That Little Voice in Your Head

[Alcamonic]

The voice in my head is like my polar-opposite.
He is cold hearted, neutral evil, say things like "Told you so..." and mean sarcastic comments.
He is also calling me weak minded, that I should take my slice of the cake instead of passing it to others in pure kindness.

Oh the fun talks he and I have.

 

[DJDarque]

You guys make me all happy inside knowing I'm not the only one with little voice-in-my-head quirks.

 

[penguindude42]

Oh man, I've got a whole herd of these little buggers.

Here's a few of 'em:

Voice #1a: Hey, go kick that stray kitten! C'mon, it'll be sweet!
#1b: Don't listen to him! He's a bad boy who smashes cookies!
#1c: Listen to me, sonny. Make your own choices.
#2: But we like cookies.
#3: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN~!
#4: Gentlemen. *lights a cigarette*
#5: Hoobity floobity woobity!
#6: Ponies are cool. Liking ponies is cool. You are now cool.
#7 (me): Holy friggin' crap, do you bastards ever SHUT UP!?
#8: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#9: AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU
#10: John Madden.
#11: FOOTBALL!
#12: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!
#13: I need scissors! 61!
#14: You're a pirate, fiddle-dee-dee! Do what ya want, 'cause a pirate is free.
YOU ARR A PIRATE! Yarr-har-har!!!
#15: Space. Gotta get into space.

Yes, I'm mildly insane, how could you tell? :3

~Tom<3

 

[hagar2]

i hated that guy. so i traded him for a cookie

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Oh man, I've got a whole herd of these little buggers.

Here's a few of 'em:

Voice #1a: Hey, go kick that stray kitten! C'mon, it'll be sweet!
#1b: Don't listen to him! He's a bad boy who smashes cookies!
#1c: Listen to me, sonny. Make your own choices.
#2: But we like cookies.
#3: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN~!
#4: Gentlemen. *lights a cigarette*
#5: Hoobity floobity woobity!
#6: Ponies are cool. Liking ponies is cool. You are now cool.
#7 (me): Holy friggin' crap, do you bastards ever SHUT UP!?
#8: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#9: AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU
#10: John Madden.
#11: FOOTBALL!
#12: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!
#13: I need scissors! 61!
#14: You're a pirate, fiddle-dee-dee! Do what ya want, 'cause a pirate is free.
YOU ARR A PIRATE! Yarr-har-har!!!
#15: Space. Gotta get into space.

Yes, I'm mildly insane, how could you tell? :3

~Tom<3

Your mind is full of fuck and I love it . Really I can't top that, although sometimes I have inner monologues running through my head and occassionly have mental debates with my own consciousness.

 

[Wyatt118]

I have three voices in my head,
One: is awfully crazy comes up with most of my jokes and random lines i say.
Two: is a gentlemen he gives me most of my advice and tells me to take chances.
Three: Total nutjob, in a totalitarianistic kind of way, tries to control my actual voice, and the two previous voices ive mentioned. Often tries to take my charasimatic, gentlemen like personality and turn it into a boring, take no chances punk personality.

 

[zarguhl]

You know, you might want to get rid of that thing... Bad for your health.

 

[Twilight.falls]

I think in different voices depending on my mood.

When I'm frustrated or annoyed at something, the voice is monotone and snarky.
When I'm genuinely angry, the voice is kind of like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.
When I'm happy, the voice is feminine and very calming.

I've always imagined the Voice Within as looking like a rather tall person, face shrouded, in a business suit that makes them ambiguous as to what gender they are. Imagine a suit with a hood over their head.

 

[Gaiseric]

We have our disagreements and since we sound alike it can get confusing.

As for looks...well he looks like me, so I am really talking/arguing with myself.

