland

1755-1763, Seven Years War, basically the first time they lost something significant in nearly seven hundred years, set the stage for...

1779-1783, The American Revolution, which they fought on the winning side of.

1789-1802, French Revolution, you already mentioned them winning.

1802-1815, Napoleon basically owns Europe for a period of at least ten years. Mainly through military conquest.

Maybe it's just me, but eight hundred years of militaristic dominance in Europse doesn't really spell 'cheese eating surrender monkeys' to me, despite what the Simpsons and most of America and Britain may think.

I would like to point out that a)1066, the Norman invasion of England, was not a French victory but a Norman one, in fact William the Conqueror died fighting the french and b) Mary Queen of Scots did not lose Calais she was never Queen of England, you're thinking of Mary Tudor (Mary I) and her husband Philip II of Spain and c) Holy League also included the French it was an internal war between Catholics and Protesants which other countries joined in one. However France does have a proud military history and many military words are french e.g. chevron

Sorry if someone else has already said this and my pickiness but I'm a history nerd

 

[WOPR]

So what is mountain dew exactly? I apologise profusely for having never tried it.

It's caffeinated pee in a can
looks like it, smells like it, but tastes like caffeine
and Americans (from what I've observed) are addicted to that drug (yes caffeine is a drug)

*shrugs* the only things I have caffeine in are things I can't really help (chocolate, tea, etc.) but Mountain Dew is just caffeine in a can, nothing more nothing less (with some lemon-lime flavor, and it's also caffeinated [bubbly])

 

[UnknownGunslinger]

What we have Mountain Dews here, that's sick I must go and find some
Never tried it, but always wanted to - sounds awful
Cant wait

 

[northeast rower]

We forgive you for overtaxing us, using salutory neglect as an excuse for leaving the colonies defenseless, and invading us (specifically, the War of 1812) after we had been separated for about thirty-five years.

-From America

 

[Grond Strong]

What is better dental care? The ability to let someone go into one's mouth with sharp, torturous tools and scrape around holes in one's teeth asking if indeed it hurts? You can have it.

As for Mountain Dew? Yes, it was brilliant, and you are welcome for that. However I would recommend watching your consumption intake. Rumor has it that it lessens the mass of objects that one would like to keep um... well... their current size.

As for the tea? We are not sorry for that. I was there dressed as a Native American dumping loads of tea into rapidly color-changing Boston Harbor. It was a blast. I am sorry it inconvenienced you though. The lack of tea for all you chaps must have been frightening.

 

[PhiMed]

There's actually an even better version of it that we keep to ourselves. It's called Sun Drop. If you're ever able to get your hands on it, I suggest you try some.

 

[Someone Depressing]

We just got Mountain Dew?!

*Running to store*