That would be fun...

[Blemontea]

I just want to punch someone who is deliberately trying to annoy me straight in the face to see if i can shut them up.
and on a less violent note i want to play Magic and Yugioh with super advanced holograms.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

Yeah, you can't really do office parkour in a classroom. Although, I wish my teachers did.

I get the feeling the janitorial staff do. They probably office parkour when no one's around.

PARKOUR!!!

 

[sheic99]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

Yeah, you can't really do office parkour in a classroom. Although, I wish my teachers did.

I get the feeling the janitorial staff do. They probably office parkour when no one's around.

PARKOUR!!!

That would explain how they got the trash off the top of the roof.

 

[mattttherman3]

I kinda want to skydive, just once, see how it is.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Skydiving, scuba diving, cave spelunking, glider flying....

My list is probably longer but I don't care to think of them all. Those are the major ones.

 

[laststandman]

I want to go into a gentleman's club with a laptop, sit on one of those comfortable-type chairs and act like its a starbucks (i.e. go on nytimes.com, do business work/schoolwork). Or take a kindle in there and do just about the same thing.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Spoiler: snip

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

You'd need to throw them off by not doing office parkour every once in a while. It'll play with their heads whether you run around your office today or not.

XD

"Sweet! The supervisor's wearing her pants suit today! You know what that means...PARKOUR!!!"

"What are you doing, Henderson? We have a conference today. Get down from the projector."

"....aw, man..."

Wait, you're supervisor. That makes this even more epic. You need to do this NAO! Preferably filmed.

Unfortunately, aside from my imagination, I do not work in an office, nor am I supervisor, unless you count being a student teacher as supervising kindergarteners.

I have failed you, and I apologize for the internet deception.

Yeah, you can't really do office parkour in a classroom. Although, I wish my teachers did.

I get the feeling the janitorial staff do. They probably office parkour when no one's around.

PARKOUR!!!

That would explain how they got the trash off the top of the roof.

Indeed. Never mess with the janitorial staff. They are actually ninjas.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Mattel is coming out with hoverboards in five years, you know.

You lie! Or...is it true?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Sex.


Also, skydiving. But only tandem. I'd rather not entrust the whole "Don't fuck up" part to me. I mean, it's skydiving. It's not a very fuck-up-receptive activity.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Stealing the microphone thingy for my entire school and yelling "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!"

...PARKOUR!

 

[Shycte]

I'd like to go parachuting.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Mattel is coming out with hoverboards in five years, you know.

You lie! Or...is it true?

In Back To The Future II, they travel to October 21, 2015, and everyone has Mattel hoverboards.

 

[Eternalsun]

SHOOTING! GUNS! damn my english country.
Rick Roll 100+ in one go.
Run across rooftops!

 

[mrF00bar]

I would love to go sky diving one day, I suppose I haven't because I don't have the money to pay for all the lessons to make sure I don't die... actually, fear of death, thats is probably why.

 

[Latinidiot]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

what you should do, is:

-Watch Alice in wonderland on mute whilst high, whilst playing Pink Floyds Dark Side Of The Moon in the background.
-break the campers gamedisc and kneecaps
-learn to play real guitar, then try Through the fire and the flames for real.



Oh yeah, that'll do.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

what you should do, is:

-Watch Alice in wonderland on mute whilst high, whilst playing Pink Floyds Dark Side Of The Moon in the background.
-break the campers gamedisc and kneecaps
-learn to play real guitar, then try Through the fire and the flames for real.



Oh yeah, that'll do.

I'm really liking that second idea...

 

[Latinidiot]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

what you should do, is:

-Watch Alice in wonderland on mute whilst high, whilst playing Pink Floyds Dark Side Of The Moon in the background.
-break the campers gamedisc and kneecaps
-learn to play real guitar, then try Through the fire and the flames for real.



Oh yeah, that'll do.

I'm really liking that second idea...

yeah, it was the best I could come up with.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

what you should do, is:

-Watch Alice in wonderland on mute whilst high, whilst playing Pink Floyds Dark Side Of The Moon in the background.
-break the campers gamedisc and kneecaps
-learn to play real guitar, then try Through the fire and the flames for real.



Oh yeah, that'll do.

I'm really liking that second idea...

yeah, it was the best I could come up with.

I say we team up and humiliate every camper in North America.

 

[Blueruler182]

Gymnastics. I figure that along with my Ju Jitsu, Archery, and Sword training could make me a super hero. I saw some of my sisters friends practicing it the other day and it's amazing what they can do.

...that makes me sound creepy.

 

[Latinidiot]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

what you should do, is:

-Watch Alice in wonderland on mute whilst high, whilst playing Pink Floyds Dark Side Of The Moon in the background.
-break the campers gamedisc and kneecaps
-learn to play real guitar, then try Through the fire and the flames for real.



Oh yeah, that'll do.

I'm really liking that second idea...

yeah, it was the best I could come up with.

I say we team up and humiliate every camper in North America.

Excellent!

Here's the plan: first you and I both bully all the campers in our local area, then take their lunch money and buy me a ticket to the states, team up, and double-team our way through legions of sweaty dickhead campers, taking their lunchmoney and dignity, while playing Through the Fire And The Flames IRL, and getting high as a fucking kite afterwards.


What say you!