That would be fun...

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

 

[Necator15]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

Make that coffee, and you'd be correct. Seriously, a lifetime addiction to caffeine apparently builds up a hell of a resistance. They go through it faster than they can breathe.

Wired... Angry... Old People... Killing each other. I must wonder why we haven't put this into place.

 

[superbatranger]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

"Oh! Looks like Mr. Henderson is down with a broken hip. Seems like Miss Husselldorf really wants that oatmeal."

 

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

Make that coffee, and you'd be correct. Seriously, a lifetime addiction to caffeine apparently builds up a hell of a resistance. They go through it faster than they can breathe.

Wired... Angry... Old People... Killing each other. I must wonder why we haven't put this into place.

All those action movies we see where people kill each other in epic ways...that was their morning exercises. It's why they call it "old school".

"SENIORS! Eat hearty! For tonight, we dine...by the window!!!"

 

[Jfswift]

Standing on my church alter and shouting, "Release the KRAKEN!"

LOL! Do it! The take cover as the ground shakes and water floods everything.

 

[Paksenarrion]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

"Oh! Looks like Mr. Henderson is down with a broken hip. Seems like Miss Husselldorf really wants that oatmeal."

And suddenly, we see a rise in Senior Center visits from grandchildren and various hangers on, there to see one thing: bloodlust.

 

[sheic99]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Sky diving, I want to do it sooooo baaad.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

 

[Omega V]

things we've always wanted to do that seemed fun?..........sex?

I dont know, um... climbing the tallest mountain peak visible from my house, ive always wanted to do that.

 

[superbatranger]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

"Oh! Looks like Mr. Henderson is down with a broken hip. Seems like Miss Husselldorf really wants that oatmeal."

And suddenly, we see a rise in Senior Center visits from grandchildren and various hangers on, there to see one thing: bloodlust.

We should charge people to watch it. 10 dollars a head. We'll be rich!

 

[ArMartinez02]

I want to jump of the Eiffel tower, do some paiting, and play video games till I die of overdose, also I would like to go to the international space station.

and watch pronz/hentai!

 

[Necator15]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)

"They may take away our pills, but they'll never take...our breakfast rolls!!!"

"Oh! Looks like Mr. Henderson is down with a broken hip. Seems like Miss Husselldorf really wants that oatmeal."

And suddenly, we see a rise in Senior Center visits from grandchildren and various hangers on, there to see one thing: bloodlust.

We should charge people to watch it. 10 dollars a head. We'll be rich!

Fun fact: It's a fairly expensive hotel to start with, so it'd probably be closer to $20 a head, but fully worth it! These old people want coffee, and they want it NOW, and they're ready to kill each other for it.

 

[sheic99]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I like your way of thinking.

Lava surfing. Lava surfing would be amazing. Insane, but fun.


PARKOUR!

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

 

[Necator15]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

...Now you really have to do this, but on your last day of course. You see, when the small children see you doing "Office" parkour, they may not only join in, but make it a future activity, much to the original teacher's dismay.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Spoiler: snip

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

...Now you really have to do this, but on your last day of course. You see, when the small children see you doing "Office" parkour, they may not only join in, but make it a future activity, much to the original teacher's dismay.

Who do you think I got the idea from? We spent the first day of school trying to calm them down. Me thinks someone is abusing the Inception machine and implanting the Parkour idea in kids' heads.

 

[Necator15]

Spoiler: snip

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

...Now you really have to do this, but on your last day of course. You see, when the small children see you doing "Office" parkour, they may not only join in, but make it a future activity, much to the original teacher's dismay.

Who do you think I got the idea from? We spent the first day of school trying to calm them down. Me thinks someone is abusing the Inception machine and implanting the Parkour idea in kids' heads.

Oooh, I see. I uhhh must've uhhh lost the plans for that machine...

Actually, I think I'd like to invent that machine. It'll play the movie inside someone's head, and just change the message every time.

 

[sheic99]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

Yeah, you can't really do office parkour in a classroom. Although, I wish my teachers did.