The Apple Conspiracy (TAC) is the conspiracy by the American apple industry to place the pear out of the American consciousness and into its subconsciousness. TAC started on May 14, 1607 with the English settlement of Jamestown Virginia. This is when TAC started and was then just a subconscious primordial soup. It's a fact that the world's biggest collection of apple cultivars is housed at the National Fruit Collection in England. The subconscious primordial soup burst into consciousness when the ciders mills handed out free apple seed to Johnny Appleseed (John Chapman). Johnny Appleseed planted apple nurseries rather than orchards in the Mohican area of North-Central Ohio. The leaders of TAC, called the Apple Committee (AC), then turned the Johnny Appleseed story into legend, which is the exact moment that the pear moved out the consciousness of society and into its subconscious. Sadly, this is where the pear still resides hoping for its chance to seize a spot inside America's consciousness.
A pear is basically just a better apple. And the AC knew this, that is why they made apple pie an American tradition. English apple pie recipes date back to the 14th century. The apple dominates the pear in every market accept baby food due to the pear being the least allergenic of all fruits; pear juice is also known to be the first juice introduced to infants because of its hypoallergenic properties. The problem is that the AC knows that parents will start feeding their child apple products before their child can form lasting memories of how awesome pears are
Apples dominate pears in the very important juice and pie markets. The AC also adds several new apple products yearly, including apple fries and apple chips. To further place the apple in the forefront of the minds of the American public, the AC gave Steve Jobs a handsome sum of money in 1976 to name his company Apple Computer. Just recently, in 2007, Steve Jobs was handed another large sum of money to drop "Computer" from the company's name.
Here are some of the great health benefits of the pear:
Pears can be useful in treating inflammation of mucous membranes, colitis, chronic gallbladder disorders, arthritis, and gout. Pears can also be beneficial in lowering high blood pressure, controlling blood cholesterol levels, and increasing urine acidity. They are good for the lungs and the stomach. Most of the fiber is insoluble, making pears a good laxative. The gritty fiber content may cut down on the number of cancerous colon polyps. Pears are the fucking cure to cancer and still nobody cares about the pear in American.
A pear is basically just a better apple. And the AC knew this, that is why they made apple pie an American tradition. English apple pie recipes date back to the 14th century. The apple dominates the pear in every market accept baby food due to the pear being the least allergenic of all fruits; pear juice is also known to be the first juice introduced to infants because of its hypoallergenic properties. The problem is that the AC knows that parents will start feeding their child apple products before their child can form lasting memories of how awesome pears are
Apples dominate pears in the very important juice and pie markets. The AC also adds several new apple products yearly, including apple fries and apple chips. To further place the apple in the forefront of the minds of the American public, the AC gave Steve Jobs a handsome sum of money in 1976 to name his company Apple Computer. Just recently, in 2007, Steve Jobs was handed another large sum of money to drop "Computer" from the company's name.
Here are some of the great health benefits of the pear:
Pears can be useful in treating inflammation of mucous membranes, colitis, chronic gallbladder disorders, arthritis, and gout. Pears can also be beneficial in lowering high blood pressure, controlling blood cholesterol levels, and increasing urine acidity. They are good for the lungs and the stomach. Most of the fiber is insoluble, making pears a good laxative. The gritty fiber content may cut down on the number of cancerous colon polyps. Pears are the fucking cure to cancer and still nobody cares about the pear in American.
