The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[LynxParadox]

Damn it subject Nero, now there's a fire in the basement where I believe Subject brain may be sacrificed along with my skittles and now there's a fire in the kitchen? Thats where we keep our food!

 

[Living_Brain]

*Wakes up* Man that hurt. *Sees fire* Subject Nero, What have you done?? Now my ponies can't summon Bablaelo from his Hell prison!
*Runs out of the basement and starts strangling Subject Nero*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lynx, I have provisions in my room. *fire spreads to room and room explodes*
Maybe keeping that old ammo wasn't such a good idea...

 

[LynxParadox]

*sigh*
*gets out a phone and calls the fire department*
Hello? Yes, the Asylum is on fire....oh... you don't cover this area... nevermind then.

Well, we're all going to die then subjects...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lynx, yeah...forgot to mention that the fire department, police, hospitals, and most governments hate us...I think they're over reacting.
So I stole some plutonium, several warheads, and some jeeps with weapons. Maybe they shouldn;t have had it just lying around then!

 

[Living_Brain]

*Keeps strangling Subject Nero*
You shall die before the fire gets you!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Brain, just means I get to respawn sooner. XP

 

[Living_Brain]

As long as you feel the pain, Subject Nero, I can do this all night.

 

[LynxParadox]

good think the plumbing isn't fixed!
*breaks a pipe line causing it to rain in the asylum putting out the fire slowly*
I'm A Mother Trucking Genius!

 

[Living_Brain]

*Finally Kills Subject Nero*
He died in vain.. oh well.

 

[Living_Brain]

Subject Lynx, where's that IV?

 

[LynxParadox]

Should be out in the garden...
oh wait your not talking about the poison ivy are you subject brain >.>...
I have no idea then

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Tizzy, there are Vita Chambers you know...we die and we just respawn in them.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Tizzy, I've got it covered. *fights with clone in the dark and a victor emerges*
*it is unknown whether he is the clone or not*

 

[LynxParadox]

Well, congratulation you didn't die! You're subject Nero regardless if your actually the clone or not now...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lynx, thanks. *clone melts and I respawn in Vita Chamber*
You should have known it wasn't me! I didn't pull out a shotgun and try to shoot you!
Also, good thing I don't buy old PC game re-releases. *points to story in corner*
Also, it uses SecuRom! SecuRom is the worst thing ever!

 

[LynxParadox]

Yes subject tizzy, Huzzahs... by the way subject Nero...Whats a... SecuRom?