That is just too noob...

[Dark Prophet]

It's not noobish behavior but it's still childish. This one time I was playing DoW II the last stand, we had played several games together, it seemed we could win it so I suggested we start camping cause with some heroes it's the only viable option in the late game. So one player made a joke about us being like CoD players camping in the corner so I told that I wouldn't know cause I have ever only played single player and we lol'd but the 3rd player just started to vomit hate on us something about CoD players all being idiots and they should not touch DoW games or any rts games and then (probably) he just dropped. I know I didn't like CoD very much and somewhat regretted buying it but hate like that just stunned me.

 

[Loaeon]

Well it wasn't really noobish but mostly stupidity. In Spec Ops The Line in one map there is a door with a sandbag in the way, and people vaulted over all the time so when I could I always placed a landmine in that spot the amount of people who fell for it was amazing. I wonder if they raged most people didn't use mic's on PS3.

 

[ramboondiea]

every game of killing floor i play after a new update/steam sale usually has a lot of people who don't know how to play and choose to blame everyone else, which is a shame because it puts a lot of people off continuing to play it. remember seeing a level one firebug on insane once.... wouldn't shut up about him not being healed and thats why he keeps dyeing, nothing to do whith him using a fireaxe no sir ha.

blacklight retribution, honest to god had someone complaining about wall hacks, i assumed he was joking at first, then he started to threaten to report people because they kept finding him in his uber camping spot. honest to god the chat log was painful to read,

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Try moderating a Minecraft server.

Spoiler

People genuinely attempt to run away from you when you teleport to them.

 

[Beat14]

Guy in dark souls who I invaded at the start didn't get that red phantoms were evil, I admit I can't be sure he might have chosen not to attack seeing as I'm one of those bastard "twinkers" meaning he may have known killing me would be tough.

But his actions like Blocking against a horde of enemies and running out of stamina made it seem like he was waiting for me to attack from behind his guard.

Couldn't kill him, so I punched him once to let him know red phantoms are evil then returned to my home world...

Captcha: om nom nom

Made me hungry, ffs.

 

[Jaeke]

snip

'Shit, I think Bobmus lost connection.'

'You thin-'

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game

"Shit guys my net connection ju"

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game

"Trolololol"

From playing TF2 with him I think he finally bought a new potato.

'Hey guys, will you lend me money? Haven't earned enough since I last disconne-'

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game

'Goddamn it, Bobmus.'

Bobmus has connected

Wave 10 start!

Bobmus had an aneurysm.

Bobmus left the game

We'll never forgive him for his crimes against us.

So the moral of this thread is... I should re-download Killing Floor...

OT: Well... this one is about me actually
It was my first match on League of Legends and I had absolutely no idea what the hell I was doing. I selected Garen because he was the character I used in the tutorial and happened to be F2P that week.

As soon as the game starts I head straight for bot lane and past all of the turrets and straight for the mid lane once I hit their second turret. I ran into the dragon as I assumed that there would just be a regular mob there and was met with a fireball in the face.

Anyway...this level of idiocy goes on till about 25 minutes into the game. I had try to leave 3 times as I hadn't figured out that LoL doesn't really let you "leave" matches until you finish them and I realize on the 4th log-in that there is a merchant...

So I purchased Frozen Heart.

I was immediately met with: "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" by every teammate I had.

I laugh now when I think back to that.

 

[Mikodite]

Its definitely amateur weekend on League of Legends too. I've been ad carry Graves 3 times today. All three times I've gone up the middle lane to defend the jungler from potential invasion at the start of the game, and all 3 times the mid champs have started pinging wildly typing "GRAVES GO BOT GRAVES GO BOT".

I get the same crap when i go AD Shaco and run top lane. They all start hooting about how i should be jungling or running bot lane. I just tell them to relax and have fun, about 10 minutes in, i'm fed, running a Phantom Dancer and Infinity Edge and surprisingly they all start whining about how i'm stealing all the kills. Yes. I am. By running top, and warding/checking baron and river. Yes i'm stealing your kills. No gangplank, when you use your ult, you are not guaranteed the kill. No Kat, flashing in and ulting when i have dropped a Malphite down from 100% to about 30 with two abilities, i'm not giving you the kill. It fun, but some days i just wanna uninstall the game and play something else

Awe yeah, Lol. I have to love those moments when a teammate I share a lane with accuses me of being a noob because my Sona didn't make them invincible.

I remember being accused of "hacking" (somehow) the blazblue online which allowed me to perfect this very very scrubby Tager user.

