Thank you, America.

[PhiMed]

What is better dental care? The ability to let someone go into one's mouth with sharp, torturous tools and scrape around holes in one's teeth asking if indeed it hurts? You can have it.

As for Mountain Dew? Yes, it was brilliant, and you are welcome for that. However I would recommend watching your consumption intake. Rumor has it that it lessens the mass of objects that one would like to keep um... well... their current size.

As for the tea? We are not sorry for that. I was there dressed as a Native American dumping loads of tea into rapidly color-changing Boston Harbor. It was a blast. I am sorry it inconvenienced you though. The lack of tea for all you chaps must have been frightening.

The rumor? Yes, the rumor in elementary schools all around the nation. I remember hearing that back in the 80's. I assure you that Yellow #5 has been thoroughly researched and it doesn't have any effect on... that area. Spreading that rumor is just something that elementary school children do.

 

[ckam]

And we thank you for Stephen Fry.

 

[Atheist.]

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

We used to sell mountain dew a long time ago, also the crap we get over in England is not the same as what is on sale here.
Unless we finally got

and not

Signed.

An Englishman in America slipping on Mountain Dew.

It was the bottled 'Dew that I tried. I guess I need to hunt me down some tinned Mountain Dew if that's the better.

Canned Mountain Dew is the nectar of the Gods.

I never realized we were hoarding the good stuff for ourselves. Makes sense, though.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They are quite tasty, aren't they?

There just aren't enough peanut butter related sweets over here.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

No problem.

And thank you for pre-colonizing the nation.

Sorry about the whole, rebelling thing

 

[Plurralbles]

way back when family feud was ran by the gy from that one cartoon(which everyone seems to have forgotten about, dickfaces!) it was awesome

Oh and I also love MD. I am glad I haven't gone any time in my life without it.

Hell, my family has a vid of my 8 year old sister saying, "Yahoo moutain dew!" lmfao.

 

[LobsterFeng]

Thank you for Dr. Who.

 

[ninetails593]

Ha! At first I thought you were talking about pollution X3
I was like "Ooooh..... Sorry."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well I'm glad we need the rest of the world's forgiveness. Because I SO remember asking for it.

Anyway, I'm waiting on Canada's apology for Justin Bieber.

Tick-tock Canada, tick-tock.

 

[SodaDew]

I suppose we owe you too, thank you UK for tea, James Bond, and my 1969 MG

 

[Grond Strong]

What is better dental care? The ability to let someone go into one's mouth with sharp, torturous tools and scrape around holes in one's teeth asking if indeed it hurts? You can have it.

As for Mountain Dew? Yes, it was brilliant, and you are welcome for that. However I would recommend watching your consumption intake. Rumor has it that it lessens the mass of objects that one would like to keep um... well... their current size.

As for the tea? We are not sorry for that. I was there dressed as a Native American dumping loads of tea into rapidly color-changing Boston Harbor. It was a blast. I am sorry it inconvenienced you though. The lack of tea for all you chaps must have been frightening.

The rumor? Yes, the rumor in elementary schools all around the nation. I remember hearing that back in the 80's. I assure you that Yellow #5 has been thoroughly researched and it doesn't have any effect on... that area. Spreading that rumor is just something that elementary school children do.

But EVERYONE knows that elementary rumors are true!! I mean c'mon! Koodies,Boogeymen, and Mutant Ninja Turtles are all real too! But don't tell me you doubt these hard facts.

Actually I was trying to make a funny. Apparently I failed.

 

[Bobbity]

Thank you America, for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Oh, and Apple. Also, Craig Ferguson in a strange sort of way.

And McDonalds.
And Subway.
And for the video games industry.

And for existing, basically. You guys have done a remarkable amount in the last century, even if your politicians today are all utter fuckwits.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

This is the first thread where people admit that America isn't full of idiots.
Thank you, even if you are lying.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Eh, I think Mountain Dew is so overhyped. Dr. Pepper, man, that's where the stuff is.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

And we thank you for giving birth to us and for all the awesome TV shows we now copy and the good music and good comedy. I'd like to think it's a good relationship when everybody plays nice

 

[Icaruss]

Thanks for warhammer 40k and yathzee

 

[SilentCom]

You are welcome..

..but may I recommend Coke? Pepsi?

Mountain Dew is horrible..

Depends on the flavor IMO. There are a bunch of new flavors, not just the original greenish yellow color. I rather like the blue one although I don't remember what it was called...

 

[triggrhappy94]

Don't mention it, any time.

 

[Ph33nix]

mtn dew is probably the greatest drink ever seriously its caffeine amount rocks and it keep me awake during comp sci class

 

[darkdraconus]

Mountain Dew: Diluted 7-Up/Sprite.
Personally, I can't stand Mountain Dew. Also; it's been stocked in shops here in the UK since about February last year.