The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[TheCommanders]

I'll counter his question mark with an exclamation point! Or maybe a semicolon; what do you think?

 

[Teoes]

He has guns. I do not. I may not do well here.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I don't know how a talking, flying blue cat will kill me, but I'm not sticking around to find out

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

i just use "honesty" as a weapon

 

[EeveeElectro]

Assuming that's Dark Phoenix, I'm sure I can breeze this...

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

It's a dog! Run!

 

[Barbas]

Aw, but it's so cute!

 

[Barbas]

Deadly, yet sexy.

Ow, as soon as I finished typing that I had wicked chest pains. Prophecy???

 

[Barbas]

Again? Is this some sexual thing?

 

[Drummodino]

*Dives into bomb shelter*

You can't get me in here!

 

[Barbas]

Do your worst, child. I am eternal.

 

[Barbas]

I thought as much. Look into my eyes...

 

[Barbas]

This statue is an idea, Mr. Funs...

...And ideas are anime super punch-proof.

 

[Barbas]

Are you sure you didn't inhale any? 'Cod if you did...I'm currently living inside your head.

 

[Barbas]

Still, sneezing pretty hard wouldn't do you any harm right about now.

Try not to get it in your amazing hair, though. Ew.

 

[SirDerpy]

Come at me, sis!

...

Wait shit it's a magical girl crapcrapcrapcrapshesgotgunscrapcrapcrapcrap

 

[Barbas]

Is that a Mimic behind you?

 

[SirDerpy]

It's...a statue.

I see I have no choice but to assume that this is a Weeping Angel and/or SCP-173.

*cowers under covers*