I don't know how you even "hack" suck a thing from a ps3...I guess that's why they removed the linux options, to get at all those darned blazblue hackers!

Reminds me of Gunz. If there was a significant difference in skill among players the player of better skill will always be accused of hacking by some noob.

 

[vallorn]

Try moderating a Minecraft server.

Spoiler

People genuinely attempt to run away from you when you teleport to them.

Lol for Escapecraft. That spot is right next to one of my places

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

My friend is usually way more intelligent than me. But when he starts playing a game I have been playing for a while, however I try to explain it, he acts like I'm speaking martian.

It's really very annoying. It's like his comprehension just shoots out of the window.

We just had a big argument about camera controls in dark souls and how he can use his thumb and fingers at the same time -.-

 

[natster43]

All this thread has told me is that I should check out Killing Floor.
OT: I was playing on a knife/shield only server on MGO, and I the other team was kicking our ass, and we could do nothing but die to them. Then I found out that diving to the floor and stabbing was extremely effective against them (Stab is a one hit kill). So they then tried to kick me from the server for being able to kill them.
I was also accused of boosting in MW 2 because I was using my stealth class and kept killing the same guy who kept running up to where I was trying to kill me, he really didn't like that he couldn't kill me.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I was playing WoW with a buddy of mine, and we were chatting about the few game mechanics that stayed in the game since Pre-BC. We got onto the subject of Resurrection Sickness, the debuff that reduces all your ability values by 75% if you use the Spirit Healer to rez at the graveyard.

He literally replied "That's there to punish the bad players when they fail. It gives them a time-out to think about what they did."

In reality, Resurrection Sickness exists in the game to prevent players from abusing the Spirit Healer as a quick-travel method to circumvent mounts and hearthstones.

The rest of the guys who were on this nostalgic trip all called him various words that all meant "Elitist asshole" and he found himself kicked from our guild.

A gkick seems kind of harsh but I;m guessing he did more than make that comment.

 

[NightmareWarden]

I was playing WoW with a buddy of mine, and we were chatting about the few game mechanics that stayed in the game since Pre-BC. We got onto the subject of Resurrection Sickness, the debuff that reduces all your ability values by 75% if you use the Spirit Healer to rez at the graveyard.

He literally replied "That's there to punish the bad players when they fail. It gives them a time-out to think about what they did."

In reality, Resurrection Sickness exists in the game to prevent players from abusing the Spirit Healer as a quick-travel method to circumvent mounts and hearthstones.

The rest of the guys who were on this nostalgic trip all called him various words that all meant "Elitist asshole" and he found himself kicked from our guild.

A gkick seems kind of harsh but I;m guessing he did more than make that comment.

Our guild doesn't tolerate players who think games should punish bad or inexperienced players. We have a strict set of rules regarding being civil.

I agree with moonlight... Do you think the kick was justified under the circumstances, bhaal, or did you disagree with your guild's decision?

 

[Innocent Bystander]

snip

Interesting note, there's always one of those kinds of people in a group of friends. If you cannot figure out who amongst you is the Jackass Friend, it's probably you.

Another interesting note: It's me. >

We had some good times with that guy. One time, while we were off buying weapons, he welded himself into the bathroom and wouldn't come out. Turns out he trapped himself in one of the spawn points

 

[CannibalCorpses]

I've had a few people on CoD block me into corners so their mates could steal my care package which is really fucking infuriating. I don't mind losing the items but being totally stuck and unable to do anything until they move their arse is well annoying, especially since they are hurting their own chances of winning the game. Kinda funny when they end up on the other team next round and i spend all my time stalking them.

I was playing magic the gathering and the other player was kicking my arse until i did wrath of god to clear all the creatures away. Then i got a 1/1 creature out and started pecking him to death. When he got to 6 health left he paused the game and started accusing me of being a cheating bastard and that he wouldn't quit and let me have my win. I considered turning the console off but i thought fuck him, he didn't deserve to win with such dodgy tactics so i went out for a while. Came home a few hours later and i had loads of messages from him giving me abuse and telling me he would never quit. I went out again to get wrecked with my mates and when i came home 2 days later he'd quit

Had a guy on Red Dead Redemption that kept asking me to join his group. I was with my mate helping him with one of the hunting challenges and i wasn't interested in doing stuff with randomers so i told him i was busy. A couple of minutes later 3 guys turn up on horseback and charge my mate down and kill him. It was kinda funny so i killed them all and moved away a little but they respawned and attacked again. Killed them all again but my mate died again so i got him to follow me to the cougar shack and told him to hide inside. I wandered around outside for a few seconds and sure enough they turned up again just as the cougars started to spawn. I managed to get inside the shack while the cougars wiped them all out and yet again they attacked and died. After about 10 minutes of trying and dying to get to me i got the obligatory 'ur gay' message and then they all quit.