 

[Ohhi]

Ughh I have five different voices and I wish they would all shut the fuck up.
1.the first one is in essance shikamaru who is very lazy but is smart and likes it when I play games like chess, go, and shogi.
2.the second one is like Orihime from bleach very bubbly and annoying and is always telling me to go have a good time and to stop worrying about everything.
3.the third one is a perfectionist kind of like death the kid from soul eater unless I do something perfect he critiques me until I get it right.
4.the fourth one is the quiet one and is also my voice of reason it helps me get through situations that might be tough or dangerous to my health, this one looks like Sean Connery for some reason.
5.the fifth one is the psychotic one who is always telling me to kill or dispose of people that are of no use to me he also tells me that killing someone is the only way to feel truly alive. He looks like Kenpachi from bleach.
Also Kenpachi and Sean Connery seem to fight about stuff alot in my head I get headaches often.

 

[mcpop9]

For me it's kinda difficult.The multiple voice thing seems to be fine but it's the physical aspect of one of them and a greatly influencing aspect of another that scares me.
I have my own conscience sort of happy/depressed at times.
There is a dragon which popped up in a dream one night and I hold conversations with daily
There is a feminine one which doesn't speak yet causes my own conscience to be self-aware about my appearance and odd satisfaction from wearing a skirt/kilt.
What I find scary though is the fact that I'm able to talk to the dragon and call upon bursts of energy from out of no-where and the fact that I'd love to have a nice pair of knockers on myself (I'm a male)


On a brighter side, any health benefits from joining the mental insanity club?

Edit: Also forgot, I have one that speaks French and bleeds out to my speach quite a bit.

 

[DJDarque]

My "inner" voice has a bad tendency to become an "outer" voice when I'm alone, and it always talks as though I'm in front of an audience, or at the very least like it's talking to someone other than itself/myself.

I've also noticed over the years that it always talks at a "human" pace. What I mean is, instead of letting a thought come and go, like say having the thought "I need to do laundry" come and go in an instant, my mind will actually try to say the entire sentence, holding onto that single thought until it has been completely "spoken" out, even though the thought may have completely formed and is ready to pass onto another before I'm finished with the third word/sentence.

I do this all the damn time. I yell back sometimes. Like, "I know what I'm thinking brain, I don't need you to read it to me out loud!" XD

 

[FalloutJack]

I hear drums beating... Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!!

 

[Astoria]

They're all pretty quiet today for a change. I have 4. One hates me and is the one that yells at me when I'm sad. One is angry at everyone but me and tells me to burn things. One makes me question abosultely everything and the last one is happy little fellow that brings out my stubborn side. I see them all as stick figures except the last one which is like a fat leprechaun. Don't ask me why I really dont' know. The first angry one has a angry face, the other angry one doesn't have a face and the unsure one always appears with its back to me in my mind...which doesn't really make sense. Yeah I think I have a few issues.

 

[Reaper195]

I talk to myself....there is no one e,se in my head that I know of.

 

[Titan Buttons]

My voice is a very worried one, but is far more logical then I am at times

 

[cameron196789]

My little voice says your all crazy, and that I need to get some fire.

 

[tehlordofmyownworld]

I don't have any different voices in my head, only my own.But many different versions.One likes Hitler, not in the genocidey-evil-kill-the-jews way, but the way he completely reformed Germany into a force to be reckoned with.Another sees the genocide part and says "WTF!?How could you in any way,shape or form like the feller?".

I have two parts of me, one that can see the good part, the other can see the bad.

 

[Iconsting]

Mine's first off saying "It's 4 AM, go to bed so I can keep you awake even though you have all the conditions necessary for sleep."

Though usually it's popping in messages like "Write some killer My Little Pony fanfiction" or "Get on TF2 and ruin everyone's day with your Black Box soldier." or "You need to get to work on your next cosplay. EXP con is coming up, and if you procrastinate too long, it won't look that good."

 

[DJDarque]

Mine's first off saying "It's 4 AM, go to bed so I can keep you awake even though you have all the conditions necessary for sleep."

Mine likes to do that, too. It's unbelievably frustrating.