Listening intently to a cell phone isn't particularly a pleasant pass-time, much less while the hum of tires on asphalt propels my car down the interstate. There's only a handful of reasons I would ever talk on the phone while driving, but "I need directions" is a good enough excuse for me to risk it. Shreveport's a lot bigger than I remembered it, in the sense that the drivers are a lot more aggressive than they need to be.
Which was even less pleasant when I couldn't hear through my phone. "Take exit what?"
Static punctuated every response, "Seven. Teen. B!"
"Okay, where next?"
"Exit 9!"
Cars around me muscled into my lane as I slowed to reach the exit. Behind me, a truck flashed its lights at me. After I managed to take the exit ramp, and glide along the curve more smoothly than my aggressive pick-up friend. I gained some space on him, merging into traffic with nothing less than an impatient jolt of the steering wheel. The exit wasn't far ahead. I took to the ramp and merged into what must've been another highway. After discerning the final bit of directions, I hung up the phone and committed both hands to the wheel. The car responded by being less jarring as I turned. In the city, cars became even more numerous, and a lot less forgiving for not knowing the lay of the land.
More lanes, more lights, less opportunities, and overall bad circumstances made the trip what could've been a pleasant into a bit of a unsynchronized ballet of cars, trucks, and SUVs. The irony was I was going to a car dealership. I pulled my car into a side street, merging over one lane in it's entirety and making an uncomfortably sudden turn into a street. The dealership was big, and I couldn't help but notice that the service doors were very conveniently placed. The mechanic at the desk wore overalls, a baseball cap, and was only one grease-stain short of being a stereotype. "Can I help ya, sir?"
"Um..." Oh yeah, way suave, "I had an appointment for 12:30."
"Sure thing, what's your name?"
I stepped out of my car, and began walking with him toward the computer occupying the same space as a greasy wrench. The entire room was polished, and notably clean for a car repair shop. My best guess is it was the reception lobby for vehicles. "Hidalgo."
"Can you spell that for me?"
"Sure. H-I-D, A-L, G-O."
"Alright, we got'cha in there."
My keys were already out. I asked as I passed them over to him, "About what time do you expect to be done?"
"Uh..." Ah, so the suaveness is contagious. "Should be about 2:45."
I thanked him, and turned to head toward the dealership. Something wasn't clicking, I turned back around, "Where's the lobby?"
"Right there." He said, pointing with a pen, which was a fruitless gesture considering that I was facing the wrong way. I turned to look just in time to see the pen lowering. "Thank you." I walked toward where I guessed the lobby was.
Inside, I was immediately greeted by a beautifully shined, and pitch black 2009 Honda Civic Si. My first thought was that it was a very pretty car. My second, is that I'm such a car-geek sometimes. Walking down the lobby, my watch read 12:35 PM. "Noon thirty-five." I muttered the time to myself, and occupied myself by looking at the cars and looking up the prices of optional accessories for my own Civic. Though no longer brand new (being an '07 model), it was still a nice car. The dealership itself was a collage of awards, advertisements, and really really well-polished tile.
The marble stone shone, despite the business having been open and walked on for several hours at that point. The people inside all looked either too-happy (which car salesmen are oft to look), or just too tired. I had to wonder why, considering car shopping is something of a guilty pleasure of mine. I continued to browse, contemplating asking a salesman if I could go for a test drive. I'd feel validated, considering they hadn't given me a rental car while taking my own. Despite my own upbeat mood at having some factory defect on my car repaired for free, the lobby's general gloom was bringing me down. The only reasonable option was to go outside and look at cars I could never afford again.
The first stingingly cold gust of wind burned my nose. Pulling my jacket closer to my body, I looked in the windows of the cars somewhat enviously. It could have been my own natural displeasure at not having bought my car with a navigation system originally. I read the stickers on cars impartially, though I scoffed at the mileage of the SUVs. The '07 Civic averaged 30 City, 40 Highway, and even the '09 Civics had lost some mileage capabilities in the intervening years. The gray gloom of Louisiana overcast kept me company as I strolled the cars and read product specifications. The end result of the trip meant a combined two hour and forty minutes on the road, a repair on my car that shouldn't have been necessary, and a moment for me to look at cars.
My only observation from the mechanics was that my seat, mirrors, and radio equalizers were all changed. "Ah well," I told the dashboard as I got back on the road, headed for I-49. "Maybe mechanics like their bass higher than their treble."