There is a moral to these stories...Don't fuck with me lol

 

[Steeveeo]

We had some good times with that guy. One time, while we were off buying weapons, he welded himself into the bathroom and wouldn't come out. Turns out he trapped himself in one of the spawn points

Well, I've never done one that bad, but I have dicked myself over before in similar ways.

I think my favorite thing to do, while over voice comms with some of my college friends, is be the first one out of the shop, then ninja-weld all the doors on the way out as fast as I can. None of them are full welds, mind you, but it's still funny to hear my friends on the other end curse me when they have to pull out their welder to open a 4% welded door, and then another and another.

 

[Ix Rebound]

I was playing red dead redemption with two of my friends, we were just dicking around doing bandit hideouts and hunting cougars (or more like getting hunted by them) when some random guy says he wants to join our posse, i denied it cause i just wanted to be in a group with my mates when he starts charging at us with his fucking buffalo rifle, he did manage to kill us a few times (he was pretty good) before we started blowing him up with dynamite when suddenly he had THE WHOLE SERVER ARRAYED AGAINST US!
when we invited him to the chat party, lo and fucking behold it was a potty mouthed 9 year-old, and his reason for waging fucking war on us was cause we did want him in our posse, when he kindly asked him to fuck off and stop killing us he simply said "nope, this is what you get)
so we tried to hold out of a couple minutes (it didn't work, it was 9 against three after all!)
we just went into our own private server.

 

[FrozenCones]

Doing a weekly raid in Wrath of the Lich King. This week it was Patchwerk.

Warrior tank charges across the stream of ooze to engage the boss. Loses 75% of his HP before the boss has even hit him.

No More Play!?!

 

[Dandark]

This happens nearly every time I play League of legends.
It can be really bad when a champion who is tricky to build becomes popular in blind pick such as warwick or Urgot.
No! No you do not rush I.E on Urgot.

I have also lost many games because my teamates decided that after an ace and tower push when we are all wounded and the enemy team just respawned, that now is the perfect time to try and Baron without even checking it for wards.
I swear people think that if you manage to get Baron then you have instantly won the game because it's buff makes you invincible and able to one hit everything or something.

Even worse when the enemy is going for it and one guy on his own tries to steal it when he has no long range attacks to do it safely, no escapes to get away and no high damage attacks to secure it. Yeah on the 5% chance you manage to get that you will be dead and we will now be screwed 4v5 but it's ok we will die with slightly more gold than before.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

That almost sounds like League of Legends, but there aren't enough racial slurs, threats to report/go afk, or kill your family.

There is a reason LoL has a worse community than DOTA.

Based on who I've played against, LoL really doesn't have that bad a community. The assholes are all a vocal minority who I haven't met firsthand yet except this one Olaf who kept complaining about how Dota 2 was better every time I or someone else killed him. His own team really didn't like him either. I wound up friending one of my opponents over our mutual hatred.

Based on the people I've seen on this forum who play the game, DotA players aren't necessarily quick to make insensitive comments like Xbox Live users. They're just amazingly condescending and unwilling to give noobs a hand up.

OT: me, in just about every fighting game ever. I still have no clue why I don't get 'combo' points no matter how fast I mash the buttons.

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

This happens nearly every time I play League of legends.
It can be really bad when a champion who is tricky to build becomes popular in blind pick such as warwick or Urgot.
No! No you do not rush I.E on Urgot.

I have also lost many games because my teamates decided that after an ace and tower push when we are all wounded and the enemy team just respawned, that now is the perfect time to try and Baron without even checking it for wards.
I swear people think that if you manage to get Baron then you have instantly won the game because it's buff makes you invincible and able to one hit everything or something.

Even worse when the enemy is going for it and one guy on his own tries to steal it when he has no long range attacks to do it safely, no escapes to get away and no high damage attacks to secure it. Yeah on the 5% chance you manage to get that you will be dead and we will now be screwed 4v5 but it's ok we will die with slightly more gold than before.

I love dealing with people that think getting Baron makes you a 5v1 invincible god. Its so much easier to have your whole team push a lane they aren't in and grab 2 turrets, an Inhib and then drop a base turret down and then all of us teleport back to our base and laugh as they have to waste time fighting off the super minions. Yeah, by all means get baron, I'll use the time constructively by demolishing your base.