You, sir, are a bad, BAD man.Pimppeter2 said:
Anyways, I think we've covered most of the criteria.
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Anyways, I think we've covered most of the criteria.
I understand this point now (as I have spent the last half hour having to argue it with roughly half a dozen people) and I forgive you for it. It's simply that at the time I felt like you were taking a stab at me and though there were hints to the contrary, my first reaction to what seemed to be an insult was not to look at the URL. In my opinion the joke just did not suit the environment because all of us didn't know the full context. Maybe next time you try out an online prank, try to think of how it could be misconstrued. It could save you a lot of trouble.Pimppeter2 said:
The attitude makes it for me.
I actually got called a douchebag on this site before, because of my hair.
Not the coolest guy around.
I actually got called a douchebag on this site before, because of my hair.
Not the coolest guy around.
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1. Prone to calling people and items "gay".
2. Horrendously stupid.
3. Generally is a unlikeable jackass.
I classify anyone as a "douchbag" If he/she have these three qualities.
2. Horrendously stupid.
3. Generally is a unlikeable jackass.
I classify anyone as a "douchbag" If he/she have these three qualities.
Pimppeter2 said:
The guy who came into my work the other day.
Skin tight shirt with a Marijuana symbol. Covered in Gibberish Tattoos Gelled hair and had his Mother Fucking phone music turned all the way up. Had to listen to the shit for 10 minutes till he came to the counter and i served him. Where he's like "these tunes are fucking sweet as aye ****!"
No. No they were not.
Skin tight shirt with a Marijuana symbol. Covered in Gibberish Tattoos Gelled hair and had his Mother Fucking phone music turned all the way up. Had to listen to the shit for 10 minutes till he came to the counter and i served him. Where he's like "these tunes are fucking sweet as aye ****!"
No. No they were not.
Compare and contrast.Catchphrase said:
Me - I work a full time job and pay my taxes. I obey the law. I'm pleasant to people, even strangers. I hold doors open for women. I like puppies. From what I gather from the users of this site, a high percentage will hold the same sort of values.
Chavs - Probably violent, probably carrying a knife. Swagger about like they own the place, even though their ASBO says they shouldn't be in that place. Generally out of work and claiming any benefits they can (which my taxes are paying for). No respect for anyone. Loutish. I.Q of a peanut. Probably a father (because birth control is pointless in their world).
You seem to be suffering from total logic failure, if you still stand by what I've quoted of your post.
Pimppeter2 said:
You're not very nice.
EDIT: I just got it. You sir, are a genius.
Well there aren't many ways to recognize them by looks since they come in all shapes and colors, but they talk degrading to others to compensate, and if others talk back using a simple word such as ''Idiot'' they flip their mind, and if you use more complicated ways of doing so, you'll just get a simultaneous blink, and a huh?
All the earth-toned people who glare at me when I mistakenly go into Walmart on food stamp day. Nothing but stares that say I want to kill you, and then I get to see them swipe their EBT cards. Not even a thank you that my paycheck is going to pay for their corn dogs and ice cream. Those are the real douchebags, don't mind college kids.
Sounds like you just described the average guido... Not that it prevents them from being douchebags too of course.Jark212 said:
Ok i swear! I SWEAR! I'm not trying to be a troll or racist or anything! but in my area
It's the wannabe-gangsta-mexicans
one time
one of em' was talkin shaving cream about me (dunno why) and i calmly replied with mild mannered retorts (see what i did there?) and he tried to start a fight
Although i'm pretty sure a fight is when two people act out with aggressive phyisical contact. Not Me punching him in the face and laughing when he ran with half a dozen people behind him...
*GASP*
But yeah i generally agree with the dress code going around
It's the wannabe-gangsta-mexicans
one time
one of em' was talkin shaving cream about me (dunno why) and i calmly replied with mild mannered retorts (see what i did there?) and he tried to start a fight
Although i'm pretty sure a fight is when two people act out with aggressive phyisical contact. Not Me punching him in the face and laughing when he ran with half a dozen people behind him...
*GASP*
But yeah i generally agree with the dress code going around
The year 2010. The year of the underachievers.Darth_Dude said:
The year where all you have to do to be considered a genious is to copy/paste a piece of code on the messageboards on the escapist.
You asked for a low watermark, people. And I tell you now that we have certainly reached it.
