The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell
- Thread starter Dylan Sowers
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The Ninth Circle of Gamer Hell consists of two sublayers, where the denizens switch between the two tortures.
[HEADING=3]Level 1[/HEADING]
Obviously the bottom half of the comic is what I'm referring to.
[HEADING=3]Level 2[/HEADING]
The best game that will ever be made is in front of you. It's ready to play, and all you have to do to start it up is hit the power button on the console/PC/whatever. However, as long as the game is running you are blind, deaf, and numb, thus rendering you incapable of playing the game whatsoever.
[HEADING=3]Level 1[/HEADING]
Obviously the bottom half of the comic is what I'm referring to.
[HEADING=3]Level 2[/HEADING]
The best game that will ever be made is in front of you. It's ready to play, and all you have to do to start it up is hit the power button on the console/PC/whatever. However, as long as the game is running you are blind, deaf, and numb, thus rendering you incapable of playing the game whatsoever.
?Never being able to get that final stab into the 16th Colossus from SotC. He would just shake and throw me off FOREVER. And that fall takes god damn weeks to recover from.
That is my personal gaming hell.
That is my personal gaming hell.
You can only play EC-E+ rated games (or PEGI 3-7)
Or you can play M rated games with your parents, or someone who will chastise you for playing such games, in the room with you. They will sigh loudly on purpose. Every. Single. Time.
In terms of direct content?
You can only play motion control games that constantly need adjusting and calibrating, or they don't work right.
or
For every minute of actual gameplay, there's an hour of cutscenes.
EDIT:
Or you can play M rated games with your parents, or someone who will chastise you for playing such games, in the room with you. They will sigh loudly on purpose. Every. Single. Time.
In terms of direct content?
You can only play motion control games that constantly need adjusting and calibrating, or they don't work right.
or
For every minute of actual gameplay, there's an hour of cutscenes.
EDIT:
AAAAH AAH OH GOD OH GOD AAAAH AHH AAAAH AAH AH AH AH OH GOD NO OH GOOOOOD!!!!ThatOneJewYouNo said:
Tonythion said:
and your avatar represents that statement better than i would have ever thought
Ot: what has been said about no thumbs or the modern warfare 2 lobby with headset fused to ear with no mute
Playing an Atlus game without access to any of their gamebreakers and the death spells have a higher percentage of hitting, no way to resist them and the data is deleted every time you die.
lag (this would have been an awesome post if i wouldnt have been warned for only having one word. stupid forum rules... >:[)
Intentional Friendly Fire.
All day, Everyday. No Rage-quit. Just you, your teammates, and lots of bullets.
All day, Everyday. No Rage-quit. Just you, your teammates, and lots of bullets.
having brand new copies of the best games on the shittiest looking gaming rig with the worst graphics card that is just barely capable of running the games but only at a shitty fps rate....and ontop of that every minute the controls change and in place of music or any kind of audio you get to listen to a loop of the rebecca black/Justin Bieber collab that can never under any circumstances be muted...and all the while your having to listenen to said collab makes them both billionares
Australia as Gamer's Hell, probably not.Dylan Sowers said:
Pugatory, probably with the No 18+ rating and high prices.
